Monday, April 07, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Says She Had A Glass Of Wine

I'm sure there are a legion of Lindsay Lohan fans out there right now who believe that Lindsay Lohan only has had one glass of wine since leaving rehab. If you could try and pick the most innocuous drink possible, it would be a glass of wine. Last night on Lindsay's reality show where reality is never really present, Lindsay said she slipped and had one glass of wine because the guy she was dating is a drinker. Other things we learned in the episode are that Dina is drinking a lot. Big surprise there. Lindsay was a no show to a meeting with a studio executive and wonders why she can't find someone to give her a job. Oh, she also said she turned off her phone while in LA, had her life coach quit and spent a ton of money that she doesn't have on clothes. This all sounds like Lindsay. The moments when she is drinking are never captured on camera. See, those moments are when she decides she doesn't want to film or doesn't show up. She is never honest with anyone, including herself. Even though she slipped she still doesn't go to meetings. She got upset because she was asked personal questions on camera. Umm, it is a purported reality show, not an infomercial for Lindsay.

43 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

If by "glass of wine," she means "unhinged her jaw to ingest a barrel of liquor," then yes. I'd believe that.

Chloe said...

I am obsessed with this show!! It's like a never-ending episode of hoarders!

T. E. Cuz said...

sky is blue

hey anyone that is thinking of working with linds, please hire me instead. unless those people are the sexual harassers/pedos/casting couchers... which they might very well be.

Seven of Eleven said...

She's such a chameleon. She looks 14 in this photo.

Oh, Cady.

Count Jerkula said...

She looks quite doable in that pic. Is it an old one?

Derek Harvey said...

LINNOCENT until proven guilty ; )

MISCH said...

Yes, when decanting the barrel the tube was in Lilo's throat.

headrot said...

she actually (for the first time in a VERY long time) looks good in this screen cap

Suzie P said...

I actually recorded the episodes on my DVR but the truth is - after the first one - I can't watch it. It's too depressing. I don't like her. At all. And I think Oprah is a pimp.

cubsfan1990 said...

Why does the entry hate Lindsay so much

NomNom83 said...

In other words, she's acting like an addict who is not ready to quit?

She has not yet hit rock bottom. When she does, I wonder if she will survive.

Steven O said...

How sad when your only relevancy is as a f*^k up?

Leekalicious said...

Well, maybe she wasn't lying. She had one glass of wine, and the rest was the hard stuff.

Maggie said...

Addiction sucks but I'm sick of reading about her. She doesn't appreciate all the opportunitys she's had and id be willing to bet she is dead before her bday.

Harry Knuckles said...

How about we start Monday off with the Holy Trifecta: Britney, Paris and Lindsay.

Renoblondee said...

And the pope's catholic.

mngddess said...

Love the first comment!

Enty, darling - can you stop posting about her? Really - it's always the same shit over and over. I could care less if she falls off the face of the earth. I feel bad for her because of her pathetic parents, but she's gotta learn to grow the fuck up.

Flora Goforth said...

Someone should tell Linz they have AA meetings online.

Tina Mallette said...

One glass of wine and few lines of coke.

Newsflash Lindsay did you listen to anything in your umpteen visits to rehab. If you can't control your addiction yet don't date or even hang round other drinkers and/or drug addicts. So simple and yet so misunderstood.

Too bad we don't have gulags or Lindsay didn't get sent to the prison that the Emmy Rossum character in Shameless did.

Kimba said...

Personal assistant, life AND sober coaches? Plus a lot of rehab - this girl works hard for her addictions.
Still haven't caught an episode, but it's shocking that her mother would continue to d&d around her. Of course her bfs drink. And that her team wld think it wise professionally for her to do this without being strong in recovery.
When Sponge Bob beats Lindsay in ratings - it's over honey.
Linnocent! Nahhh, only in early, early references DH.

laura ramona said...

In my opinion she does not want to do anything. movies.. she gets excited but she can't manage to be present. shows? she needs money but again she feels it like a pain. give her few more years and you will find out that she is depressed. she has high indicators of depression in her behaviour so Im not surprised

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Reminds me of someone I know.

sandybrook said...

One glass of wine 2 lines of coke and maybe some pills lindsays old skool dinner treat.

Count Jerkula said...

Nice collage, Harry. There was a time when those were some prime piss flaps.

timebob said...

The best part of the show last night was seeing the furniture that she was given by that HTV decorating show that once she got the furniture and check she blew off filming for them.

She is such a hoarder she had boxes upon boxes of clothes that she has stolen for the last 10 years. Then she wants the delivery men (who were saints) to find her bedding in a truck that is repacked with boxes she can't fit in her 5 bedroom $16,000 a month loft.

Lindsay is genius at deflecting and turning blame around on someone. She cut off the life coach because her own mother ratted her out for drinking and instead of owning it and working on the issue. She blames the coach for throwing her under the bus for a show. A show that after 5 weeks is all about this apartment and how hard life is for a 27 year old and all her wasted opportunities she keeps flushing down the toilet. Tara Reid would kill for just 1/10th of the chances Lindsay has gotten.

And whoever is doing her contouring on the show needs to lay off the bronzer she looks like a cracked out bride of dracula and not in a sexy way.

anda marie said...

This docu-series is confirming what industry people have been saying about her for years of what happens when you hire her. I actually have my doubts she is actually an addict after watching this show. She is however always the victim & never takes responsiblity for anything.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks Count. Just grabbed it off Bing.

Habibti said...

I believe her. She only has one glass of wine with her 10 bottles of Grey Goose vodka. That is her drink of choice after all! Oprah needs to be specific dammit!

sugarbread maker said...

her show is so entertaining.
classic narcissist disorder. me,me,me,me. it's not my fault. someone else did that.. grifter. grifter. lies. lies.it's like watching an addict slowly blow up.

Geez Louise said...

Must've been a goldfish bowl on a stilt with someone refilling from the cask before it's half empty.

kris said...

so people are actually watching this crap?

Sherry said...

Good one Kristin!

Why does she keep getting a break? Talk about lucky. And I can't believe her mom turned her into the sober coach. If she really wanted to support her she would quit drinking with her in solidarity.

roxie said...

This girl has excuses for her excuses.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I can't wait to see her in Avengers 2 next year.

Oh, wait.

Malibu Borebee said...

It's no surprise that people don't intervene. She wasn't sober inside rehab, never mind outside of it.

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Susan said...

Count - I actually think that shot is from the current docu-series.

I'm always a week behind on this mess because I watch it OnDemand, and I prefer the version with no commercials. I don't even know what god damn channel Oprah's shit station is on.

Last night, I watched the previous epi where the sober coach is heading back to LA. He so clearly knows that Lindsay is still using.

I found it fascinating how Jimmy Fallon is still giving her a go at things. He truly seems to believe in her.

When Lindsay actually does go on camera, she always looks shifty, on the verge of tears or distracted.

I find Lindsay Lohan vile, but honestly, I find Oprah even more vile.

This girl is going to end up in a ditch.

The amount of clutter she has with her clothes is astounding. I can't believe she schlepped all of that across the country.

Geez Louise said...

LiLo is our generations Liz or Marilyn. Some like it hot. Some like meth scabs and crusty clunged. Potato, potaatoe

rdkizziah said...

By glass, did she mean a 40?

Leekalicious said...

One mistake I think that people make is in buying the argument that addiction is a disease. It's not a disease - it's a buildup of escapism, self-medication and bad habits. It can absolutely be reversed, but it's scary as shit to know you have to face all the people you disappointed and pissed off. This last part I don't think would bother Lindsay very much. She was likely a rude asshole and a thief before she started drinking and using. There's a great song sung by Travis Tritt - "It's a Great Day to Be Alive" - that's what it felt like to me once I was free.

Habibti said...

Amen Leekalicious! Well said.

clearly4you said...

I've been watching the show out of morbid curiosity...I agree with the above commenter...she is a total narcissist. She acts like the most unbelievable spoiled brat and when something doesn't go exactly how she wants, she acts like the world is going to end. She treats all the people who are trying to help her like crap. I don't believe she will ever get sober. I don't believe she will ever work as an actress in any real capacity again. Anyone watching this would be an idiot to hire her!! Funny how she went to LA and blew off her coach and the producer yet we have NO idea what she did there for a week because she refused filming. I can ONLY imagine. I have absolutely zero sympathy for her. She is NOT a nice person.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Was the wine goblet decorated with the words "Big Gulp" and large enough to hold half a box of Franzia?