Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 5, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer has been out of the country and wanted some fun so she hired some people from a sex club to perform for her in her hotel suite. Everyone thought she would want to participate but she just watched and chain smoked joints.

Rihanna

27 comments:

Steampunk Jazz said...

Why would they think that? Then it would be another work day for her. More likely she was pirating the moves :-D .

TalksTooMuch said...

A person that cannot stand to be alone. Without sex happening within a foot or two. Sad, kinda. Plus, tricky working around the complimentary coffee stand and all. Erotic!

sandybrook said...

She prolly would have joined in on a pole at the club but in a hotel room she is off duty.

greasybitches1 said...

freaky riri

Violet said...

She should have just switched on the pay per view porn channel and saved her pennies.

Sunshine said...

How long do I have to wait before the George Clooney reveal? This is torture.

LowKey said...

Color me shocked.
/sarcasm

Froggy England said...

That's just plain freaky.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ TTM, more likely they incorporated it into the act...
I can see them pouring a Mr.Coffee carafe of wayer over a dancer ala Flashdance ;-)

Steampunk Jazz said...

Wayer? Oh spellczheck. Where there's a will...
Water.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Can you imagine being the maid that had to clean that room? The odors? The unknown spills and wet spots? Where's Mike Rowe?

sugarbread maker said...

she was just scoping out new moves.i would have liked too have watched

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh…god, Charlie! Thanks for that…my lentil masala just came back up a little bit.

caroline david said...

Where is the scoop?

Count Jerkula said...

She was probably Shark Weekin, and just wanted some diddlin material for later.

laura ramona said...

Interesting idea she has

Dingle Barry said...

TTM, I was thinking the same thing. Board games are fun too. And if it's that hot in the hotel room, and you don't wear much clothes to work, why doesn't she just wrap up in comfy PJ and play Yhatzee.

I was thinking about other board games but they might be too difficult because knowledge, memory, and spelling skills are needed. Shoots & Ladders are out because she'd just use the board for lines of coke. Jenga can be a drinking game.

Evidently dumb people just get nekkid for fun.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ooh yeah, Steamy, snorting packets of generic Coffeemate, I can almost see it..

TalksTooMuch said...

Scrabble! She should play Scrabble!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Or they could play the CDaN version of Pictionary; where every guess is Ben Affleck.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ooh, ooh, I got it! Clue!! Ben Affleck in the back of a Volkswagon with a candlestick!!

Dingle Barry said...

Sshh. Don't give her the answers :)

sandybrook said...

Truth or Dare or nothing

riotgrrrl said...

She sounds bored.

Aoife said...

Rihanna was at the Nets game in Brooklyn the other day/night. She looked horrible. She's 26 but looks ten years older and there's a lot of mileage showing on her face. She needs to get her act together.

Ari said...

She thinks she's a guy, she's such a loser

NYer said...

love me some ri ri...