Monday, April 28, 2014

Orlando Bloom And Selena Gomez Together Is Strange

Selena Gomez is a huge mess right now. She needs to go back to rehab and also stay away from Justin Bieber. She won't do that of course because she feels like she doesn't have a substance abuse problem, even though she does, and for some reason she keeps going back to Justin Bieber. I'm guessing it is because he has good drugs. It certainly can't be for any other reason. Over the weekend Selena hit up a Chelsea Handler concert. She arrived in a car with Orlando Bloom. I doubt either of them picked up the other on the side of the road so this was an arranged thing. They hung out during and after the concert too. If I had to pick a more strange coupling I don't think I could. Orlando has been flying through a series of models to try and catch up with Leonardo DiCaprio's number while Orlando was married. Apparently at one point, Orlando's wife may have been one of Leonardo's number so maybe that is Orlando's inspiration.

Selena and Orlando did hang out at a conference together earlier in the month (above). Maybe they are both huge Chelsea Handler fans and decided to share an Uber ride.

29 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

She's twenties! You do stupid shite in your twenties!! At least I hope you do. Otherwise all that gets bottled up and results in keying cars in your 40s

sandybrook said...

Sitting at home doing nothing all yesterday gave you too much thinking time Enty. She's looking for good times he's good times and Chelsea supplied food and drinks.

greasybitches1 said...

justine did olando ex wife so he's doing selena payback

Violet said...

I <3 Orly. I so would if I was Selena's age. And can't she get good drugs from anywhere? I thought drugs were available on every street corner these days not just in JBs man bag.

FearN said...

I thought Enty said Leo avoided mothers like the plague? When did he cheat with Miranda?

skipper said...

This is gross....he'as really aging badly too...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Not so badly that he couldn't have a shot at me, Skipper.
Something about Orlando makes me want to hug him to my copious bosum.

audrey said...

Maybe they are working on something together.

Renoblondee said...

He's a definite upgrade from Bieb!

JoElla said...

Maybe I didn't get enough sleep but, I can get behind the idea of them as a couple. Why not?

For a supposed hot mess, she looks really good here.

Erin B said...

@greasy-a grudge fuck? I love it!

Leekalicious said...

Orlando looks gorgeous with the longer hair. It sets him apart. I honestly can't tell some of the actors apart - especially when they have short hair.

FearN said...

Haha I'm gonna go key a car now. Ugh, but I'll feel to bad about it later. O well. Decisions decisions.

Sillygurl said...

I still don't feel bad about any cars I keyed in my 20's! They were all much deserved keyings.

Shelly Shell said...

If what they say is true about Miranda thinking she could land a bigger fish than him & cheating with his friends, he can do what he wants.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You read my mind greasy! Sport fucking is best served with a cold side serving of pure hate and vengeance, amirite

Harlow17 said...

Maybe Orlando likes woman with baby faces. Miranda and Selena both have them

nurysp said...

orlando just slings dick everywhere
he dipped in lohan

*shudders*

sugarbread maker said...

orly and selena.. cute

Lady Heisenberg said...

DICK SLAAAAAANG

Sherry said...

I was thinking the same thing Harlow. Both girls have baby faces.
They could just be friends. Women and men can be friends and it looks like they were with a gang of people so was it really a "date"?
If it was a date Orlando is a better choice than Biebs.

Jslo said...

WTH is a Chelsea Handler concert?

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Brenda L said...

Date him, girl....have some fun!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

He needs a haircut. He looks like psycho De Niro in Cape Fear.

K. Madelyn said...

Seems like a hot older guy is just what the girl needs. Can you [but don't] imagine how lame Bieber must be in the sack? At Selena's age, it's not a bad idea to cat around w/some over-30s. Even among actors, there's a reasonable chance she'll find a one who likes to give his partner a good time.

Seven of Eleven said...

Holy wow, did they use the Walking Dead Instagram Filter on this photo?

Cee Kay said...

Testify, TTM! All that stupid's gonna come out sometime. Far better it happen when you're SUPPOSED to be young and stupid!

clearly4you said...

Orlando is one of my celeb crushes. Miranda is a fool. Selena and him seem odd pair.