Friday, April 25, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Mark Wahlberg has an interesting collection of friends and Drama and Nacho are not even in this photo.

James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd out last night.
Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe rekindling their friendship.
Sarah Jessica Parker at a fashion event in NYC last night.
Solange Knowles asks around for a quarter so she can get a prize.
Ashley Tisdale out shopping yesterday.
Tara Reid wants you to know the camera adds fifteen pounds.
Zac Efron is still in London promoting his movie.
Zoe Saldana spends some alone time in LA yesterday.

42 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Holy shit. What happened to Tara?

Simon said...

Sorry, SJP, that dress does nothing for you...

Seven of Eleven said...

Sarah Jessica Parker, memaw called and wants to know when you're returning the couch blanket.

Sugar said...

At least she werkin' a sweet thigh gap, Kristin.

;-)

sandybrook said...

I wonder if that is Marky Mark's old South Boston posse that put him in jail?
SJP at a fashion function dressed like crap what else is new?
Rachel and Nicole are in a contest to see which one can starve themself to death first.

TalksTooMuch said...

Jeebus! Tara! I thought drinking made you gain weight???

GatorGirl said...

Tara looks like a walking skeleton
Didn't Nicole trash Chupa at one point for suggesting all her clients do crack to stay thin? Or did I make that up

GatorGirl said...

That's why I'm an extra medium!

Violet said...

I think Rachel actually looks ok in that pic but I suspect it's the illusion of standing next to Nicole.

Candyland said...

Imma sayin' it again...Solange always looks constipated and/or wearing diapers because of how she stands. Just me? Hi y'all! Happy Friday!

sandybrook said...

hold on Candyland it's "Imma say it again" ;)

N. Twinkie said...

James can do alot better. Peta just looks old.

Candyland said...

@Sandy- Yeah, yeah. Imma always takin' a chance with my shorty abbreviations. You and Sugar can keep me in check ;)

Murielle said...

Good grief! So many photos where women look so unhealthy and under weight.

Renoblondee said...

The scary skinny-ness in this rooster is, well, scary.

Sugar said...

I'mma real proud of both of you. tee hee.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, Candyland, happy Friday to you, too!

She looks like a lemon meringue pie with a chocolate frosting and yeah, that is some weird posture.

Candyland said...

Seven- Lemon meringue pie to a tee! Just missing her companion friends, Strawberry Shortcake and Blueberry Muffin.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm pretty sure that's why I'm a W, GG. For Wine, of course!

Count Jerkula said...

P: Tisdale

M: Saldana

B: Peta

I would go through Tara Ried for Tisdale, maybe Peta.

Anothergrayhare said...

Tara Reid looks skeletal. Anorexic. Yet her face looks okay. Strange.

Topper Madison said...

Tara Reid looks like a street crack whore. I wish I could be nicer, but she does.

Peggy Too said...

Right?? What on Earth makes some women think
'Skeletal' is a good look??

Dallas Alice said...

Coke: it does a body bad. Eat a damn burger, Tara!!

KarenK said...

Didn't those hideous low cut jeans go out in 2008?

texas rose said...

Tara better lock down one of those loser yacht guys soon before she fades away.

Basil said...

Zack looks good. Is he still on the bad shit, or did that skid row altercation scare him straight?

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

Several thoughts...
1) Interesting seeing the cordial pic with Brad Pitt and Orlando, considering BP supposedly has been in several trysts with Miranda going back a few years.
2) Matt Modine has a wasted appearance... not drugs, but a health condition of some kind...
3) Is it just me, or does Tara Reid have an odd shape? Or is she just deathly skinny?

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

Everyone looks sick. Does anyone eat in lala land??

Sherry said...

Whole lotta WTF in this set of pics. Tara, sweetie,please get some help. Unhealthy skinny if you're making Nicole Bitchie look fat.

SJP..Ugh grrll..Just Ugh!

Solange looks a little like Downtown Julie Brown in the face.

sugarbread maker said...

@ttm i think rachel was pushing pills something like knolonpon or something i don't do drugs so i am not your best resource. but she was pushing pills on her clients to look chic

MissInfo said...

From what I hear, Tara might be losing those veneers of hers soon if she doesn't put the meth pipe down! Her face will get jacked too if she's not careful...you can already see her belly bloat w/the twig legs. Standard look. So very sad!! Does she still have parents, family, close friends from long ago (not the trashy hanger ons)?? No one deserves that life.

Leekalicious said...

If I recall correctly, Nicole called Rachel Zoe 'a dried-up raisin face'. I'm surprised that Rachel would forgive that (whether or not it's true). Nicole is so thin, she may be getting raisin-faced herself.

Alita said...

Lol, @Violet!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita! Thank you for the cupcakes!

Slap-n-Tickle said...

It was rumored Rachel Zoe pushed Clenbuterol on her clients to help them get skeletal (legal only for use in horses!)

sugarbread maker said...

@slap . yes that's what it was . i knew it was a horse pill!!! that's what stood out the most, but alas i don't know enough aboot pills to remember

Jeff Macauley said...

So harsh! SJP looks great! We all know she's got a slammin' bod, so she doesn't need to be all skin-tighty all the time. I like that she's more covered up and flowy. I bet that dress moves like a mofo.

Alita said...

I'm so glad you saw them, @7! I found them using the search term 'borg perfection' :)

Seriously you read XKCD as well - our browser history and media consumption must be almost identical! I think you have wonderful taste ;)

Lila said...

Tara looks scary. So does Nicole...too frail and thin...like when she was hanging out with Lindsay.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

So much FUG all around in these photos:
Grimace face Marky-Mark looks like an old man.
Tara is straight-up 80’s with her whole look, from the hair down to those ridiculous Velcro high tops. The only thing missing are legwarmers and heart-shaped sunglasses.
@ Jeff Macauley you must be on SJP’s team or you designed that long sleeved beach cover-up hot mess that she’s trying to pass off as a dress.
It’s funny to see that bag o’ bones Nicole on her tippy-toes posing with the Crypt Keeper.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Not digging this first Kelly Osbourne and now Nicole Richie fad of slightly lavender hair. I love weird colors, and have had several myself -- but that shade isn't working. It's not-quite lavender, not-quite dishwater grey, or that it's halfway washed out.

SJP's dress looks like it had a midriff part she didn't like or it got damaged, so she moved the skirt up at last minute.

Solange Knowles looks straight off the Cosby Show, where she played the love interest of Theo Huxtable.