Friday, April 04, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Alicia Quarles fondles Rosario Dawson's breast.

Selena Gomez doing her best to make the jumpsuit take off. I'm not a fan.
Stacy Keibler out showing off her baby bump for the paps.
Tracy Anderson makes Britney Spears look like a superstar when it comes to fashion.
Taylor Swift hangs out with Karlie Kloss. It's strange how Taylor Swift keeps collecting people like this.
Vincent Piazza filming Boardwalk Empire.
Will Arnett and Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
William Shatner rides Spock.
Zoe Saldana and her husband in Milan.

46 comments:

headrot said...

Love keiblers sweater

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Seems like Taylor is really trying hard to be seen with grown up lady friends.

Seven of Eleven said...

I have a vague idea of who Tracy Anderson is (Goopy trainer?) but even her tot is horrified by that outfit and side boob.

Will Arnett looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Maybe hero in quarter shell?

LottaColada said...

Chick in the first pic has some big shoes to fill. Literally.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Swifty is merging into Klossy

Shatner on a horsey! Only way I'd love it more would be he were tandem riding with Henry Rollins. SHATTASTIC!

Arnett derp face

Tracey Anderson looks like every other soccer mom I saw in Newport Beach today, nothing new. Time to upgrade to Lulu girl, get those titties under control! I love yoga pants but jayzus

TalksTooMuch said...

That's right, Taylor, uteruses before dudereruses.

Wigs!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Hey lady!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

This is overall a very disturbing set of photos.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Lady H, I think Swift is one of those people who morphs into the friends/boyfriends she's around. She is going through a Kloss/Lorde phase.

Remember when she was with the Kennedy kid and did the whole 60s, Camelot thing?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Arnett and Fox, now There's an Oscar caliber performance... Too bad no one will see it over 3 feet tall.
Now that the Keib is married she gets to cover her pudenda....at least til the unveiling.
Swift is looking smaller there, do her new friends have a height requirement?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Its nice that Alicia is vigilant in checking for lumps, I'm sure Rosario appreciates it.

NapAssasin said...

And loves borrowing her Nana's pocketbook for special outings. Does she get her accessories from an estate sale?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yeah...she went all hipster during her Mayer/Gyllenho phase as well. She's definitely a little style sponge but this resemblance is getting spoooooky! Missed you on here the past couple days, @Wiglet!

Cleodacat said...

At least Tracy Anderson is wearing a bra and am I the only one that thinks Saldana's guy is kinda hot?

Altagracia CD said...

I love Zoe Saldana on those boots, she is so sexy,so chic, Bradley Creeper lost great women there , now he is dating that child that looks like Justin bieber with long hair

Jacq said...

Even Anderson's kid is shielding his/her eyes

Altagracia CD said...

Looking at zoe with those boots bring me this songinto my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

sugarbread maker said...

Vanity fair website had a Taylor Swift bff. Tracker on it a few weeks ago. I think they were the first ones to call her out on her friend collecting .

Renoblondee said...

Anderson makes me stabby. That's not fitness, that's not eating.

Count Jerkula said...

Gomez

Fox

Swift/Kloss

JenSacks said...

Will Arnett's in 7th heaven standing next to Meg-pie.

urban chaos said...

Anderson is the definition of lipstick on a pig- she thinks she's 'cool' like her celeb friends but she's gross

smell me said...

i really want to be friends with selena gomez, and i haven't a clue why. same age, same industry, and we live in the sfv. y must life b so harddd :'( #butseriously

Jessie said...

Swifty is like a less awesome Kloss.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Smell me! You should start your trek to becoming Selena's new BFF! I hear there are at least two positions that became available after a recent trip to Vegas! I would start by tracking down her drug dealers in Calabasas and BFFing them first. They will lead you straight to her. The code words are Klondike MV! Keep us posts and be safe! <3

Sherry said...

Tracy Anderson has a boy body. When some women work out so hard they loose that feminine look and of course have to resort to fake boobs because they have no body fat.

Alicia's shoes are too big for her indeed.

I have a good/bad audition story about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Talk about screwing up a possible chance at the big time. Alas the Gods of fame conspired against me by putting a sand storm and a peacock with s death wish in my path, neither of which were/are common to NC.

Shattastic!! My word for the day. Awesome LadyH.

Jessi said...

i don't know who Tracy Anderson. Should I? I could look her up, but nah.

Selena's outfit is horrific!

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're welcome, @Sherry! I miss him on everything, Shattastic was how McHale used to segue into Shatner's old talk show clips. I miss Tony's Danzitions too.

Harry Knuckles said...

Enty doesn't like Selena's jumpsuit. Enty needs to shut the fuck up. Selena looks terrific.

Tracy Anderson, on the other hand, is ugly as shit. This is a girl that genuinely needs to go around with a bag on her head ... two bags, in case the first one breaks.

Taylor seems to live for the photo op. It's a big part of her success, but it just seems to consume her. I've always liked her overbite though. She's a very pretty girl. And I would like to fuck Karlie Kloss until my dick turned blue.

di butler said...

She needs some real friends, and some truthy reality bombs. If you have those, you'd make a good friend. Unfortunately, unless you validate her current mental gymnastics and hobbies, you might not get considered. Pretty girl, low self esteem, with crap child actor foundation. I hope she goes away to college in some foreign country and learns to bake bread or something. Taking Demi L with her. They'd be much, much happier, in the end.

megan00m said...

I feel bad for that horse. He already has one ass...

LowKey said...

Danzitions were the best!

Sherry said...

@Harry Knuckles, for some reason Karly looks like one of the worms in the "Men In Black" movies in that picture. NOT a good shot at all.

Di-Who are you talking about?

Lady Heisenberg said...

HOMIE LOW KEY IS HERE!!!! DANCE TIME

I saved this just for you!!!!
<3 <3 <3

MrWolf said...

Taylor doesn't morph into her friends. She morphs into the people she's dating.

Girls like Taylor don't stay single. I'd bet almost anything that Karlie's her girl.

audrey said...

Swifty has the worst taste in purses. They are just freaking awful.

LowKey said...

I was all set to watch, Lady, but it said "For Mature Audiences Only" so I had to stop.

Leekalicious said...

@Jessi
I believe that Tracy is the latest personal trainer of the GOOP/Cameron Diaz set.

I didn't know Tracy had a child - she must have popped it out between sets!

PJ said...

I really wonder if Kiebler's husband has caught on to her pre-marital goings on with her ex yet and is going to ask for a DNA test the second that kid is born. I mean, Geoff Stults was by her own admission the love of her life and "one that got away." She and Pobre have very similar coloring and features, so if the baby is born with light eyes and a square chin (lol) I guess we'll know whose it is! I really can't believe her motivations and behavior are that devious & dirty...(If the stories are true.) Sad.

Stepforded said...

I think Alicia Quarles is a real asset to E! - I know her patch is New York, but I'd like to see her anchor one of their shows.

Tracy Anderson is mother to two kids - one in their teens, and this one. She split from her husband recently. She reminds me of that sourpuss Joyce, the ever-present make-up artist for the Katrashians.

Harlow17 said...

tracy anderson looks like she has bulimia jaw

hunter said...

I really don't think "bulimia jaw" is a thing.

Sprink said...

Will someone please remind me who Klondike is! I know it originated from autocorrect, possibly Charlie's?

Sprink said...

My kingdom for a Search Blog function...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sprink, Klondike = JLo.

Sprink said...

Bless you, Kristin. I knew it was a good one.