Monday, April 21, 2014

Random Photos Part Five- Coachella

Jay-Z and Pharrell

Beyonce
Lana Del Rey getting groped by her fans.
Usher
Solange Knowles and her son and boyfriend.
Vanessa Hudgens wishes it was still Mardi Gras
Outkast
Diane Kruger even dresses up for Coachella.
Lorde practices her pop locking.

33 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

P: V-Hud

M: D-Ray

B: Kruger

Renoblondee said...

Another fake thigh gap on Bey? That's some fakity fake hair on Vanessa.

JoElla said...

@Reno, I was wondering WTF was wrong with her leg?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Solange's kid has quite a potbelly, I hope it signifies a growth spurt.
Bey, too much with accessories AND the kitchen curtains? Nobunny impressed.
Vanessa, I saw this movie, it didn't end well...

Seven of Eleven said...

This whole set reminded me to re-watch last night's Game of Thrones. Grandma Tyrell makes everything better.

anda marie said...

Bey-you are not fooling any one. Get a professional to touch up your pics. This is just pathetic.

Tina Mallette said...

Diane K lost the plot, she looks like she should have on black strappy heels or maybe white to go with her theme/belt, ditch the hat and she'd be ready to go nightclubbing.

TalksTooMuch said...

I LOVE the pic of Usher!

T. E. Cuz said...

beyonce, instead of trying tacky poses to look skinny, you can actually lose weight so that you don't have to try those cheap photo tricks. it's okay, i think touching thighs are gross too.

kurger looks gorgeous, albeit out of place.

MISCH said...

Are you sure that's Kruger ?
Solange's son looks like Jay-Z

califblondy said...

My little ones had the same bunny ears as Beyonce, they came with a chocolate bunny.

Ella Bee said...

@T.E. Cuz, kindly fuck off for your comment. A good portion of females of the world have thighs that touch- skinny, fat, fit, curvy or otherwise. No need to be a jerk about it.

I am giving it up to Diane Kruger- I am so damn tired of seeing everyone at Coachella transform into hippie, Native American, grunge-esque "fashionistas" for this stupid event. Dress like yourself, for comfort and with your style, and stop trying to pretend. Almost everyone else I have seen looks like Try Hard McCaretoomuch and I am over that.

Cary Gaul said...

OH MY LORDE

FS said...

Ella Bee, can I buy you a drink?

NaughtyNurse said...

I am telling you…Beyonce is not photoshopping her pics. She completely overdid liposuction. Her legs are oddly shaped, because she had them suck too much off her legs. They probably hurt now.

NaughtyNurse said...

PS: Looks like Lana's got the right idea. I need to get me some gropey fans!

hairydawg said...

So....Ella? Your thighs touch, hun?

hairydawg said...

Bey's casual stroll pose ain't foolin' anyone. Or did the dumb bitch just trample all those flowers directly behind her?

Jessie said...

My thighs touched when I was underweight. It's not achievable for everyone. I was wondering how Bey feels like Solange is so easily slim while she obvi has to work at it.

Just Another HR Lady said...

You posted Diane Kruger pic, but no Josh Jackson? :(

S.joy said...

Love Beyonce and Solange! They both have great figures.

Pharell and that dumb hat! Still love him

Diane Kruger looks amazing at all times!

Sherry said...

I was going to say how was Bey walking from the flowers. Odd pose and her legs look just fine. Nothing wrong with them. I have twiggy legs and would rather there not be a gap there. I'll take her legs any day.

How long does Coachella last? Seems like it's a whole week? Guess I could look it up but too lazy.

Yes, S.Joy, Pharrell and that hat! But he is a talented guy.

S.joy said...

Sherry, it feels as if Coachella had lasted a full month! Give it a rest. And yesss Pharell is quite talented. He's very unique and slightly weird, I love that!

PotPourri said...

JayZ is trying to get a piece of Pharrell?

Ray Nicolet said...

Two weekends (fri, sat and sun)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Pharrell and Tim McGraw need to team up for`a new buddy cop flick.

"Hat Squad" They've banded together to say Bah Homburg evil doers. Don't get up in their Fez, or they'll kick your ass like a Raspberry Beret.

T. E. Cuz said...

Lol relax. The fashion industry that beyonce so enthusiastically worships is the leader of the itg movement. If she actually liked her figure, she would post photos showing off her curves, but yet, she is doing everything to hide or manipulate them. Sure, I think a fit figure is most attractive, and the vs fashion show is consistently highest in ratings. I never said anything about typical or average. When most of the country is medically overweight, I don't think that's a healthy standard anyways. Treadmill time xo

msgirl said...

In my day the perfect legs touched in 4 places: top, knees, calves, ankles. This was 60s and 70s. A thought gap would have been considered gangly, like a young girl and not at all sexy. It's a bit distressing that pretty much sexy is getting to be coltish girls barely in puberty.

Count Jerkula said...

#thinspiration

#thinspiration

Fugazi thigh gap instructions for those lacking determination.

My thoughts on thigh gap

ButterKwup said...

I'm thinking Josh Jackson is the guy in the black tee and the hat bending over next to Diane.

Lila said...

Solange's son looks nothing like Jay Z. In fact, he is way lighter in complexion and eye color. And he doesn't have a pot-belly. The wind twisted his shirt a bit.

hunter said...

@msgirl - thanks! That's awesome to know I have perfect legs by some measure! :)

Sprink said...

Good catch, ButterKwup. That certainly looks like Joshua's Joshua's ensemble, though Diane appears to have changed clothes.

Hard keeping up, really...