Saturday, April 19, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 18, 2009

#3 - This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze.

Ryan Kwanten

43 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Never heard of this fella, a quick google is a hubba HUBBA! He's worth renting a power washer.
You aussies are lucky, they sure grow pretty down under :)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

The original comments were more interesting than the reveal. When the OG readers disagreed they casually took off a lace glove and slapped another with it. Jesus.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Same Bacon. I'd still totally hit that. So long as he isn't stinky from passing around Thai teens with Bay JASON STACKPANTS SEXY SHOTS

nora nader said...

Wow, first Johnny Depp, and then Sean Connery outed as funky and smelly and now this guy. What's up w/ actors not wanting to shower? I don't get it. Maybe they think they will lose their mojo if they shower? lol!

Violet said...

Has his star waned? Never heard of him either. Sometimes unwashed/boozy can be quite manly/attractive. Sort of. And yes, he's rather lovely in a hunky Australian sort of way.

Bacon Ranch said...

janine got it, though Kristin! Um but why would yoga instructors stink sometimes? That's odd.
Plus, why isn't he doing the Hilaria poses? I'd pay to see that.
He's cute.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I think they're so full of themselves, that they love their own stink. Or maybe they just pay other people to bathe them. Naw. Usually implies they've been hitting the bottle too hard

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're on to something. I'd love to see Jason doing downward dog. On top of me. We could call it the Feminist Kwanten. Maybe Gosling would make a cameo?

Bacon Ranch said...

Hahaha Lady H! I wasn't sure if they had some sort of cleansing thing that simply doesn't work (would explain Alec's pissed off constantly look).

Lee said...

Who doesn't like to wash? And how do you wake up in the morning without a shower?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Wiglet!!!! Sorry for OT but holeeeee shiiiit Tila Tequila is pregnant

Vera L- said...

TT is pg? That will not end well.

Sprink said...

Whoa.

Lady Heisenberg said...

YEP

caroline david said...

@Lady Heisenberg
Her tummy is big for a 10 week-pregnant woman

Sillygurl said...

Keep typing .......

Sprink said...

Back to the original blind--who cares about Ryan wotsit being smelly, I wanna know if AnnaLynne McCord was the answer to #4 because Enty does NOT like #4, does he?

Sprink said...

@caroline David

Perhaps it's not her first pregnanct

sugarbread maker said...

Being in the closet will make you give up on basic hygiene.

Tina Mallette said...

This is the last season of True Blood so you may not hear much about him after that either.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...
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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Lady H, whose is it? I know that's crass but...

Lady Heisenberg said...

It ain't crass if it's true. I recently supported a friend during her sonogram, while we badgered the nurse about conception date confidence intervals. Then busted out our calendars to do the math. LOL. The nurse was laughing over how common that actually is. I have no idea who the daddy is, don't really care. THAT is the least of my worries here. Let's hope motherhood makes TT get her shit together!

Vintage Pink said...

TT has been "pregnant" more rimes than Jen Aniston. Did a google search of it, and forgot all the insane lies she has come up with in the past.
I suspect she is puffing out her belly.

RKwan was kinds douchey on Chelsea Lately. I hadnt ever seen him being himself, and it put me off him.

sandybrook said...

I am not Tequilas latest conquest I never even friended her on myspace when she trolled there. I lucked out again!

Sherry said...

She's a sad mess with her belief in the Illuminati and all.

audrey said...

Oh Oh TT must be off her meds again and in need of some attention.

Habibti said...

He is Australian. Isnt that how they all smell? Dirty little mongrels. Lol!

jakibros said...

@LadyH Thank you so much for that Wonderful Easter present. He is awfully pretty!

RowdyRodimus said...

@Lee, I hate showering. However, the reason is because of my stroke, the way the nerves have regrown in my brain, the water actually cause pain. I shower everyday but I try to get in and out as fast as I can. Afterwards, I have actual welts come up on my arms, stomach and legs that take a few hours to go down. It's a weird thing but my doctor says that while not many people have that sensitivity to water, it does occur more than you'd think. It's also a symptom many people with Autism have, like I said it has something to do with the way your nerves attach themselves to your brain stem.

ac said...

@Vintage Pink-say it ain't so! He seems so open to anything. I take it no one saw him doing various yoga poses in some yoga mag so year or two ago? I find this blind kinda hard to believe.

Vintage Pink said...

ac- I KNOW!!! I was under the impression he would be totally fun. He was wearing glasses and trying to pretend he was some intellectual actor. it was very strange.
The show was when she was in Australia for the week filming. I don't know if youtube has it.

littlebeanpole said...

Habibti- I'm an Aussie with OCD. Safe to say I like a shower!

Aoife said...

WHO?!

Alita said...

Wow LadyH, I was *so* fearing what that link might be to. Then I clicked, and then I relaxed. Ahhh.

Note I must go watch some Powerpuff Girls (unrelated, I just like them).

Alita said...

Lol @Habibti! That's hysterical!

In related news, people that are just sooooo "PC" (air quotes, lolz) should just build a damned bridge and stop being so African about it. Lol!

Lol lol lol!

Alita said...

Sorry, I left off a 'lol' there:

Lol!

Aoife said...

Alita I'm sorry I don't get it.

Alita said...

Hi Aoife, I think you're looking on the proper webpage instead of the mobile site :)

If you look at the mobile site, you'll see that I replied directly to @Habibti. To be honest the other benefit of the mobile site, even from a computer, is that you don't get the silly CDaN ads. Seriously recommend you give it a go.

But my post (the one I guess that you questioned) was to @Habibti, who posts regularly to CDaN, and their incredibly amusing comment.

I see you comment here and we've not conversed before - mine wasn't intended as an incredibly hostile opening directed at you. Sorry and a start-over 'hi' if that happened :)

My post to @Habibti was attempting to highlight the offensiveness of their post by parodying it. As in, they are a bigoted POS, lolz! (That 'lolz' was irony again Aoife).

Shocky said...

He was so not hot as Vinnie in Home and Away

JoeInLA said...

Really Enty? You think he qualifies as VGL? He's cute from the right angles, yes, but that face will not age well (especially if he's drinking that much).

JoeInLA said...
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Aoife said...

Hi Alita! I didn't understand why Habibti's comment, while offensive, was African...oh wait, never mind. I get it now.

I use Chrome as my browser & have every kind of blocking I can get. Crossing fingers and toes.