Friday, April 04, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

Kelly Osbourne has looked a little worse for wear the past couple of months since her split.

Blossom goes for the glasses look at an event last night.
Hello Minnie Driver.
Another day another Nikki Reed walking around LA photo.
Aaron Paul waiting for his lunch meeting.
Peter Dinklage and his family in NYC.
Shakira showing off her taste in bras to an appreciative
Blake Shelton and Adam Levine.
Carson Daly tried to cover his appreciation.

55 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Taking a break from the LensCrafters Witch Hunt™, Amy Farrah Fowler can rock the rims.

<3 Minnie Driver forever.

Aaron Paul: Where's my belgian waffle, @Sugar Betch?!

I didn't realize Adam Levine was ... vertically challenged?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Adam Levine is 4'2"?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dammit it WAS fucking Kelly in Blind 7/8 and I deleted it! SMFH. Dammit Kelly! Thanks for making that up to me with my Pinkboo, Enty! Perfect Friday prezzie to Heisenberg!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

What is this LensCrafters crusade you've been on?

Adam Levine is like a little Shetland pony.

sugarbread maker said...

Nicki Reed has replaced mink a gyming-kelly??

CocoaBeachBunny said...

No, he's 5'11" and it's Blake Shelton who's tall: 6'5"

Leekalicious said...

OMG Minnie looks amazeballs!!! Baby Dinklage is adorbs.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dinklage pushing a baby carriage just have me the warm & fuzzies! So cutie!!!!

sugarbread maker said...

I would make him a lemon Belgium waffle if he called me bitch in bed all night , the night before. Or a nice bourbon peach waffle.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristin, apparently my LensCrafters joke about all the celebs who are suddenly sporting black framed specs is actually a poorly disguised witch hunt. At least that's what I'm told.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I believe Blake is 6'5, internet varies on Adam, but yeah 5'11''... with two inchish lifts MAYBE. But Blake is towering over him lol

Erik said...

Minnie looks great.

Tyrion is cool.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Hey, @Lady H! Glad you're back :-)

Steampunk Jazz said...

Dangit, it Was Kelly...
Damn,Minnie. Show yourself!
Dress Carson in vestments and he could follow the Pope. Such a weird guy.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Seven, makes complete sense. (whaaaa?)

parissucksliterally said...

Minnie Driver looks fabulous.

If you are only going to comment it is their "daily pap shot", why do you post pics of Nikki Reed, Emmy Rossum, and the rest of the people you make the same comment about?

Count Jerkula said...

Shakira

Reed

I'm stumped here. Hate Minnie, Kelly and Blossom. I guess Minnie would be my 3rd choice, doggy or reverse cowgirl, and her panties would be wadded up and stuffed in her mouth.

JoElla said...

I thought Adam was much taller then that? I was actually shocked that Carson is as tall as he is!

Tina Mallette said...

Blake is 6 foot 5?????? I never knew that.

Renoblondee said...

That's what I was wondering. Thanks.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

@Seven, I love you more than a lot of things, but the LensCrafters joke was getting old, that's all.

You're still purrty cool tho.

headrot said...

didnt we suspect kelly as the answer to a blind earlier? her popping up then in the pics seems a little telling.

urban chaos said...

Minnie is fab!! Love her!

Steampunk Jazz said...

I call BS on Adam being 5'11. He's, at best, 5'9. Short men have tricks to look taller and he uses every one. His rationale with Blake, Everyone looks small in comparison. ( short daddy,tall mom) ;-)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hey @Cocoa!!!! Where is the sun today? It's fucking Friday! Oh you betches can't get rid of Heisenberg because rumor has it that Lady H is a TROLL!!!! Remember?!

Sherry said...

How funny I went and looked up Adam and he says he 6'! Wow talk about embellishing.
However, he looks to be tucking to the right and may be giving the Hammbone some competition. Sorry kids, I so would!

Little Girl Dinklage is getting bigger and is such a cutie pie. Look how she has her little dolly. Collective Ahhh everyone.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yep @ Jazz! I love both of these men, but it was so funny when NPH and Craig Ferguson were both very obviously wearing lifted shoes during a taping a few months back. I was with my short male friend who was super jelly and determined to figure out their shoe brands lol

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yup. You can take that win, Jazz since I deleted it like a dum dum. That's what I get for second guessing my gut instinct though.

califblondy said...

Minnie Driver's new show is kinda cute. Of course, the minute I get attached, it will be cancelled.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

It's sunny where I am, Lady H. :-)

Harry Knuckles said...

Kelly Osbourne will never be anything but a joke. She's got tattoos on her feet for fuck's sake.

Minnie and her muff. And her tits too. Let's not forget her tits.

Aaron Paul has genital warts.

Apparently Dinklage can be a little short with people.

Shakira getting a little sun.

headrot said...

whats wrong with feet tattoos?

Scarlett Drawl said...

Adam looks so tiny!

Lady Heisenberg said...

I was just in Newport earlier, it was cloudy. (*ducks from everyone actually in shitty weather, sorry*). What game are you seeing again this weekend?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Headrot, Harry hates tats, that are a mark of trash of all colors.

Count Jerkula said...

Here are some Shakira gifs for ya, Harry. SFW :(

Shakira

Working a speaker

Wigglin that dumper

GatorGirl said...

Minnie Driver? Is it a midget? No it's Minnie Driver! Love abfab

CocoaBeachBunny said...

I was only in Anaheim last week for Sweet Sixteen and Elite Eight games. Oh, and the La Habra earthquake.

Harry Knuckles said...

headrot, I really don't like tats on girls. I just don't. They mar the view, if you know what I mean. Don't mind them on guys, really couldn't care less. Just not on girls.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks for that Count. The second one especially. She's just flat out air fucking in that one!

mooshki said...

@parissucksliterally If Enty didn't post their pictures daily there wouldn't be enough choices for Jerkula's fuck lists. And we couldn't have that.

Count Jerkula said...

Actually, Moo, it was the repetition that bored me with it for a while. There has been some fresh poontang in the pics that has re ignited my interest.

Rossum is a solid throw in on the lists, to avoid putting nargs and twunts on it. Screen caps of her creamy white cans and dumper are all over the net, so you know what you are in for. Only thing that could ruin it is a pair of thick, chewy piss flaps.

headrot said...

@harry makes sense

Snapdragon said...

For a split second I thought Miss Mayim was Rachel Maddow. Not a criticism!

Sherry said...

Snap..That's who Mayim reminded me of at first too but I couldn't put my finger on it. Good eye.

Stepforded said...

I wish they'd fire Kelly and get someone who actually knows about fashion on Fashion Police. Give the $400k she "earns" each year to someone far nicer and more deserving! They've had a few fill-ins for Giuliana who could do the job better than Kelly does ... Kimorra Lee Simmons is the obvious choice (but probably wouldn't want to share the limelight).

ecua said...

@Seven-at least you're not obsessing over what was said about it.

Seven of Eleven said...

Totally! Googling Allrecipes for boiling bunnies isn't helping, though. :/

Alita said...

Sigh. I'm only absent a little bit, and discover that we've moved on from critiquing @TTM's CDaN contribution, to appraising @Seven's jokes for originality, frequency of use, and subtext.

I do want to join in - @Seven, if there is an agreed scale and criteria sheet, can we share it on Google Docs with THE LIST? I wouldn't want to judge the calibre of your jokes to an inconsistent standard.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

I'm sorry, @Seven. :-((

Please don't boil me.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita

@CocoaBeachBunny

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Uhhh, just how much do you love your luggage, Seven? :-/

Alita, I like Seven. The criticism wasn't meant to be harsh.

Margaux said...

Hahahahaha Adam Levine should not stand next to Blake Shelton. Hahahahaha

Margaux said...

It makes the 'I'm a badass' leather jacket and sunglasses look ridiculous. More ridiculous. Hahahahahaha

Margaux said...

Look at his little skinny legs! Hahaha