Sunday, April 20, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 6, 2009

"Hey aren't you?" There have been a rash of sightings and I use the term rash here as a caution to all people to not engage in unprotected sex with workers of the sex industry. Anyway, the rash of sightings took place over a two day period. Who was being seen and what were they doing? Well it turns out this A list country singer might have been enjoying the absence of his wife because for two days there were sightings of our singer picking up women who make their living on the streets. At least three times over a 48 hour period our singer cruised around in his very recognizable car and picked up women for about 20 minutes of fun. Now, I don't know if he was just not getting any at home or if he wanted to give his wife a very special Christmas present that could not be returned.

Trace Adkins

22 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Psshhhh, real sex addicts know to rent a mini-van for cruising! He's just exploring the sights and sounds of a new city!

Bacon Ranch said...

A buddy of mine toured with him back in the day. He's a dog. Nice guy but a dog.
No wonder one of his ex's shot him.

Bacon Ranch said...

(no offense to actual canines).

missbunny said...

Thanks for clarifying, my puppy Charlie was offended, because he is loyal :-)

Bacon Ranch said...

Hahaha missbunny. I was getting "the look" from my dog as well, hence my hasty apology.

Terese said...

Thank god for that apology, Bacon Ranch....actual canines are often times much better than people hahaha. And definitely, as missbunny said, much more loyal. LOL.

Ian's Girl said...

It's a good comparison....dogs are loyal, yes, but sexually faithful, not so much. If they're not fixed, they'll hump anything that smells right, just like these famous folks. ;)

Terese said...

Good point....Although, my dog only humps one thing in the entire world, so I guess I'm lucky that she is at least loyal to her teddy bear lover. But she's a lady that is most definitely fixed!

sandybrook said...

He likes big honky tonk badonkadonks

Sherry said...

LOL Bacon..Good one!

He's a known philanderer. No surprise there.

FS said...

What is up with female dogs that hump things? I had one too, years ago, and it was gross because she usually ended up attacking the pillows ON MY BED! Where do they learn this? It's 'top' behavior, and females are bottoms. Perplexing...

Tina Mallette said...

Yes they really need to replace the word dog to imply promiscuous cheating men. There are other species that are not really monogamous like lions and 'roos.

Terese said...

Haha! My mom's Maltese that is female and my Peagle that is female both only have humped their one favorite stuffed animal their entire lives, and nothing else...it's hilarious, but strange, yes. Funny thing is both will stop if they notice you are watching them.

CanadianMiss said...

@Ian's Girl
Celebs don't even care much if it smell right or not. They'll apparently hump it anyway. :)

sugarbread maker said...

Code. Ran out of gas. Looking for a sushi restaurant. Yelp wasn't popular then. A map to the stars perhaps.

RowdyRodimus said...

Dogs give you unconditional love, I've yet to find a woman that does that.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugarbread, right? If only Zac Efron had remembered

TalksTooMuch said...

I think unconditional love is another unicorn, Rowdy. In both genders

Count Jerkula said...

Only 20min/whore? Dude must be gettin quickie BJs, but crap how is he only lasting 20 min on the 3rd one?

He should rub one out, wait, then go searching for street head. Chances are a high volume hooker won't want to wear out her jaw, so after 5 - 10 minutes if you havent popped, she will either quit or hop on top for some low upsell/no up sell pussy.

Cee Kay said...

Your world is fascinating to me, Count.

Count Jerkula said...

It aint my world, Cee Kay. I'm just passing through with my eyes and ears open, so I pick up on stuff.

di butler said...

They have a blo & go discount if you don't use the whole 20.