Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Got Trashed At Coachella

For the six millionth time, Lindsay Lohan slipped this weekend at Coachella. This time though it wasn't just that tiny glass of white wine. Nope. She is back on her favorite of vodka and soda and could barely stand after consuming lots of them while chain smoking cigarettes. In Touch says that she was with a group of people, including her sister and brother and Lindsay was putting away drinks just like everyone else in the group. You would think that Ali and Michael Jr. would keep her from drinking or say something to her, but they enable just like the rest of Lindsay's "friends." They don't want the party to stop or Lindsay to be sober because then she might cut them off or not invite them to things. I guess in their world it is much better to be an enabler then to be the one shut out from the party for saying something. Lindsay has said previously that she can be around other people that drink and in situations where there is booze around. She also said last week that she is in a good place and not drinking. Uh huh.

53 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Considering the fact that her siblings were raised in the same environment and by the same people as her, I find it odd that you are questioning why they didn't say anything.
To them it's 'normal'.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Oh, piss off, Enty, blaming her siblings!

Damn it. I'm too tired to put on my cranky pants!!

Bacon Ranch said...

It's all or nothing with the Entern du jour, Meanie. Either everything is Lindsay's fault or nothing is and BLAME THE PEOPLE AROUND HER!

Accountabilty whaaaaa?

Henriette said...

Wonder what the Big O thinks.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

For the 7 millionth time, Enty shows us why Lindsay should be strung up, gutted like a hog, and paraded through the streets.

Dallas Alice said...

She's the addict, not her siblings (or, maybe they are) and she is responsible for her own behavior. If she keeps putting herself in high-risk/trigger situations, she has no chance. Doesn't seem like she gives a damn anyway. Waiting to see what her rock bottom could actually be...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I would feel sorry for Lohan and I try (no, I don't) and I try (no, I don't) and I try (no, I don't) to, but I just can't. She is the puss filled cold sore on the nation's butt.

aemish said...

The only movie I ever saw with Lindsay Lohan was completely forgettable. Jane Fonda was her grandma. I heart Jane Fonda. Why do people care about Lindsay Lohan so much? Just let her die on the vine already.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I love you, Entema #.838 and 3,521!

Angie said...

yawn

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Enty #>68 doesn't appreciate you yawning all over his hard work, Ang...

audrey said...

The Lohan family does not take blame for what they do. It is so much easier to point the finger of guilt at any one and everyone else. Dina does it, as does daddy Michael. I am sure Lindsay could name a thousand other people who were to blame for her being wasted at Coachella and most likely will.

Did anyone see the lunar eclipse last night?


sandybrook said...

I cauight the end of it about 4:30 it was pretty and I think Mars was right near the moon too at least there was a red star out.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I think we all know that Enty #53 is Lindsay's illegitimate love child just trying to get her to come to terms with her addiction.

Leekalicious said...

If there's anything that makes an addict or alcoholic uncomfortable, it's the thought of having no alcohol/drugs/whatever. The second thing they fear is losing the support of their enablers: the source of their money, the 'it's just one drink' people, group acceptance (usually a bar), and people who in general, fail to call them on their bad behaviour.

Harry Knuckles said...
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Amy said...

Yeah point the finger at the nearest celebrity or bystander and blame them for Lindsay's behavior next time. Lindsay's what? Almost 30?

Mickey said...

What is saddest of all? Nobody will be surprised when we read Lindsay's obituary and she joins the ranks of child stars who died young due to addiction.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Lindsay can't be held responsible.
She fell in love in the first place.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

For the life of me

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I cannot remember

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

What made us think that we were wise and would never compromise.

auntliddy said...

Let it go enty personna. Its killing you shes getting away with murder, but i dont know why. She will pay in the end.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

For the life of me

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I cannot believe we'd ever die

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

For these sins

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

We were only freshmen.

GatorGirl said...

Can I hate her anymore? I just don't get why people keep giving her chances there have to be plenty of other young talented actresses

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Enty #48 said you totally have his permission to hate her more.

Anothergrayhare said...

I see the trolls are back.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

You can see clearly now, the rain is gone?

auntliddy said...

Omg, just realized, lohan is the female andy dick, only without any nice qualities whatsoever.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

BRILLIANT!!!

Snit said...

She makes me so tired.

aemish said...

@Audrey.. I missed it! Did you see it?

Massive G said...

This is sad and tragic and I would prefer that this blog focus on uplifting, positive, and redemptive celebrity gossip instead of the sewer.

Unknown said...

The siblings are enablers. If you are serious about sobriety you don't go to Cochella, and jesus who paid for her to go? She has no money.

George All well said...

Enablers? She probably gives herself bourbon enemas.
Free will:
1. Rational deliberation.
2. Ownership
3. Causation and control
4. Theological wrinkles
5. Some people enjoy getting effed up.

Alicia said...

I'm just sad to see what Coachella has turned into.. Le sigh. Sasquatch this year should be pretty epic. I didn't go last year but the previous years have been pretty chill and not " festival chic " ..

B626 said...

I don't see her slowing down(if she makes it that long)till about 30.

cowbulls said...

If the story the other day about her stiffing the Russian for a weekend of sex for 250k is true then none of this will matter much longer. She will pull a Marylyn Monroe and mysteriously die soon. It's a shame but her own fault.

cowbulls said...

If the story the other day about her stiffing the Russian for a weekend of sex for 250k is true then none of this will matter much longer. She will pull a Marylyn Monroe and mysteriously die soon. It's a shame but her own fault.

Vera said...

Leave that girl alone already.

trudi said...

Lindsay is the oldest sibling. She has all the money. She calls the shots. I'm sure she introduced them to all her bad habits.

It's laughable to think that her two younger siblings are enabling her.

Scarlett Drawl said...

No surprise on any of these reveals. I don't think she was ever serious about sobriety. She was hoping to restore her reputation but torpedoed that by her behavior. Her reality show was far from reality. On the most recent episode I swear I saw her move a wine bottle from her kitchen, but it was dark and the production didn't reference it on screen. They should have hooked her up with big brother style cameras in her apartment.

She is constantly unprofessional (showing up, not showing up at all, being rude people involved in shoots). Her own mother doesn't want her answering 'hard questions' or on camera. I'm convinced their family has no concept of reality.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Lindsay makes the Enties world go 'round.

Tina Mallette said...

She is NOT in a good place, she is an addict at Coachella where drugs are flowing freely along with ponchos

duh, first rule of post-rehab- stop hanging out in places where and/or with people with whom you are likely to relapse with UNTIL you are much stronger like say at least one year sober?

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Is there a PO Box where we can send our letters of armchair advice to Lindsay?

WhedonFan90 said...

yawn

sctses said...

I wanna know what orianthi did at coachella.

Maria W said...

I saw the wine bottle too and then she moved the camera away. She's a mess!

clearly4you said...

I was trying to figure out why on her docu-series episode the other night all of her "friends" were Russian. Seemed odd. Also, I think the whole series has ruined any chance she had of a comeback (if she had one at all). She comes off as extremely unlikeable, self-absorbed, no respect for other people's time. She has some kind of personality disorder I am sure. I can't imagine anyone wanting to work with her after seeing this trainwreck of a show and of course she kept telling them to stop filming a gazillion times. She's a self-entitled moron and I hope she falls flat on her face and hits rock bottom. Even that may not even wake her up though. Oh well.

Dorothy said...

Don't you have to laugh when the commercials run for her rehab alma mater Cliffside Malibu?