and divorced next week *yawn*
I'd rather they enter into a suicide pact.
I agree with Sandybrook. They're tired of each other and tired of this storyline, and they need to get the marriage out of the way so they can cash in and break up.
Saw today that the Vogue issue with Kim and Kanye is the best selling ever.
Oh I can't wait….I'm sending Splaydes!!
I read on bg that they have a pact to stay married 7 months and cash in as much as possible then split. Kanye is broke we all know that. She spends before she gets it. This will end well kids.
I never saw that her shoes matched her couch dress. Huh.
I bet they're rushing it so they get married before sock king can break out of rehab and crash the royal wedding.
When I heard Anna Wintour insisted on choosing that dress in the picture, I thought a) never let a woman dress you, unless you have a say, and b) Anna Wintour HATES Kim.
I'm with conspiracy theorists that they "invested" a few million to purchase them to either / and1. Shut up everyone who screamed it wouldn't sell2. To give her supposed high fashion status so she can try to be a High fashion designer and the cover gives them a leg up.
It will always be the new Heidi and Spencer Vogue cover.
@AI mean really even if it's Anna Wintour dressing you … How in the Hell did Kim think she looked good !!!
I believe this. He is broke and their house is a joke. Will they finish it before they divorce? I bet they need the money from the wedding to finish the house!
Maybe, just maybe you could give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they just want a quiet wedding, just the two of them and their baby. Maybe true love has won out. I mean they haven't hawked the baby out yet (have they?). Fairytale endings and all.
I thought I heard they were having three weddings – a small one in California so that they were legally married in the U.S. and then a legal ceremony and a "religious" ceremony in France.
Aren't they just getting the legal outta the way because they were going to have to reside in France for a month prior to the wedding?
Does this mean the wedding in France is off?
Not getting as much publicity as they want, and what they're getting is bad? Just a thought.
@Violet: I think PMK took possession of the baby to start training it early. The faster you destroy the soul, the better whore they become.
All this pig needs is a lamp shade on her head & the living room wld be complete.
Part of me wants to believe that their relationship isn't all contracts and schemes to make money. They seem to genuinely care for each other and have kept their little prodigal child away from the cameras. At the same time though, I am tired of the Kardashians.
I thought Kim wasn't a spender and had just butt-loads of money?
Agree with you Silly. Something fishy about 2 of the most disliked people in the world driving a fashion magazine to record sales just because they are on the cover. Bey was around 360,000 copies and FLOTUS was around 250,000 copies and these 2 pieces of garbage are supposed to have sold close to 500,000 copies. BS. The fix is in somewhere. Either Anna is lying about the numbers, or maybe even the KTurds spent the dough to buy a couple hundred thousand copies of the magazine themselves.
Don't believe the hype. This isn't quite accurate. But Rob still won't be there
Poor Rob. :/
HARRY YOU ARE DISLIKED BY THE WORLD #SD #STFU #NOMORELIES #KIMYE
Yeah, poor Rob. You'd think he was the ugly stepchild.
No, that's Khloe. She'll be there!
Hi baby! I'm so excited for our big day!
PMK would just order Satan to spit them out.
Or the alcoholic brother in law no one likes.
Hey guys! Kimmy I have plans this weekend, will you let me know what's going on? I was tuning Kris out when she called yesterday but I dont think she was talking about the wedding.
HOLLA! #ROYALS #DRUNKWITHLOVE
Good point, Lotta!
Hi Bruce! Don't worry, we'll send a car for you when it's time!
Great, another family event that I haven't been invited to
I've heard the rumors that Kanye is broke but what is the basis? He's had quite a few successful albums- though none too recently. Did he blow it all on leather jogging pants? Bad investments?
Thanks honey! I'm really looking forward to it!
Aj, thats just it, she doesnt think for herself. First ol' ironballs pmk directed her and now is krazy kanye. Sad really.
Excuse you? My man is very rich, bitch!
@AuntLiddy It really is when you think about it.
Brody this is unbelievable! You better be invited, you're part of this family just as much as anyone else. I do not understand what goes on in this family sometimes.
I assume that is me doll. Thanks for acknowledgement.
I can't wait to laugh when the house is listed at some ridiculous price, then they wind up selling it for 1/2.
First, this marriage is necessary legality so the dog and pony shows will be just that, and no one has to worry if they are legally married. Second, highly doubt either one of them is broke – and they cld always hook for a living- but they waste tons of money on nonesense. If that money train stops rolling, then trouble in the sense neither one of them knows hiw to live like reg human. Truthfully, i dont care what they do or dont, or how it turns out.
Oh please on the magazine sales. The tabloids spewed the same thing about BlowHan's Playboy issue. The Kraps are professional liars.
Brody, you're coming in Bruce's car if you're in town. Details are top secret!
LD is invited!
Thanks, Kim! I was worried there for a minute. I'll try to cut back on club appearances so that I can make it!
Thanks Kim. I'd literally rather exercise than be forced to go to a wedding that will never happen. Bible.
Hey fatty! How is donut rehab going? You're such a loser, Rob! I can't believe you couldn't lose weight without going to fat camp!
What happened to the other 3 weddings they were supposed to have? Why announce they're doing a city hall thing? Who cares?
Please go away all you Kartrashians!
WHATEVER SOCK MONKEY #STFU #TAEBO
Waddup Bruce! Hey Kimmy
@Rob Kardashian, instead of taking True/False quizzes, do you take Bible/Not Bible quizzes?
Kanye is broke as a joke. Kim is just a joke.
1/2 if they are lucky. That place is where tacky comes to die.
Rob, this is exactly why you're not invited to the wedding, and why you're never invited to the new house! I will not have you poopsterbating all over my gold toilets!!
Oh man, it took us weeks to get the bathroom clean at dad's house after Rob was there for the BBQ
I agree Sherry. They should all just go away. I know you don't mean me though.
You guys that is really not funny. I am talking to my counselor about the way you all treat me and I'm going to show this to everyone at rehab.
Hi Rob! Cant wait until you can meet Brody and I for morning surfing!
Wow Nutty if that isn't a sign of the dumbing down of civilization, I don't know what is. We are doomed.
Rob, your poopsterbating is not news to the people at the facility. They already called mom to notify her that she'll be charged a hefty cleaning fee when you leave
Record companies, promoters, managers and agents get their cut off the top. You'd be surprised how much that is. Never mind the cost of entourages and other parasites you probably support.
If a record company advances you money to record an album that money comes off the gross revenue. If you spend a ridiculous amount of money on your album, and your album does not sell well enough to cover that expense you are now in hawk to the record company. Other artists will pay for their own studio costs in order to maintain artistic control. Is Axl still working on that follow up album after 20 years? And if the record company agreed to a budget and you go over, it's your dime after that not theirs unless they like you enough to give you more money, at a cost though.
Tours can be expensive to mount – it is a matter of negotiation as to who pays for the tour staging. Some bands are getting sponsors now like a beer company or a pop company to help defray those costs. Kanye has not been selling tickets as he has in the past.
If you are not the kind of person who has a budget and keeps track of your spending and you start building a house and you keep changing things and putting in gold bidets, you can bet that budget if you had one is going to start to get way out of line and good luck selling the house later if it is tacky deluxe or unfinished.
Kanye has also had some lean years so he may have accumulated debt. Now seems Jay Z has bailed him out in part.
We also don't know if he has bad habits that suck up the money, like gambling etc and whether he is often having to pay people to shut up/damage control type of stuff.
The house has been stripped down to the core. It will take at least 10 million to fix it
That's embarrassing, Rob. Especially after you go to In N Out. I'm sorry for whoever has to clean up after you.
I am COMPLETELY out of fucks to give.
I honestly feel that whole kimye vogue best seller article was planted by pimpma kris. They must have bought a whole bedrooms worth of magazines and are waiting to shred them discreetly.
Blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH! Don't give a shit. Not even sure why I bothered to click and type this.
The real question is, how many SUBSCRIBERS did they lose?
They are doing this because NO ONE was RSVP'ing for the wedding. No celebs = low ratings. Kudos to everyone who said NO to them.
@AJ She was either clueless about high fashion, or she was tempting to appease Wintour. I'm torn between the two, but I think she was trying to appease Anna, as Wintour wore a floral dress, as well, to the same event. Wintour just made sure she looked better, which is why women should never let other women dress them, if they're attending a party together.
They have to marry in the U.S. as well as France, since neither is a French citizen.
Holy shit they're back
ITA, Sillygurl! NO WAY that cover is legitimately selling.
PMK and her lawyers must know about this San Diego firm:
This family are professional liars. If they say one thing the opposite is true. So I wouldn't be surprised if they are having three fake weddings and they'll never be legally married. Until someone (not TMZ, Radar, E!, DM, etc) comes up with a filed legal wedding license, it didn't happen. Honestly, I don't give any fucks what they do or don't do. Who cares if Kim gets married 20 times? She'll always be the same, tacky. I'd be more interrested in a Linsey Lohan marriage at this point. (I don't watch anything with her either).
Cannot wait until they go away. Poor Bruce sold his dignity when he agreed to be filmed for this $hit fest, and I really thought he was a better father than his children and step-children have proven. I'll reserve judgement on the kids from his first marriage.
That being said, Hello fake Kraptrashians and Jen-winners!
I couldn't think of two people who deserve each other more.
Is she pregnant again?
Never, Rob! You and Bruce are always welcome here!
Yeah quickie before another baybee is born…
@dingle barry.. in ca you can have your marriage license privatized so you can be married legally and no one has to know.
@Tina Mallette it's "in hock" not "in hawk."