Monday, April 21, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Six parts today.

RIP Peaches

Naomi Watts did some grocery shopping for Easter.
Orlando Bloom shows off his body while
his ex, Miranda Kerr shows off hers.
Reese Witherspoon on her way into church yesterday.
I would have thought if one person wouldn't get sucked into the overall thing it would be Sarah Jessica Parker.
You never see a pap photo of Tim Allen.
It must have been a miracle weekend because you also never see a pap photo of Christopher Guest with Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaking of miracles. Teresa Giudice is going to need one to not be living in an apartment in Atlantic City in a couple of years while working the overnight shift as a casino waitress.

33 comments:

Feedly said...

Nice gams, Reese.

Seven of Eleven said...

I have Tim's TJs bag. It's not as awesome as the blue one, though.

Tsk, no crack about Reese's bag being big enough to sneak in some communion juice?

sandybrook said...

Reese goes to a storefront church?
RIP Peaches you definitely wound up in a better place.
Miranda makes a good Easter bunny.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Hot Spanx there, Reese.

discoflux said...

Okay, Miranda and Orlando, explain the whereabouts of your son.

And i almost peed myself over the Christopher Guest and Jamie Lee Curtis pic!

Violet said...

It always intrigues me that people can (dare to) wear all white - whenever i even put on a white t-shirt it's stained within seconds.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Flux, 'Randa dragged Flinkerbloom out this weekend for her weekly ho stroll for the paps.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Watts

M: Spoon - rough

B: Kerr

Renoblondee said...

Love the Guest and Curtis pic!

anda marie said...

Guest is a Barron, I always laugh at that. Him & Jamie's kids are adopted, and they can't inhert the title.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Its Easter paps! Not sold just paid for..of course your going to get some unexpected people...
Re this overalls thing( I'm talking to you, SJP) if you wore them the first time around, you shouldn't again.
Love Chris Guest!
Kerr, Really? That scene looks rather pornophelia. ( my own word, so proud)

Topper Madison said...

I'm just glad that the overalls I've had for the past 15 years are finally in style again!

headrot said...

omg....did anyone see pictures of peaches' casket? it was absolutely hideous!

the pictures that were painted on it were super poorly done and embarrassingly low quality.

anda marie said...

SJP was probably going to some event with her kids, easter egg hunt.

Layna Day said...

@headrot: maybe Peaches' young children did the paintings? Heartfelt>>>>>>>>>>>>>>professional.

N. Twinkie said...

Anything for attention, Miranda.

TalksTooMuch said...

Reese Witherspoon has the BEST legs, daaaang. And I think it's awesome that her purse is big enough for a box o wine

T. E. Cuz said...

enty, are you kidding? sjp has HORRIBLE fashion sense. she only looks good when a professional styles her for an event/film.

M. Brown said...

@Sandybrook I thought the same thing. Even of she's sneaking in the back door that's a store front church. Love the spanx too .

Amartel said...

Laura Jean attends the Church of the Sainted Storage Locker? That would certainly explain the giant Jesus Juice bag.

Jessie said...

Kerr has been on my nerves since she was the face of Portmans. She's the Emma Watson to my Marieeee sans the dedicated tumblr page.

Sherry said...

Yeah I noticed the spanx too.

What no picture of Joe with Teresa? Was his still on his 36 hour sojurn with the stripper?

Jamie and Chris are pretty white there. I just watched "Waiting for Guffman" recently. Another classic and hilarious! We need a new Guest film soon. Why doesn't he have Jamie play a role I wonder?

Rafi said...

Ent--I live near AC and many of my friends and family work in the casinos so I find your comment on Theresa kinda offensive...maybe I am being overly sensitive but the people in the service industries don't always have to be looked upon as less than.

Cee Kay said...

Okay, Miranda Kerr just looks ridiculous.

@Rafi Enty is just making the point that Theresa has always considered herself a rich housewife. If you work in the service industry, then you know for a fact it's the worst and nobody works harder. Long hours on your feet, presumably in heels if you're in a casino or similar environment, dealing with drunk assholes who just want to make you miserable because they can. Face it, you don't do it because you can't get enough of that job - you just need to work!

cowbulls said...

For an alchie, Reese look great. Those legs would look even better up in the air.

Count Jerkula said...

@Rafi: It would have been better if Enty said she would be living in an EconoLodge in Egg Harbor and working on BackPage. Teresa is old and weathered, but if she played up the Italian heritage and offered BBBJNQNS, she could probably get $175/hr.

parissucksliterally said...

Reese does have great legs.

LOVE Christopher Guest and Jamie Lee! I love that their lives are so private. We know nothing about them, which proves how many people DO call the paps. No?

J LO said...

Miranda looks fat

Unknown said...

Teresa won't have to worry about security going to and from the Casino because that Milania will shiv a bitch for looking at mom sideways. Now that is one scary beast of a kid.

Lula Surber said...

Wasn't Teresa the one that was so high and mighty she refused to live in a "used" house. It had to be new so nobody else had ever breathed on anything. Then she had at least one room that was wall to wall/floor to ceiling marble. So tacky. I've never understood how people like that think that the judge shouldn't put both of them in jail because then who's gonna raise their kids? Like just because you have kids that gives one of you a pass. Teresa - maybe your mom might be raising your kids. Man I hope they do lock her up. She can try that table flippin shit in prison and see where that gets her.

Sprink said...

@Cee Kay, dang, your explanation's fairly offensive as well, ha!

Listen, I get it, waiting tables, etc, isn't for you. However, lots of people work in the service industry because they want to. Some of 'em even (gasp!) choose it as a career and have great success and happiness. Go figure.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE that you can see Reese's SPANX.

selina kyle said...

SJP wore overalls all the time on sex and the city!