Last night was the end of the Lindsay Lohan reality show
. Two hours of her being late and wondering why she wasn't getting roles in multi-million dollar movies. Why would you hire her? The only reason you would hire her for a movie is publicity and something like Avengers doesn't need any help with publicity. A crap movie like The Canyons needs a Lindsay Lohan publicity boost so they are willing to roll the dice. In case you never did find OWN or didn't want to waste two hours of your life, I will tell you the most important things you missed. Production was conveniently absent during Art Basel. That was when Lindsay and Barron Hilton got into the drama so we are left with Lindsay's point of view which she doesn't want to share much of because “it wouldn't be fair.” Oh, and it wasn't her fault. Nothing is ever her fault. Filming wrapped on the reality show and then in the finale there is a little extra from very recently. Very recently. As in after it was reported the show wouldn't be coming back. So, of course she had to try and get another season so she admitted her sex list was hers and that it represented a “sexual inventory” she was required to do for her 12 step recovery. Uh huh. It is really convenient that the one page that was released to the media contained only celebrity names and none of the other million men and women she has had sex with. It really is convenient that the list was released during the airing of the low rated show. Where are the other pages of names? Did this person only have time to take one photo and it happens that the page of names they took the photo of was filled with only celebrities?
Lindsay will lie about anything and everything. She never tells the truth even when it doesn't matter if she does. This is why I have a tough time believing her miscarriage story. During filming, Lindsay was absent for about two weeks. Probably drinking and drugging, but definitely missing from filming and a big deal of it is made during the season. Lindsay is asked about it now that she has had a chance to watch the show and knows it is not going to be picked up and drops that bombshell. Of course she knows the world will discuss it. She also knows that the world will probably be sad for her because everyone gets sad for people who have miscarriages. She didn't reveal the name of the father. So, basically she is saying that someone was willing to have unprotected sex with her? Well, finding the father should be easy. Look for a guy who just had his peen fall off.
After the show aired, Dina Lohan sent out a Tweet that lasted only a few minutes that asked Oprah to call her. I guess Lindsay didn't share Oprah's number with her “cool mom.” I'm glad the show is over and now if she wants to earn money other than escorting she will have to act, which as we have seen, is not her strong suit.