Monday, April 28, 2014

Off Topic

Well that Real Housewives Atlanta reunion show was certainly interesting. The reunion shows are much better than the actual season.

27 comments:

WareCat said...

Well duh!
I used to love NeNe, but she is a str8 up bitch now.
#girlbye

Pazazz said...
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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Some broad got dragged by her wig across the stage by another dumb broad. Please. Only way to beat that (bad pun and it stays) is if Princess Carole loses her shit and smacks Aviva with her own prosthetic leg.

Nene needs to stop shopping from the Yolanda Foster Powdered Wig Outlet Factory.

Man down. Code 10. Boots in the air. Rant over. Back to work, ghouls.

rachel savastano said...

this is true. the reunions are always better than the seasons

Pazazz said...

I use to like Nene now not so much. Cynthia is right about her, if you are below her and kiss her ass she will be friends with you but once you get a little backbone and speak out she wants nothing to do with you. And Nene has a lot of nerve talking about Kim and her wigs when she looks like she has Kenya's dog Velvet (RIP) on top of her head.

WareCat said...

I can see them firing Cynthia.
She's boring & I can't fukn stand Peter.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

No way, Warecat. Peter worked hard for his peach.

What do you think Mama Joyce was on?

WareCat said...

Haha, Wigs!
She was drunk on jungle juice.

TalksTooMuch said...

That's the only part I saw, on The Soup, and I was AMAZED at how good that wig glue was! And that Khandi is cute now. I don't know when that happened

MontanaMarriott said...

OMG LOOOOVED IT and I know I am in the minority here but I loooove Kenya only because she is giving it to the untouchable Queen B NeNe who I used to loooove. Their battles make for great TV and I just want MOOOORE lol.

Of my favorite moments beside Mama Joyce who was drunk, high or both,

NeNe: Shut up before I call Porsha
Kenya: Shut up before I call Marlo

LOL
That NeNe down real quick.

WareCat said...

I wonder if Cynthia made Kenya sign a friend contract.

Dingle Barry said...

"Nene needs to stop shopping from the Yolanda Foster Powdered Wig Outlet Factory."

Dying!! Kristen (Wiglet), funniest visual in a long time!

I don't like the reunions because it's just shouting, yelling, and screeching over the next Ho.
Andy, the Real House Ho's need a new schtick! Can't stand it when the volumn and lame accusations start flying. Stick to the nice homes, lack of fashion, shoes, and trips and real life stories. Oh, and wildly gay hairdressers. They are the funniest bitches ever!

Sherry said...

I loved how Porsha cried about how Kenya MADE her hit her. She knew she was going to get fired and with getting a divorce no discernible method of income she's pretty screwed right now. Guess she's gonna be living with her mama!

JSierra said...

I wish someone would smack the fuck out of Aviva, let's have one of those housewife mixers so Porsha and Kenya can mend their broken fences by beating Aviva together. Grrrrrr she makes me nutso.

I loved earlier in the season when Phaedra said to her son Aiden "Go say hello to Mama Joyce and I'll give you some candy" and Aiden gives Mama Joyce an epic side eye and says "I don't want any candy." That little boy needs to be on his own show with Milania and Collette.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I think Porsha is dating the son of some African dictator. Her new bewbs look like they huuuuuurt. The nips are probably all stretched out. Like trying to put bike shorts on John goodman.

Sorry for that visual.

JSierra said...

Like a sausage trying to escape it's casing.

Dingle Barry said...

Wiglet, you're so right about Porscha's awful boob job. And what is with the massive donkey booties these girls have? Every year their butts get bigger. The singer looks like she is about to explode.

Unknown said...

I was inclined to agree with Cynthia until you hear Nene say that they vacationed together, had her Family over for Thanksgiving, spent New Years together..that they squashed this beef until they showed it and Cynthia felt she looked bad. Nene even showed a text from Cynthia where they planned the whole bitch thing...

Eros said...

Lol!! +1

Preach it, Ware

Eros said...

That was her hair y'all.. Jus sayin.. Shes biracial I think.

Eros said...

Oooo damnnn burnnnnn.. omygoodness this is funny to read. You're right though. Her hair looks worse thand donald trumps. #ratchet

Studio54 said...

I can't take NeNe's massive ego. She wanted to look like Kim, thus that absurd wig. She looks as good in that wig as I would if I were to suddenly wear dreadlocks. She hit Kim, even when Kim when pregnant, and nothing was ever done. Now that the Apollo fight was so severe they had to sign revised contracts, NeNe got away with it for years. She has no talent, and no career outside of that show.

car54 said...

I haven't even watched the past 2 seasons of RHOA, but I always watch the reunion shows for the bitching.

Secondbecky said...

BEST LINE! I'm with you I love Kenya!

WareCat said...

U kno it, Eros!
#ugogrrl

sugarbread maker said...

Mama Joyce was high on some pixie six last night.

Alita said...

When it comes to Real Housewives, @Kristin is my totem. I trust what she says blindly.