Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 31, 2013

This A list female talk show host was prescribed some pain pills recently but told the doctor hers were better and she had plenty to spare. The doctor then asked if she ever combined her pills with booze and she said like candy. Our talk show host then said something about it being what she is best at. It was a really sad situation that she tried to make light of but the person in the room who heard it said the whole conversation was extremely sad.

Chelsea Handler

40 comments:

Gretchen Weiners said...

Oh my God, there's Jason! *gasp* And he's with Taylor Wedell!

Karen Smith said...

You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

Gretchen Weiners said...

Okay, you did not just say that.

Janis Ian said...

Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?!

Lady Heisenberg said...

And I bet the doctor still prescribed her more opiates anyways....

Damian said...

Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew. 

sandybrook said...

Doesn't everyone with money down their pills with booze?

Bulldog Fart said...

Poot!

FrenchGirl said...

does the medical secret exist in USA? because i can't believe that a medical assistant or a doctor talks about his clients to a gossiper

Karen Smith said...

What? He's a good kisser!

sandybrook said...

Supposed to FrenchGirl. Not at CDaN though.

Gretchen Weiners said...

He's your cousin.

Karen Smith said...

Yeah, but he's my first cousin

anda marie said...

Was Chuey your source?

Janis Ian said...

Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're cold, hard, shiny plastic.

Gretchen Weiners said...

Right.

Damian said...

Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10. 

Glitter said...

The person in the examining room could have been a friend or family member.

Karen Smith said...

So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...

Gretchen Weiners said...

No, honey, uh-uh

Karen Smith said...

That's not right, is it?

lazyday603 said...

That is Sooooo not right.

The nurse blabbing patient secrets, not the kissing cousins. Kiss away Karen. And I think you do have ESPN. Or something.

Jessi said...

It was probably Jennifer gossiping bc Chelsea slept with her man.

Bunni said...

Love the new trolls! Stop trying to make fetch happen!

Gretchen Weiners said...

That is so not right.

Gretchen Weiners said...

That is so fetch!

Martha Jane Norbury said...

Well, this has been sufficiently awkward...

Janis Ian said...

Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

auntliddy said...

Well, she looks pretty used up.

auntliddy said...

Well, she looks pretty used up.

auntliddy said...

Well, she looks pretty used up.

GatorGirl said...

Who are all the trolls?

Count Jerkula said...

Wouldn't be sad if she ODd. Not saying I'd like her to die, but if she got damaged enough to be unable to speak, it would be a blessing.

Sean said...

You obviously have never tried vodka and vicodan. Best drunk/high ever.

Lux said...

I can totally get behind Mean Girls trolls! Oh my god, it's Danny De Vito. I love your work!!

rikkitikkitavi said...

ok tl;dr but ole' chels was tuned up on pills?!?! omfg! welcome to hollywood/the rest of your life! cant hate. zero kCals at least she wasnt all abfab sucking off a bottle of wodka.

di butler said...

So, either Handler brings a friend to her doc's office, orrrrrr, she blabbed the story later to a non real friend, orrrrrr, this is BS. I'm not falling for a med person gossiping about patients.

Henriette said...

I believe the blind,but not the set-up. I can't believe this conversation happened within ear shot of anyone. Whenever my doctor or nurse practitioner converses with me they close the door and would probably close the blinds too if I asked. My medical office is totally afraid of this kind of thing since so many get fired for it.

alyssa said...

Could have been others in the room. Duh.

Anotheramy said...

If this happened, there are some very serious HIPAA violations that would cost jobs and thousands of dollars in fines.