I find it best to just stay indoors and hide until midnight on April Fool's Day.
+1. Still in the house last year was horrible lol
My hairline is so weird
My nail beds suck
I told my mom and step dad my cat was a hermaphrodite and I had to get him spayed. They bought it.
April Fools' Day isn't any fun once you pass your 12th birthday. Once the Fool becomes yourself, the yucks are yucky.
Hi ho guys! sandy are you invaded again by barbarian trolls?
Best April Fool – BBC news feature about spaghetti trees,complete with spaghetti strands hanging from the branches.
I hate it when my asscrack itches and I realize there's a long hair that drifted there. Digging it out in public is awk-ward.
Apparently hiding inside your house doesn't really help
@leek nope :)))
Google's prank this year is kind of lame. It's the Hoff photobombing.
Cosima does not approve.
I love April Fool's, but my current co-workers are too serious to have fun with.
Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
My friend just told me she slept with my boyfriend. I got upset for a minute, and then realized I don't have a boyfriend.
Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".
What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?
It has to have the word friend in it, Karen.
We can just go with the classic…frienemies.
My god, what has happened to you in the past?????
I was about 5 hours and 5 posts into the day before I realized it was April first.
haydnhorse – that made me laugh.
@aemish and @ snapdragon, Tesla had a pretty good April Fools Day joke today.
Yes. I fucking HATE April Fools "jokes".