Friday, April 04, 2014

Mr. X Blind Items

1) Which A-list rapper threw out a groupie a party last night when they made a joke about a past violent episode involving his latest girlfriend?
2) What A-list actress/musician/TV host was seen having lunch with that funny lady/TV host? Could this mean she finally might be coming out?
3) What B-list actress, Oscar nominee and all-around kook was seen with some anti-Scientology literature in her tote bag? Hmmm, maybe the rumors about handing over her Twitter to her still-in-the-cult sister are true..
4) Which C-list celeb offspring who recently announced an engagement to a woman might have a new former A-list rapper/reality star sugar daddy on the side?
5) Which former A-list Oscar winning actor is still shopping around that story that we was going to do a sequel to one of his better known films with that deceased royal? Nobody's really buying it.
6) Which stage mom from hell is stalking that fashion editor after she did a little payola to put her meal ticket on the cover of her magazine? Like she would want to be friends with her anyway.
7) What cable late night host is ending her show because she's beefing with her ex-boyfriend who happens to be the network's top honcho?
8) What soon-to-be former A-list pop diva keeps her coke in pill capsules? She was seen snorting one at that big awards show last year.
9) What former A-list action star is contemplating retiring from movies again after his latest flick bombed big time?
10) Which A-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee has been toting around a new man while she's globe-trotting?
11) What almost B-list heartthrob and jerk is still clubbing with his dad despite warnings from his lawyers not to?

79 comments:

FSP said...

Jeez! Break these up a bit por favor.

Cleodacat said...

This is way too much for me...1, Kanye 2. Julliette Lewis past that I'm brain fried.

Chloe said...

tl;dr

LottaColada said...

9- Stallone

ItsCourtneyD said...

If the funny lady/tv host is referring to Ellen, I sure hope she's not cheating! I'd be quite sad. #7 should be more obvious to me but it isn't

Cleodacat said...

6. Mama K

Cleodacat said...

7. Chelsea Handler

shopgirl said...

Hello Captain Obvious. Sorry, Mr. X. With most of these blinds that website you want won't have too many visitors.

Simon said...

Yea, geez, break these up! My head is spinning!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Oh for God's sake...
Can't we do 3 or 4 per page is something? I don't wanna take notes....

baumyak said...

7. def Chelsea Handler

surfer said...

#2 - Queen Latifah

melissa said...

4, Evan Ross
5. Costner
6.PMK
7. Chelsea
11. Bieber

tara17 said...

Costner, Bodyguard 2, Lady Di

StewMcG said...

5 - Kevin Costner and his "we were totally going to make a sequel to 'The Bodyguard' with Princess Diana" story

Tara said...

# 5 is Kevin Costner who was going to film The Bodyguard sequel with Princess Diana

Harry Knuckles said...

Should post these in pairs through the week. Too many all at once.

Mama Bear said...

6. Kris Kartrashian
11. Biebs

Too overwhelmed to read the rest!

Seven of Eleven said...

I haven't had enough coffee to try, but may the odds be ever in everyone's favour!

tara17 said...

5 - for my previous answer, good thing I'm sandwiched :-)

Seven of Eleven said...

And who/what is "Mr X"?

headrot said...

@cleo i thought that for #7 too

ItsCourtneyD said...

Ok I feel like a complete idiot now. Why couldn't I think of Chelsea?!?!

Ray Nicolet said...

Someone who writes better blinds than Enty.

surfer said...

I think #9 is Arnie S. He "retired" the first time when he became governor.

Cleodacat said...

Ooooo I skipped 8. Ariana Grande

Cleodacat said...

Retract that, I thought it said soon to be instead of soon to be has-been. Make that Gaga

me said...

1. Gayfish 4. Evan Ross 5. Bald Costner w/ Princess Di 6. PMK

Too many blinds at once....

NomNom83 said...

1.) Chris Brown
2.) Queen Latifah
3.) Juliette Lewis
4.) ?
5.) ?
6.) Dina Lohan. Even if it's not Dina, c'mon, you know Dina is doing this to someone, somewhere
7.) Chelsea Handler, obviously
8.) Gaga
9.) Ahnold
10.) Gonna go with Paltrow on this one.
11.) Bieber? I'm not committed to that guess.

Harry Knuckles said...

If #6 is PMK paying a bribe to Wintour to put KPig and Kanyeangelo on the cover of Vogue, well, then this is very big news that could get Anna in big shit.

Lux Luthor said...

No one thinks #1 is Drake? Really?

Count Jerkula said...

If 9 is Stallone, he should retire. If it is Arnold, he should do comedies.

NomNom83 said...

@Lux Luthor: I'm switching my guess to yours. You got it. That makes a lot of sense and I wouldn't blame Drake one bit.

Erin Kella said...

1) Drake
2) Queen Latifah
3) Juliette Lewis
4) Evan Ross
5) Kevin Costner
6) Kris Jenner
7) Chelsea Handler
8) Lady Gaga
9) Arnold Schwarzenegger
10) Gwyneth Paltrow
11) Justin Bieber

Debbie Taylor said...

7- Chelsea handler -11- beiber

katydid said...

Erin my list was the same as yours but Cameron Diaz for 10, she's been globe trotting, it doesn't say married. I now have a headache.

Snapdragon said...

#2) Yannow, if #2 is Queen Latifah and Ellen, it could just be, I dunno, that they are just having lunch together. FFS 'having lunch with a lesbian' does NOT instantly equal 'maybe about to come out'.

...though I have to admit 'having lunch with a lesbian' does sound like some kind of euphemism. :-D

Mr. X said...

what group of people need to cut me some slack? I'm trying..

Jazzy said...

But who is Evan Ross' sugar daddy? Is daddy a clue? Diddy?

Jazzy said...

I'm enjoying the blinds. Early morning brain teasers. :-D

CharRicho said...

If #1 is Drake kicking out someone for making a joke about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna, then good for him!

#2. Maybe Queen Latifah was having lunch with Ellen to get "coming out" tips? I refuse to belive Ellen is cheating.

Enty already told us #7 and it wasn't blind so pretty obvs Chelsea.

Sugar said...

I agree with #2 being the Queen of Latifah

Mr. X said...

Just for the record, after I send these in I have no control as to how many will be posted. If I had my way only 3 would be posted at a time.

LottaColada said...

@Mr. X- how about only sending in three at a time?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Excellent Erin, I think you nailed it!
Kudos to you

Kno Won Uno said...

2) Lunch means I'm gay? I'm way behind where I'm supposed to be, then.
Thanks for the numbers, btw.

Mr. X said...

I have to send 20 at a time. It's part of the deal. How it is shared, of that I have no control.

Entyonamobile said...

Now you're just lying. Don't bit the hand that feeds you.

Renoblondee said...

Agree with the Chelsea, Gaga and Drake guesses.
And I say thanks Mr. X, these are fun!

Kno Won Uno said...

@Mr X - don't dislike the blinds, just the posting them all together, as 1000 other folks have noticed.
I feel like I should print it out and go through the list.
I pop in & out during work hours, so one blind at a time is the best I can do. You & Enty will work it out (she said, hopefully).
Keep snooping!

Mr. X said...

I agree. Obviously I'm a gossip hound and to see a bunch lumped together is overwhelming.
I'll talk to the EL about this.
I don't share these lightly and would like for them to each get the attention they deserve.
I feel like I should apologize but really..it's just gossip, right?

sifichick said...

I'm thinking that #2 is Rosie O'Donnell not Ellen.

I agree with all the other guesses.

Good on Drake for kicking out the rude person. It's not nice to make domestic violence jokes. They're as unfunny as rape jokes & just as classless.

Derek Harvey said...

Mr. X some of these people are very hard to please. Thank you for sharing the gossip.

Bubbles said...

So I guess all of those whispers about Evan Ross and TI have some traction, huh?

WUWT? said...

I thought of Robin Thicke for #11. His divorce lawyers probably advised against partying with papa.

Lady Heisenberg said...

In regards to #3 and Juliette Lewis, her Co$ sister is actually married to Ethan Suplee, who has some VERRRRRRRY interesting other friends you would NEVER expect

Scarlett Drawl said...

1. Drake
3. Kirstie Alley
4.Evan Ross
5.Kevin Costner
6.Kris Jenner
7. Chelsea Handler
8.Katy Perry?
11. Justin Bieber

steph said...

Thank you for these, Mr. X! Please let us know if you start your own site.

I remember when Enty used to post a whole shitload of blinds from Michael Musto and Ted C. We dealt with the sheer volume of blinds then, and we'll deal with them now. You really can't please all of these people with gossip headaches who continue to come back to this site.

N. Twinkie said...

Too much at one time.

Aeol said...

Seriously. 75% of these are common knowledge or ludicrously easy.

Sherry said...

At least they were #'d this time. Erin Kella put forth the list I would have submitted were I smart enough to get BI's correct.

JenSacks said...

Erin Kella, my god, I need you around in all aspects of my life.

skimpymist said...

#4 evan ross/asslee/TI

Studio54 said...

#6 Kris "Patsy Ramsey" Jenner

#7 Chelsea Handler

#9 Stallone
#11 Bieber

Bunni said...

#1 is 50 Cent, the joke being about him smashing furniture he paid for in Daphne Joy's house. #4 is Evan Ross, with T.I. being the sugar daddy. #8 Gaga? #9 Chris Evans?

Principessa Marina said...

I love Mr X's blinds. One stop shopping and they're much less opaque than Enty's blinds.

Hey, maybe we can get Bruce Jenner on the cover of Vogue!

di butler said...

Holy moly. Info overload. Lets try 3-4 a post in the future, plz!

1) Drake/RiRi/Chris B
2) Queen L/Ellen
3) Juliette Lewis/sister married to Ethan Suplee
4) Evan Ross/Asslee Simpson/Diddy?
5) Costner/Princess Di
6) PMK Jenner (Arianna G, this is your future, girl. Run!)
7) Vodka Handler
8) Lady Gaga
9) Sly
10) Goopy
11) The Biebs

No complaint on the blinds, just the amount, at one time. Carry on, X. :)

tennis peach said...

1 - TI?
2 - Queen Latifah and Ellen
3 - ?
4 - ?
5 - ?
6 - Kris Jenner
7 - Chelsea
8 - ?
9 - Stallone or Arnold S
10 - ?
11 - Bieber

Ri said...

@Di Butler... good job!

Stepforded said...

I would recommend to Mr X that he breaks his blinds up into a post for each - too much of a good thing going on here :-)

ldylkng said...

10 Angelina

Unknown said...

Nah, it's Chelsea Handler. Just announced this week (?) that she was ending her show, and used to date one of E!s head honchos...

Unknown said...

Nah, it's Chelsea Handler. Just announced this week (?) that she was ending her show, and used to date one of E!s head honchos...

AKM said...

I wanna know what Lady H knows about the Co$ friends of Randy Hickey's... :-)

Therese said...

Sorry, Enty. Don't like Mr. X's blinds as much as yours. Nice of you to give him a leg up, but not interesting. Maybe the way they are written. Don't know. Don't care. I am skipping them.

jai96 said...

#1 is Drake, someone said something about Rihanna.

Henriette said...

Queen Latifa, Chelsea Handler, and Robin Thick

Lux said...

+1

Spill, Lady H!

di butler said...

Thanks. :)