Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Kim And Kanye Are Getting Married This Week

According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married this week. The couple, who have been engaged since October are going to get married at what amounts to a courthouse wedding. They are apparently going to have a reception at some point in the distant future. They are probably just waiting on E! to cough up a huge check and to make them pay for the whole thing. I wonder what the rush is. I can't believe that Kim is going to pass up the chance to have Kanye design a wedding dress for her that will rival what she wore to the Met Ball. I was really hoping for some type of monstrosity that would be turned into memes for the whole world to make fun of for the rest of time.

86 comments:

sandybrook said...

and divorced next week *yawn*

Count Jerkula said...

I'd rather they enter into a suicide pact.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I agree with Sandybrook. They're tired of each other and tired of this storyline, and they need to get the marriage out of the way so they can cash in and break up.

Saw today that the Vogue issue with Kim and Kanye is the best selling ever.

BeckyMae said...

Oh I can't wait....I'm sending Splaydes!!

sugarbread maker said...

I read on bg that they have a pact to stay married 7 months and cash in as much as possible then split. Kanye is broke we all know that. She spends before she gets it. This will end well kids.

Seven of Eleven said...

I never saw that her shoes matched her couch dress. Huh.

I bet they're rushing it so they get married before sock king can break out of rehab and crash the royal wedding.

a said...

When I heard Anna Wintour insisted on choosing that dress in the picture, I thought a) never let a woman dress you, unless you have a say, and b) Anna Wintour HATES Kim.

Sillygurl said...

I'm with conspiracy theorists that they "invested" a few million to purchase them to either / and
1. Shut up everyone who screamed it wouldn't sell
2. To give her supposed high fashion status so she can try to be a High fashion designer and the cover gives them a leg up.

Sillygurl said...

It will always be the new Heidi and Spencer Vogue cover.

AJ said...

@A
I mean really even if it's Anna Wintour dressing you ... How in the Hell did Kim think she looked good !!!

Sillygurl said...

I believe this. He is broke and their house is a joke. Will they finish it before they divorce? I bet they need the money from the wedding to finish the house!

Violet said...

Maybe, just maybe you could give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they just want a quiet wedding, just the two of them and their baby. Maybe true love has won out. I mean they haven't hawked the baby out yet (have they?). Fairytale endings and all.

SusanB said...

I thought I heard they were having three weddings - a small one in California so that they were legally married in the U.S. and then a legal ceremony and a "religious" ceremony in France.

BeckyMae said...

Aren't they just getting the legal outta the way because they were going to have to reside in France for a month prior to the wedding?

Glitter said...

Does this mean the wedding in France is off?

Robert said...

Not getting as much publicity as they want, and what they're getting is bad? Just a thought.

Count Jerkula said...

@Violet: I think PMK took possession of the baby to start training it early. The faster you destroy the soul, the better whore they become.

WareCat said...

All this pig needs is a lamp shade on her head & the living room wld be complete.

AJ said...

Part of me wants to believe that their relationship isn't all contracts and schemes to make money. They seem to genuinely care for each other and have kept their little prodigal child away from the cameras.
At the same time though, I am tired of the Kardashians.

Renoblondee said...

I thought Kim wasn't a spender and had just butt-loads of money?

Harry Knuckles said...

Agree with you Silly. Something fishy about 2 of the most disliked people in the world driving a fashion magazine to record sales just because they are on the cover. Bey was around 360,000 copies and FLOTUS was around 250,000 copies and these 2 pieces of garbage are supposed to have sold close to 500,000 copies. BS. The fix is in somewhere. Either Anna is lying about the numbers, or maybe even the KTurds spent the dough to buy a couple hundred thousand copies of the magazine themselves.

Kim Kardashian said...

Don't believe the hype. This isn't quite accurate. But Rob still won't be there

LottaColada said...

Poor Rob. :/

fontlover said...

HARRY YOU ARE DISLIKED BY THE WORLD #SD #STFU #NOMORELIES #KIMYE

surfer said...

Yeah, poor Rob. You'd think he was the ugly stepchild.

Kim Kardashian said...

No, that's Khloe. She'll be there!

Kim Kardashian said...

Hi baby! I'm so excited for our big day!

bellaluna said...

PMK would just order Satan to spit them out.

LottaColada said...

Or the alcoholic brother in law no one likes.

Bruce Jenner said...

Hey guys! Kimmy I have plans this weekend, will you let me know what's going on? I was tuning Kris out when she called yesterday but I dont think she was talking about the wedding.

fontlover said...

HOLLA! #ROYALS #DRUNKWITHLOVE

surfer said...

Good point, Lotta!

Kim Kardashian said...

Hi Bruce! Don't worry, we'll send a car for you when it's time!

Brody Jenner said...

Great, another family event that I haven't been invited to

LooseSeal said...

I've heard the rumors that Kanye is broke but what is the basis? He's had quite a few successful albums- though none too recently. Did he blow it all on leather jogging pants? Bad investments?

Bruce Jenner said...

Thanks honey! I'm really looking forward to it!

auntliddy said...

Aj, thats just it, she doesnt think for herself. First ol' ironballs pmk directed her and now is krazy kanye. Sad really.

Kim Kardashian said...

Excuse you? My man is very rich, bitch!

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody this is unbelievable! You better be invited, you're part of this family just as much as anyone else. I do not understand what goes on in this family sometimes.

AJ said...

@AuntLiddy It really is when you think about it.

Lord Disick said...

I assume that is me doll. Thanks for acknowledgement.

Count Jerkula said...

I can't wait to laugh when the house is listed at some ridiculous price, then they wind up selling it for 1/2.

auntliddy said...

First, this marriage is necessary legality so the dog and pony shows will be just that, and no one has to worry if they are legally married. Second, highly doubt either one of them is broke - and they cld always hook for a living- but they waste tons of money on nonesense. If that money train stops rolling, then trouble in the sense neither one of them knows hiw to live like reg human. Truthfully, i dont care what they do or dont, or how it turns out.

Wen said...

Oh please on the magazine sales. The tabloids spewed the same thing about BlowHan's Playboy issue. The Kraps are professional liars.

Kim Kardashian said...

Brody, you're coming in Bruce's car if you're in town. Details are top secret!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Scott!

Kim Kardashian said...

LD is invited!

Brody Jenner said...

Thanks, Kim! I was worried there for a minute. I'll try to cut back on club appearances so that I can make it!

Rob Kardashian said...

Thanks Kim. I'd literally rather exercise than be forced to go to a wedding that will never happen. Bible.

Rob Kardashian said...

Thanks Kim. I'd literally rather exercise than be forced to go to a wedding that will never happen. Bible.

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Kim Kardashian said...

Hey fatty! How is donut rehab going? You're such a loser, Rob! I can't believe you couldn't lose weight without going to fat camp!

Sherry said...

What happened to the other 3 weddings they were supposed to have? Why announce they're doing a city hall thing? Who cares?

Please go away all you Kartrashians!

fontlover said...

WHATEVER SOCK MONKEY #STFU #TAEBO

Lord Disick said...

Waddup Bruce! Hey Kimmy

Karen said...

@Rob Kardashian, instead of taking True/False quizzes, do you take Bible/Not Bible quizzes?

Rob Kardashian said...

Kanye is broke as a joke. Kim is just a joke.

Rob Kardashian said...

1/2 if they are lucky. That place is where tacky comes to die.

Ray Nicolet said...

#kardashianburn

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, this is exactly why you're not invited to the wedding, and why you're never invited to the new house! I will not have you poopsterbating all over my gold toilets!!

Brody Jenner said...

Oh man, it took us weeks to get the bathroom clean at dad's house after Rob was there for the BBQ

Rob Kardashian said...
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Rob Kardashian said...

I agree Sherry. They should all just go away. I know you don't mean me though.

Rob Kardashian said...

You guys that is really not funny. I am talking to my counselor about the way you all treat me and I'm going to show this to everyone at rehab.

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Rob! Cant wait until you can meet Brody and I for morning surfing!

Tina Mallette said...

Wow Nutty if that isn't a sign of the dumbing down of civilization, I don't know what is. We are doomed.

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, your poopsterbating is not news to the people at the facility. They already called mom to notify her that she'll be charged a hefty cleaning fee when you leave

Tina Mallette said...

Record companies, promoters, managers and agents get their cut off the top. You'd be surprised how much that is. Never mind the cost of entourages and other parasites you probably support.

If a record company advances you money to record an album that money comes off the gross revenue. If you spend a ridiculous amount of money on your album, and your album does not sell well enough to cover that expense you are now in hawk to the record company. Other artists will pay for their own studio costs in order to maintain artistic control. Is Axl still working on that follow up album after 20 years? And if the record company agreed to a budget and you go over, it's your dime after that not theirs unless they like you enough to give you more money, at a cost though.

Tours can be expensive to mount - it is a matter of negotiation as to who pays for the tour staging. Some bands are getting sponsors now like a beer company or a pop company to help defray those costs. Kanye has not been selling tickets as he has in the past.

If you are not the kind of person who has a budget and keeps track of your spending and you start building a house and you keep changing things and putting in gold bidets, you can bet that budget if you had one is going to start to get way out of line and good luck selling the house later if it is tacky deluxe or unfinished.

Kanye has also had some lean years so he may have accumulated debt. Now seems Jay Z has bailed him out in part.

We also don't know if he has bad habits that suck up the money, like gambling etc and whether he is often having to pay people to shut up/damage control type of stuff.

sugarbread maker said...

The house has been stripped down to the core. It will take at least 10 million to fix it

Lord Disick said...

That's embarrassing, Rob. Especially after you go to In N Out. I'm sorry for whoever has to clean up after you.

Dallas Alice said...

I am COMPLETELY out of fucks to give.

skimpymist said...

I honestly feel that whole kimye vogue best seller article was planted by pimpma kris. They must have bought a whole bedrooms worth of magazines and are waiting to shred them discreetly.

AKM said...

Blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH! Don't give a shit. Not even sure why I bothered to click and type this.

ThisIKnow said...

The real question is, how many SUBSCRIBERS did they lose?

Studio54 said...

They are doing this because NO ONE was RSVP'ing for the wedding. No celebs = low ratings. Kudos to everyone who said NO to them.

a said...

@AJ She was either clueless about high fashion, or she was tempting to appease Wintour. I'm torn between the two, but I think she was trying to appease Anna, as Wintour wore a floral dress, as well, to the same event. Wintour just made sure she looked better, which is why women should never let other women dress them, if they're attending a party together.

N. Twinkie said...

They have to marry in the U.S. as well as France, since neither is a French citizen.

Snootches said...

Holy shit they're back

TV Junkie said...

ITA, Sillygurl! NO WAY that cover is legitimately selling.

Dingle Barry said...

PMK and her lawyers must know about this San Diego firm:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2014/04/18/firm-that-helps-authors-buy-their-way-onto-bestseller-lists-goes-into-stealth-mode/

This family are professional liars. If they say one thing the opposite is true. So I wouldn't be surprised if they are having three fake weddings and they'll never be legally married. Until someone (not TMZ, Radar, E!, DM, etc) comes up with a filed legal wedding license, it didn't happen. Honestly, I don't give any fucks what they do or don't do. Who cares if Kim gets married 20 times? She'll always be the same, tacky. I'd be more interrested in a Linsey Lohan marriage at this point. (I don't watch anything with her either).

Cannot wait until they go away. Poor Bruce sold his dignity when he agreed to be filmed for this $hit fest, and I really thought he was a better father than his children and step-children have proven. I'll reserve judgement on the kids from his first marriage.

That being said, Hello fake Kraptrashians and Jen-winners!

Rose said...

I couldn't think of two people who deserve each other more.

B said...

Is she pregnant again?

LowKey said...

Never, Rob! You and Bruce are always welcome here!

Gabi said...

Yeah quickie before another baybee is born...

sugarbread maker said...

@dingle barry.. in ca you can have your marriage license privatized so you can be married legally and no one has to know.

Principessa Marina said...

@Tina Mallette it's "in hock" not "in hawk."