Thursday, April 03, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Mariah Carey sets the new standard when it comes to umbrella holders.

Melanie Griffith 7 months early for Thanksgiving.
Minka Kelly out grocery shopping.
Marilyn Monroe getting serious about fitness.
Nicole Richie from her Paper magazine shoot.
Orlando Bloom got his star while Flynn tried to make his escape to the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
Aaron Paul running through that Breaking Bad money.
Vanessa Paradis looks great.
Anna Wintour dodging questions last night.

46 comments:

Violet said...

Mariah's looking, ummm, chunky. You know, in a goodish way, sort of.

erindipity said...

Mimi is looking chunky!

erindipity said...

Jinx, Violet! Lol

Feedly said...

Marilyn was pretty fit in her heyday, she just always had a more robust figure. Grinds my gears when people call her fat - I'm looking at you, Elizabeth Hurley!

auntliddy said...

She looks like she always does, like an inflated human sized blow up doll.

Seven of Eleven said...

Aaron Paul is buying an extra belgian waffle make for the person who says "<3 Aaron Paul!" the most in the comments. :b

What is Nicole wearing and why is she on a swingset with Uncle Fester?

Melanie looks... not as bad as she has lately?

sandybrook said...

We all agree Mimi needs a moomoo!
I wonder if Anna cares that no one likes her for putting KTrash on Vogue's cover?

Jessi said...

Does Vanessa really look great? I don't know, I think that;s up for debate. I hate her haircut.

Sugar said...

<3 Aaron Paul! Dibs!

Sugar said...

Agree Jessi. I thought that too.

Where is Banana Wintour?

NaughtyNurse said...

Whoa. Mariah Carey has some weirdly distributed bloat. She looks like Lil Kim there!

Love the Marilyn Monroe photo.

The Dude said...

I'll bet we see a Mimi in a bikini pic soon, always happens when a real picture gets out.

LottaColada said...

Mimi has more help getting around daily than Betty White.

Those stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame are such a joke now.

Harry Knuckles said...

Mariah has been scarfing the Ferrero Rochers again ... don't blame her, I love them too. And Toblerone bars. Wonder if Nick likes climbing on all that blubber? I would.

Wonder how many guys have got the Herp from Minka. Bet it's in the dozens.

Pretty sure JFK and his brother RFK had Marilyn whacked. She was getting pretty unstable and could do some real damage to the Presidency.

Nicole Richie is the poster girl for "No Talent Required".

Have always liked Vanessa Paradis. There is a great video of Sugar Loaf's "Green Eyed Lady" on Youtube that features Vanessa. I'll link it the next time she comes up in the Randoms.

I think ol' Anna might have jumped the shark by putting KPig and Kanyeangelo on the cover of Vogue. The stunt did indeed bring attention, but not the good kind. She's pretty much made herself a laughing stock and further diminished the status of the magazine as the leading word on lady clothes. Way-to-go stupid.

crila16 said...

-Love Mimi. Such a diva.

-Why is Orlando getting a Star??? They seem to give them out like candy now-a-days.

-Vanessa looks fantastic.


Count Jerkula said...

Minka

Chick with the hot ass in the Paul pic

Paradis

Renoblondee said...

I also hate it when people call Marilyn fat @Feedly. She was in fact tiny mostly, just got a little too curvy when she was having her bad pill and booze problems. But you can see in her final film she had slimmed back down to normal. I also hate when people say "Marilyn was a size 14". No she was not. Sizing then was different. She was more like a 4-6. Rant over.

Hegg said...

MiMi looks very bloated. Hope it's a sing that she is back on her meds and isn't just champagne and peanut butter bloat.
Aaron Paul, poor thang is such a sucker. She will leave him if he doesn't get better paying work in the next 2.5 years.

lazyday603 said...

Nobody in the 1950's was serious about fitness except Jack LaLanne. Everybody else lit up a smoke & mixed an Old Fashioned and watched Lallane's TV show. That's what passed for exercise.

Principessa Marina said...

Mariah Carey is FAT and has been for a long time. She doesn't seem to realize it though. So props for a healthy body image despite the reality.

Brenda L said...

@LazyDay....that's not true! They had those machines with the belt you put around you and then got jiggled to death!

Turkish Taffy said...

Vanessa Paradis=Oh La La!!!!

Dena said...

Mariah's head is reminiscent of The Family Circus kids.

Ri said...

Why in the world is Orlando getting a star?! For playing a blond hot elf about 28 years ago?

portlandjewel said...

Mariah looks like she's taking prednisone, I take it and I swear my fave has become GIANT!

Tina Mallette said...

AW dodging questions like did Kanye make that coat?

Tina Mallette said...

You pay price you get star, da.

I think it costs $15,000?

Well this is why I don't like when people make fat comments because I have known people on steroids for auto immune conditions or chemo and they can't help it- they get what they call moon face and they will get bloated even if they can't even hold food down.

#Gitit said...

Mariah...what happened?

La Minette Grincheuse said...

Is Mimi the one who's been hiding after bad plastic surgery? She sure looks weird there in her chin, even if she is a little chunkier. Hmmm....

Leekalicious said...

Wow, is Mariah pregnant?

Principessa Marina said...

I studied up on the Hollywood star thing, I think it's a multi-step process. First, somebody has to nominate the person. Then the person has to be selected and offered the star. The person then has to accept, pay something like $10,000 and agree to show up in person for the ceremony.

I'll go check after I post this...

Principessa Marina said...

OK ... I had it mostly right. Except it costs $30,000!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Walk_of_Fame#Nomination_process

[quote]

Each year an average of 200 nominations are submitted to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Walk of Fame Selection Committee. Anyone, including fans, can nominate anyone active in the field of entertainment as long as the nominee or his or her management approves the nomination (a letter of agreement from the nominated celebrity or representative must accompany the application). Nominees must have a minimum of five years' experience in the category for which they are nominated and a history of "charitable contributions". Posthumous nominees must have been deceased at least five years. At a meeting each June, the committee selects approximately 20 celebrities to receive stars on the Walk of Fame during the following year. One posthumous award is given each year as well. The nominations of those not selected are rolled over to the following year for reconsideration; those not selected two years in a row are dropped, and must be renominated to receive further consideration. Living recipients must agree to personally attend a presentation ceremony within five years of selection. A relative of deceased recipients must attend posthumous presentations. Presentation ceremonies are open to the public.

A fee ($30,000 as of 2012), payable at time of selection, is collected to pay for the creation and installation of the star, as well as general maintenance of the Walk of Fame. The fee is usually paid by the nominating organization, which may be a fan club, or a film studio, record company, broadcaster, or other sponsor involved with the prospective honoree. The Starz cable network, for example, paid for Dennis Hopper's star as part of the promotion for its series Crash. It was unveiled in March 2010 shortly before Hopper's death.

Numerous major entertainment figures and legendary show business acts are not included on the Walk of Fame for a variety of reasons. Some, such as Julia Roberts and Clint Eastwood, have declined to participate; nominations cannot proceed without the nominee's consent. Others, such as George Clooney and John Denver, were nominated but would not agree to the mandatory personal appearance at the unveiling ceremony. Others have simply never been nominated, or do not have a nominator willing or able to pay the selection fee, or have less than the required five years' minimum involvement in their designated field. Others are merely victims of selection constraints and probability; only about 10% of nominees are selected each year.

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Anotheramy said...

Looks like bloat and bad camera angle to me on Mimi. Did you catch Nick telling Howard Stern over and over how great their sex life is? The kiss of death.

Erik said...

Leave Aaron Paul alone!

Erik said...

Jack LaLanne is awesome! Way ahead of his time.

Leekalicious said...

@Erik
Jack LaLanne ruled! He passed away a couple of yrs ago, I think.

Erik said...

@Leek yeah, he was 96. I thought he was gonna live forever!

Aoife said...

I was going to post anyone can buy themselves a star but y'all got that covered.

Mariah really looks bloated.

I don't get why that Prada wearing woman would want to destroy her brand.

Rose Lizenberg said...

Is Mooriah pregnant again or is that champagne bloat?

Sabrina said...

Another Minka picture? Is there a big blind item around about her to justify all those Minka photos?

Stepforded said...

Vanessa Paradis DOES look great! She's gorgeous.

The Marilyn picture reminds me of something I saw something on TV the other night ... something about how they're bringing old Hollywood stars into commercials but there's a huge outcry about it. Sorry, a bit vague as I didn't watch it properly. It sounded interesting though.

I so want Melanie's lovely skinny legs ...

Stepforded said...

+ reality "stars" are not eligible. Kim Kartrashian desperately wants one and has tried to get the rules overturned just for her, but it ain't happenin'

Stepforded said...

Seeing the picture of Orlando Bloom just reminded me ... a couple of the Oscars awarded for The Lord of the Rings were burnt to death in a massive warehouse fire in Wellington today. Sad :-(

PotPourri said...

Melanie Griffith plays Scottie Caan's mother on Hawaii 5-0. Her upclose shots are sad, really sad.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Mariah didn't look that bloated in her Breakfast Club interview or her valentine's day pics. Anyway, all that is champagne bloat, too many Godiva chocolates and other poor food choices. The lady runs through bottles of champagne. As long as she can lose enough weight to squeeze into one of her dresses by Christmas, she'll be fine.

cowbulls said...

It's a shame that Jeter fouled Minka. She has a built for sexual satisfaction body.