Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Tori Spelling Started Filming A New Reality Show This Week

Tori Spelling figured out how to make money from Dean cheating on her. Film a reality show. Like most things with Tori, she will put making a buck above all other things. I think she pitched Lifetime that they would get to see her struggle with the decision whether to stay with Dean or not. I also think she is hoping that the six week commitment gets increased and that she can promote her new show with Jennie Garth and that there will be a whole lot more meh ness on the show than the producers think. Dean has been home from rehab for close to a month. The cheating where he was caught happened several months ago. Unless the cameras spot him sexting someone or talking to another woman on the phone I think this will be pretty boring. Are they going to stage fights for the cameras? I think what you are going to get is the same thing you always get with Tori reality shows. Her with her kids and her best friend as they talk about business and Dean running around calling her mama. They will probably pretend they don't have any money which isn't true. It will be fake reality just like all reality.

44 comments:

sandybrook said...

And this is no April Fool's joke either.

Burn Book said...

Sandybrook: CDAN's own personal April Fool.

Damian said...

Watching Tori & Dean is social suicide

Regina George said...

Please stop talking.

Bulldog Fart said...

Poot!

Burn Book said...

Tori Spelling: has a wonky boob job and an endless parade of children walking out of her vagina.

Leekalicious said...

I wonder is Dean is waiting patiently for Candy $pelling to pa$$ away. Maybe not, as I see she is only 68.

Cecilia00 said...

I'm not even sure his cheating on her wasn't manufactured for this very purpose. I smelled a rat months ago with this whole "scandal" - something just didn't ring true for me, and I have never wavered on it.

My personal opinion is that She needed in the tabloids and on the blogs to get a show, and she found a way to do just that.

Karen Smith said...

There's a 30% chance that this show is going to air!

Burn Book said...

Karen Smith: likes making out with her first cousin

Vera L- said...

This is a great picture of them. Kudos to the editor.

My DD and I are excited about the mystery girls show. #nerd

Janis Ian said...

D, let's watch The Breakfast Club tonight. Bring tacos.

Karen Smith said...

It's okay when it's your first cousin

Janis Ian said...

Karen is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.

Damian said...

Can I braid your hair?

Janis Ian said...

Ugh, no. Ask Cady.

Damian said...

Janis, she asked me how to spell orange.

Karen Smith said...

I think I've got it now! Ourangee! Did I get it?

TalksTooMuch said...

PleaseletthisbeanaprilfoolsthingandnotawholemonthlikeFebruary, pleaseletthisbeanaprilfoolsthingandnotawholemonthlikeFebruary, pleaseletthis

Leekalicious said...

My thoughts exactly TTM

Vera L- said...

sorry poodles, this is real

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/03/31/tori-spelling-to-show-marriage-woes-in-new-reality-show/7117999/

Ray Nicolet said...

Doesn't it go cousin, first cousin, second cousin anyways?

Janis Ian said...

Ray, your cousin is your first cousin.

Ray Nicolet said...

What happened during February?

TalksTooMuch said...

Valentine's Day, Ray! Hope it was awesome for you!

anda marie said...

The Kartrashians took over in Feb in the comments sections, because Enty decided Feb would be Kartrashian free for the month of Feb. Whoever does this has got major dedication. It must be nice not to have to work for a living.

auntliddy said...

Tori is trying to make a living. So if exposing her lameass cheating husband will do it, let the cameras roll. Hes gotta be good for something, lol. This is her world , be seen, stay in public eye at all costs. And if dean is waiting out Candy, good luck. She'll be buried with that money rather than give her rival, Tori, a dime.

sugarbread maker said...

I like the mean girls trolls. Backs slowly away.

sugarbread maker said...

Yeah she will just leave it to Randy

auntliddy said...

Suge-and it wont be hard because he's so far up her ass, they'll have to surgically remove him when she dies. And then just hand him the money.

crila16 said...

Why was young photo of Renee Russo's face photoshopped in with Dean? That doesn't look like Tori at all.

Wen said...

Holy crap! That's a lot of PhotoShop.

discoflux said...

I hate myself for saying this, but... Dean looks hot in that picture.

Gretchen Weiners said...

Okay, you did not just say that.

boomom22 said...

Seriously....YAWN.

umop 3pisdn said...

She is her own Aprils Fools joke

Ri said...

Those poor poor kids! Sads! And really, Tori? You cheated on your then husband with your now husband who cheated on his then wife with you, his now wife (bare with me, I have a point)... so, what did you expect?! A now faithful husband?! Dumbass! Those poor poor kids :(

Seven of Eleven said...

Documenting your conscious decoupling is so middle class. I bet Candy's horrified.

feraltart said...

It's April 2nd in the Southern Hemisphere. No commitment to trolling half the world.

Count Jerkula said...

Is it about her training for the Kentucky Derby? I was thinking of betting a trifecta box w/ her, SJP and Beff Stern. I hope Beetlejuice is Beff's jockey.

Lux said...

@Count Lmao!!

Do we really need to watch these two having couples therapy sessions? Tori is one ugly crier. I wonder how many prepaid burner phones Dean has?

rikkitikkitavi said...

no doubt. those girls are off to the races. the real travesty is all of their whack ass implants. refund gap? hello, this bitch got those wonky ass tits when she was still under her dads care? "proportional" isnt just something your surgeon tells you.

Stepforded said...

Actually, I think they are still struggling financially. He was pictured at some discount supermarket store buying toilet paper and other bits and pieces; and she was photographed a few days later with a young guy, carrying bags of stuff which someone intimated was for staging her home, for filming this new venture.

Tori has always been a huge spender, not a saver, and when her various TV shows, and HSN line, dried up, she didn't stop doing what she'd always done. Hence why she's now in this big pickle.

I've said it once and will say it again - she should never have sold that first home she and Dean bought when they returned to Los Angeles after the lease was up on that B&B / Inn they were running. That home was lovely - they spent a small fortune doing it up to make it perfect, and it had more than enough bedrooms for all her family.

littlejenny said...

Do we really believe that she gets nothing from her mother? Really? Please. They use that stunt to stay relevant. Both of them.