Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 31, 2013

This Royal Family member was entertainment for some passengers on a yacht who watched her having sex on the beach with a guy she met only hours earlier. Sun and booze will do that to you. Do you think her protection people just look away?

Princess Beatrice

48 comments:

Violet said...

Presumably she has learnt well from her mother.

aemish said...

:/

aemish said...

whoa-k den!

anda marie said...

She's a bowzer.

Pogue Mahone said...

Proof that money doesn't buy class.

Harry Knuckles said...

Princess Beatrice. Horsey mouth but I'd do her.

FSP said...

She's all yours.

Seven of Eleven said...

@aemish, that hat looks like something you'd see in an abstinence video hosted by the nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. "This, boys and girls, is what will happen to your private parts if YOU DON'T STAY PURE!"

sandybrook said...

The guy must have been drunk to break Royal Protocol with her :(

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks. She needs to brush her teeth though. Looks like she's got some cabbage stuck in there.

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Seven of Eleven said...

@Harry, you better watch out!

Lurker Girl said...

Well, in fairness, she's young, rich and will never ever, ever sit on the throne, so I don't know why she is really all that important enough to even have a detail. I would be pissed if I was a "subject of the crown" and had to pay for that crap. The direct royals--I get it...these side pieces...no

Leekalicious said...

Ah, she's a full-fledged British Royal now!

Harry Knuckles said...

Who is that Seven? She's a pretty girl. Me want.

Kno Won Uno said...

Since she's not anywhere near being a Pretty Little Princess - or married - let her have fun. Booze + beach + sex is a fabulous plan.
But find a tarp or something, honey. A palm frond, anything. Have you read anything about paps? Tsk tsk. Granny may be annoyed.

sandybrook said...

Harry seems to like girls with horse teeth

Kno Won Uno said...

That's Overly Attached Girlfriend, Harry. She's a meme.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Harry, she's Overly Attached Girlfriend, Justin Bieber's biggest fan. The video is mesmerizing.

Violet said...

I am a 'subject of the crown' - how lovely, I never thought of myself like that.

She and her sister are their mummy and daddy's little precious ones who should never have to face the great unwashed without protection (of all kinds by the sound of it). I am deeply offended that my hard earned taxes (I kid you not, I work hard, sort of) are spent on Beatrice and Eugenie.

caroline david said...

She was in holiday with her boyfriend in St Barth at the eve of the new year

lazyday603 said...

Sounds like she was using protection, which is good if she's sleeping with strangers.

Harry Knuckles said...

And sometimes no teeth at all sandy, if you know what I mean. And I think that ....

Harry Knuckles said...

Didn't know about this Seven. Laina is a cutie. Me still want.

Becca Parker said...

I don't think she even rates having Scotland Yard protecting her unless she's with her granny, father or his siblings.

sandybrook said...

Yeah Harry I know...

Count Jerkula said...

Them crazy eyes are a deal breaker.

SFW

SaintsFan said...

@Harry, you have to discover Reddit.

sugarbread maker said...

No wonder she's friends with Asston.

Claire said...

This story is utterly false. @caroline david is correct. Beatrice vacationed with her LONG TIME BOYFRIEND at the beach in St. Bart's over the 2013 holidays and this blind is dated December 31, 2013 so there you have it.

PJ said...

This one has to be total BS. Princess B has had a serious steady boyfriend FOREVER and the two nary leave each others sides, much less go away on vacation without the other. And again, this all supposedly happemed with a highly recognizable member of the ROYAL FAMILY, people on a yacht were close enough to see who it was (huh?) to name check her and to report it to Enty as fact but the story never ended up anywhere in the mainstream press and no one on said boat took a picture? Sure.

sugarbread maker said...

But did he suck the Royal toes after?

Claire said...

@PJ, it is total BS. Waste of time website. The internet version of supermarket tabloids with headlines like 'An Alien Fathered My Baby'.

Claire said...

Proof:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2532347/Princess-Beatrice-spends-New-Year-holidaying-yacht-steel-magnate-Lakshmi-Mittal-St-Barts.html

NJ FireFighter said...

@Count - I am not sure what I would stare at more her teeth or her crazy eyes. Or perhaps just move back and forth between the two.

N. Twinkie said...

Gross...she's the one who looks like a horse.

Tina Mallette said...

Does her security detail keep on hand the royal condoms? Approved by Queen Lizzie herself?

Tina Mallette said...

Well I think Beatrice and Eugenie look better than they did, one cannot help one's genetic inheritance.

Malibu Borebee said...

The horse princesses lost their government provided financial support, housing and security details a couple of years ago.

Sherry said...

Seven of Eleven: Wow that video was good and the girl has great comic timing but her singing ..wow..The neighbors dog got upset about that and I don't have a neighbor for about 3 blocks. And she never blinked that I saw.

Claire. Sweetie..Darling...have a cup of tea. No one said they really believed it and trust us, we really don't believe everything here. It's a good excuse to chat with one another haven't you noticed? People call bs all the time. One time was enough. We all got it. But thanks for the evidence.

Claire said...

@Sherry, I won't dignify your lack of character with a response except to say by all means enjoy that feeling of superiority at my expense. You're welcome.

Jet said...

Actually Sherry, read the comments. They all believed what the piece of trash who wrote this said when he portrayed an otherwise decent young woman on vacation as a beach slut. F'n low life's gotta hang together Sweetie, Darling? We all got it now. Thanks for the evidence.


she has learnt well from her mother

She's a bowzer

Proof that money doesn't buy class

Horsey mouth but I'd do her.

She's all yours.

she's a full-fledged British Royal now!


"Conversation" you say? And that's just a sample. There's more.

Jet said...

PS.. I'm just pissed that you'd side with a slime ball in slut shaming another female. What the?

Count Jerkula said...

@Jet: Don't go trying to blame it on the patriarchy, chicks are the ones who invented slut shaming. It is something they engage in, so they don't have to up their own game to compete.

Jet said...

lmao.. I'm not gonna touch that one, but you reminded me that there could very well be people of both genders writing these, so point taken.

I very rarely comment so thanks for yours. I 'get' and enjoy your sardonic sense of humor.

Count Jerkula said...

@Jet: You are welcome.

I'm shocked that you think there is a dude writing for this site. I am a firm believer that it is a woman trying to write in the voice of a dude.

Stepforded said...

I don't know what's funnier - people who don't believe she'd cheat on her long-time partner with a fling she'd met hours earlier, or people who look up to the royals (obviously none here, in respect of the latter).

They're all leeches on the taxpayer. And now Queenie's castles are leaking, do you think she's going to dip into her purse to pay for the maintenance? Doubt it. They're probably sweetening up Australia and NZ by sending William and Catherine over, hoping for "state donations". They're all leeches, the lot of them.

Stepforded said...

@Jet - Enty is rumoured to be Kevin Yorn, as in long-time friend (families holiday together) of Giuliana Rancic and love interest of Goopy