Saturday, April 12, 2014

Which Actress Still Has A Career

I'm sure someone saw this trio together and thought t themselves that if you had taken the photo a decade ago, it would have been a pretty relevant photo. Katie Holmes looks great, but her career is not so great. I blame Tom Cruise for yanking her away from a good roll she was on. Jessica Biel has dropped like a stone in the past decade and I'm not even sure how Kate Bosworth is still even floating. Who still has a career?

39 comments:

Ray Nicolet said...

The photographer

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

#teamray

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Candyland said...

Good one, Ray!

Sillygurl said...

Ray wins! Can't stop laughing at how on point that comment is!

Leekalicious said...

Bahahaha@Ray!!!!

Nutty_Flavor said...

At least Holmes and Biel got decent settlements. (Holmes = past, Biel = future.) What's Bosworth going to get from Michael Polish? She should have stuck with Chris Martin. He's got some dough, or at least has whatever Goop can't get her slender hands on.

childeroland said...

Holmes has a TV show this fall, we'll see how that goes. Biel was never going to have a career -- she was Megan Fox before Megan Fox. Once a hotter girl came along, she was done. Plus, the film Next was her chance to break out, and it flopped. Bosworth got ruined by Superman Returns.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Ray!

The Bos girl looks like a younger Nicole Kidman!

Count Jerkula said...

Biel still got dat ass going for her, that is more than the other 2 have.

TalksTooMuch said...

Never underestimate the power of dat ass. See: Jax Teller

Seven of Eleven said...

@TTM, if you insist! (NSFW)

I mean, really! (NSFW)

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh Seven, I hoped, so hoped you were gonna see that...Thank you!!!

NaughtyNurse said...

Katie will still have a career, because she actually wants to work. She'll do theater or tv. Kate just wants to be seen, and Jessica's husband has more money than god, so she will call shopping her work.

Seven of Eleven said...

You're welcome, @TTM!

TalksTooMuch said...

MY GOD SEVEN! That actually took my breath away

Leekalicious said...

@Seven I put my best glasses on for that one. That's some fine construction there.

auntliddy said...

I really dont think Biel cares about her career. I think she's perfectly happy doing what she does-being the handywife, posing for paps at events, walking her dogs and whatever else she does. Katie will be fine, she has all the good will of people who love her for getting free of tom and people who love her from dawsons creek. The other chick, idk.

Sarah said...

Seven, every time I think I can't like you any more than I do, you pull out a reference I can't resist or gif gold .

Sarah said...

They're all just floating like turds

Sarah said...

I have to wonder if Bosworth is upset with herself for locking it down with that C list director right before Chris Martin shook off the Goop.
I tend to believe Kate would have given Alexa some competition, she was kind of stalkery over Skaarsgard

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, thanks @ Sarah! Some Jax candy for you!

Countess Eden said...

Ray got it! Dammit Ray!

I love Katie Holmes. She is a hands on mama. She can pull off those cute smirks at any age. Hope she goes on to really succeed!

I've never liked Biel, she's so hideous. I don't see the attraction at all. Bosworth is gorgeous, but needs 15 pounds.

texas rose said...

Nutty - I assume Bos will eventually get an std from Polish.

Sandy said...

They're all aging and none of them have been able to hold interest for any length of time, other than being the appendages of famous men (b oy, Bosworth did herself a disservice when she let Bloom AND Skarsgard slip away). Complete zeros who were once lucky, have no real talent, and are now edged out by younger, sometimes more talented actresses.

Habibti said...

Even though hugely unpopular these days...Nicole Kidman is a very good actress.
Those other two are only relevant because of who they married. No real acting talent there just pure luck.

Principessa Marina said...

I saw Jessica Biel on TV about a year ago in some PBS style mystery story. I didn't know who she was, and she was WONDERFUL in the role. She can act!

Then again, I don't see it on her IMDB bio so maybe it was someone else!

texas rose said...

Jessica may be able to act but I still think the two best scenes she has ever filmed are the pool scene in the beginning of 'Summer Catch' and these boobs are real scene in 'I now pronounce you chuck and larry'.

Henriette said...

Ray is right except the photographer wasted his time taking this pic.

Krissie said...

Bosworth is still "the girl from 'Blue Crush'" and that movie is like 12 years old. She never had a career. Katie ruined her image with all those shenanigans with Tommy and will probably never recover from the stigma,she may have left him but most people still think she's a nut. Last I heard Jessica was mostly retiring from movies to be a professional wife to Timberlake and will probably spend their entire marriage shopping and going to parties. She is in the best position of the three IMO.

Renoblondee said...

Biel is a horrific actor. I don't like any of those three.

headrot said...

busworth looks like granny freeze there.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I had some hate for Kate because she was constantly calling the paps while with Skarsgard, and he looked ultra pissed and deer in the headlights most of the time.
I do respect her hussling now, she hasnt done anything of value (besides hot dudes) in a decade and still gets paid for appearances, how does that happen? She was even picked to design for Topshop, when she doesnt even pick her own clothes, she has a stylist for that. No clue how she pulls if of everytime but apparantly it works. Guess its her focus shifting from acting to fashion that keeps her relevant. And of course her fashionista weight..

Dont think Katie will ever be taken serious again because of Tom and Jessica.. She did more (popular) movies than Bosworth, is married to a more famous dude and is still irrelevant..

Courtney Madison said...

That's Kate Bosworth. I thought it was Nicole Kidman too at first.

Lisa said...

"a good roll she was on"? We're not talking dinner rolls here, Enty. "a good role she had" works a bit better.

cowbulls said...

Biel has one of the sexiest body in history so that's quite a career. Her a$$ is THE best in history and the rest of her body is elite.

sugarbread maker said...

Dlisted. Called them basic bitches. Accurate hurts ya'll.

sugarbread maker said...

No bosworth got ruined by goop.

sugarbread maker said...

Also orly split from Miranda 1 month after Kate wedding. They all share same publicist. Kate Alex orly. I think orly timed his split so Kate couldn't back out of her wedding to creepy mccreepster. He has been dodging her for years.

di butler said...

Ray got it in one word.