Monday, April 14, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria after spending time with Billy Baldwin here in LA.

Beyonce joined her sister Solange on stage at Coachella.
Brad Pitt plays double pocket pool. Braggart.
Chris Hemsworth on a coffee run.
Demi Lovato leaving a bar.
Eric Bana enjoying Australia.
Elle Fanning at Disney.
Emma Stone takes selfies in Paris.
Gisele Bundchen gets photobombed. twice in the same photo.

106 comments:

laura ramona said...

Did Hilarious get a show yet? Pitt looks gorgeous. So does Emma Stone. Enty pls no more Beyonce.

Uhhhh... said...

Harry Knuckles:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/us-airways-just-tweeted-out-one-of-the-most-graphic-things-y

hairydawg said...

of course Beyonce stole the limelight from her sister.

She's BEYONCE!

Eric Bana is an awesome guy. If you like him as an actor, check out the doc "Love The Beast."

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I kinda wish Emma would just run off with someone's phone.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks for that Uhhhh... I was just about to abandon Random 5 because there wasn't anything good to post on when I saw your post. Here's the clicky. It's really gross and it's all Uhhhh...'s fault.

Uhhhh... said...

@harry I'm really glad I saved the day.

Renoblondee said...

Elle needs a better bra.

sugarbread maker said...

Oh Harry you save the day yet again.

T. E. Cuz said...

so much for that fake thigh gap, beyawnce. oh and i agree, going on stage probably detracted from her sister's performance (but brought more publicity)

emma stone looks pretty :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow! I didn't know Brad Pitt still had all that hotness! Woo hoo! Whereas Thor looks like he could just be one of all the random Chrises out there. Opposite Day!

jack ducky said...

I love Beyoncé and Solange. Their relationship is so adorable. Wish I had a sister like either of them.

Emma is gorgeous as always.

Chris and Brad are both looking good.

Count Jerkula said...

Hilaria

Jizz-L

Stone

BitterBlondin said...

Emma Stone is beautiful!!

Seven of Eleven said...

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!

Brad Pitt, THOR, Eric Bana, Emma Stone... {le sigh} Even Hilaria can't ruin this one.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Happy birthday, Seven!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Here's to you, Seven.

Jessie said...

I find Brad is hit and miss these days but that photo is definitely a hit. And then Hemsworth and Bana. Thank you Enty!

Thomas Fisher said...

Emma Stone looked very daring in that black dress. I liked that.

Renoblondee said...

Cheers! @Seven Have a great one!

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, y'all are sweet! It isn't really birthday, I was making a joke - Enty's giving me a birthday present with those hotties! :)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fine. Birthday wish revoked, asshole.

Seven of Eleven said...

Aww, Kristin, does that mean you're not throwing me a party when it is time? :(

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's all good @7! We celebrate your awesomeness 365 days a year here at CDaN! The hotties are just a bonus ;)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Geez, 7.

Seven of Eleven said...

@LadyH

Seven of Eleven said...

@JBE, I'm sorry. Does this make it acceptable?

Maybe I should've just pretended it really is my bday and accepted the accolades! :)

Sherry said...

LOL! Uhhhh That was just too fucking funny. The comments were the best.

Yes, Brad is bringing the hot there. And I love Emma Stone. She is so damn photogenic.

canopener said...
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Dolphy said...
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Dolphy said...

Thanks Enty for posting more Eric Bana (as requested). Yay!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

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Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

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Look at meeeeeeeeee said...

Ok. I know you sai brad Pitt but all I see is robin thicke.

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Jacq said...

The customer ain't always right! Haha

Jacq said...

Beyoncé and her sister look like Sideshow Bob and his brother

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

NO THEY DON'T!



ENTY WOULD'VE SAID SO!!!!!

canopener said...

Uh huh.

canopener said...

I like my other alter ego better.

Count Jerkula said...

Miss Mess! I was wonderin where yer sexy ass has been.

canopener said...

Did you know that only 1 out of every 5 Enties have access to healthcare coverage?

canopener said...

Google's being a fucker with my other screen name and I can't be bothered to leave my porch just to post under that one.

canopener said...

Count! You've let things get pretty milquetoast around here. Sad face.

canopener said...

Too much guessing blinds, not enough pissing people off, providing masturbation material, and shocking the pristine sensibilities of the bored housewife demographic that comprises 95% of the readership of this site.

canopener said...

Still, I've missed you CJ. My loins ache for some extreme CDAN trolling that only you can satisfy.

canopener said...

C'mon baby, I NEED it, BAD.

Count Jerkula said...

I think I scared off all the twunces, Miss Mess. I had a fun go round boot fuckin that Rosie Pig a while back. Other than that I think everyone has become numb to my hijinks. You can only talk about tongue darting Selena Gomez's lil puckered O-ring so many times before it loses its impact.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

*sigh* I miss the old days....

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Here I am!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Not many people around to hate me anymore, I see.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

How many clicks until Enty will stop using child slave labor to write the posts?

Count Jerkula said...

Miss Mess, just because someone purchased a sex slave from a foreign orphanage doesn't mean the child can only be used for sex. If they don't display an aptitude for revenue generating endeavors, they will be cast aside once pubes sprout.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

If this post gets one million comments, Entema will Google Amber Tamblyn, send her a fan email, and tell us about it!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I think the only solution is to set up a gofundme account for him so he can let a few go. Good $ for a good cause.

loopymommy said...

Happy Birthday, @Seven!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

And btw, my comments are ABSOLUTELY NOT being made (or in any way being monetarily compensated) to increase traffic, or generate ad clicks.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Now, THERE'S a little bit of my old CJ. xoxo

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I really just want more rape and child molestation blinds. If Enty had just a few more dollars, he could afford an attorney who could successfully defend him against defamation lawsuits.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

We all know that he wouldn't post these horrifying acts of violence if they weren't true.

Count Jerkula said...

Miss Mess, if I don't have a Lex Luthor, then I need a Margaret Dumont. No man is an island.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

And the ONLY reason he isn't reporting/publishing the names of these monsters is because, as a lawyer, he's under a binding legal contract.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

At least he's provided us with clues to solve it on our own, identify the demon, and vilify him/her here.

Della said...

Brad, take $20 from all of those millions you have and buy a new tshirt. Geeez.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Count, when you only saw one set of footprints, that was when I carried you.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Della, I gave Brad your fashion tip. He's at Aeropostale, right now!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Seriously, he really does care and appreciated your advice. xoxo

megan00m said...

You are so right about the fake thigh gap...thx for the lol ;)

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megan00m said...

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MovingOn said...

Happy bday @Seven! I'm with you...Brad AND Eric B?!?! What a day!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...
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Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I'd much rather talk about the Magic Bullet.

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Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Thank you CDAN family!

JD said...

I don't have time to read all yr inane comments let alone take the time to post them. What a fulfilling life you must lead.

Please spare me your lame retort, I don't care and won't be back to engage in your truly sad...game? Life? Life.

di butler said...

How long before the next Demi L DARE speech?

Can't Basement Baby PUHLEEEZE have her moment, Beyforonceitsnotaboutyou?

Massive G said...

Gisele is gorgeous.

Leekalicious said...

@di butler

No, Di, because Beyonce thinks she's actually *helping* Solange.

Danielle Williams said...

I don't think Beyonce was taking away from her sister. Their routine was so cute. Me and my sister use to do those type of routines. If ppl don't like , just say that..no need to make up issues , lol

George All well said...

Sisters, are in fact, doing it for themselves. Although I prefer Dannii and Kylie.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

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Huh said...

Not really.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

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Huh said...

Uh huh.

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