I'm trying to get fired up about Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton hate Tweeting each other, but there is just no enthusiasm. It kind of reminds me of a Paris Hilton sex tape. A lot of talk and looking in the mirror, but not much action. With a lifetime of nothing more interesting to do than sit on a panel talking about what other, more famous celebrities are wearing, Kelly Osbourne has to find other ways to occupy her time. One of her favorite pastimes has been to pick fights with other celebrities. She gets to vent at them in a way she can't do on Fashion Police. I think the formula for Fashion Police is that if someone is an up and coming celebrity or not quite famous they can be raked over the coals. If the celebrity is someone pretty important, then they tend to back off any criticism at all, unless the celebrity is wearing a designer that none of the panel ever want to wear. Pretty much the same formula holds true for E! News. Watch it a couple of times. Everything and every one who has a show on E! is safe and beloved and can do no wrong. Famous people can do no wrong unless they have admitted wrong. The only shots fired situations happen to people that are down the list enough where E! doesn't really care what they say about them.
Anyway, Paris and Kelly supposedly got into a fight because Paris wanted to sit at a table where Kelly was seated and asked that Kelly be moved. Kelly took offense at that and Tweeted at Paris. For her part, Paris said she never even saw Kelly and would rather people talk about all the mirrors that Paris had installed in her new apartment development in the Philippines. Paris is taking all the credit for it right now, but when she gets sued in a couple of years for something related to it she will probably pretend she had nothing to do with it and never even saw them. Kind of like with Kelly over the weekend.