Monday, April 14, 2014

Your Turn

Kate Upton says that she wishes she had smaller breasts. Do you think she means it? Do you think she would ever do anything about it?

71 comments:

Sarah said...

I have triple Ds, and I am small but curvy . I often wish I was more willowy with small breasts.
Kate won't downsize , because it's what she's known for, and her current pair fit her frame.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LIES!!!!!!! Upton is FULL OF SHIT. My boobs drive me insane & hurt my back too but I wouldn't give these golden globes up for shit!!! If she wasn't already filthy rich, maybe she would appreciate that her titties= her career

Violet said...

First world problems. Err in any case she wouldn't have much of a career without them would she?

parissucksliterally said...

Her tits ARE her career, but I can understand she sees how women with smaller ones can run easier,and wear certain clothes without looking trashy...big boobs are very pretty, but in everyday life, they have to be a big pain! I like my B's. :)

AKM said...

I'd definitely like smaller ones -- I'm a 40D -- but I don't want to mess with surgery. So, yeah, I believe her.

scarletscout said...

absolutely not. They're the reason why she got on the cover of Sports Illustrated to begin with. They've been her 'bread & butter.. Her Left One's Bread & Her Right One's Butter

Lady Heisenberg said...

You forgot about golf! Nothing funnier than stacked ladies trying to get in a good swing

califblondy said...

She needs those boobs. She may not like 'em, but she needs 'em.

FSP said...

I heart all boobies.

discoflux said...

34DDD here. I wish my back pain would become severe enough that I could get a reduction. I'd love to go back to just being a D cup. I haven't been able to wear cute little sundresses since the late 90s.

That being said... boy do I love the power I wield with these things, tough. I pretty much never wait for a drink at a bar with a male bartender.

hollywood dime said...

She needs them to distract us from the fact that she's shaped like a refrigerator box.

Harry Knuckles said...

You ladies are making me crazy talking about your big tits. Here's Kate's.

anda marie said...

If she were over a D cup I could believe this, but she's not. She's made her career off being curvy & those boobs, like JHo & her butt.

Lady Heisenberg said...

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TITTAYZ BOUNCE!!

pegd said...

I believe her. Mine were too big and I did do something and have never regretted it. I know several other women who also had surgery and they don't regret it either. In fact, the only regrets were that the doctors didn't make them smaller.

OneEyeCharlie said...

God, I hope so. Nothing worse than full, creamy breasts. Especially if they have a smattering of freckles. Simply awful!

Violet said...

If it's any help to you Harry there's not much to see over here.

Moni said...

I am a 32E, natural, and I hate it. They're down south, esp post baby, bras that support well for that size cost a fortune, I'm petite everywhere else but have to wear large shirts that then are baggy. No cute string bikinis or strappy tops. I hate it. It's not the easiest on my bad back either (heavy).

Tina Mallette said...

smaller boobs mean you can do high fashion

T. E. Cuz said...
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Tina Mallette said...

that said she is probably too old to pursue that line of fashion at this stage anyway and now she is known for swimsuit/lingerie and there she will stay I'd guess

T. E. Cuz said...

echo @dime

if she got smalled boobs, she would have to lose her flabby gut and maybe actually get in shape.

i like my b-cups and while i don't have cleavage, i can actually wear plunging necklines and not look soft/porny. sternum > cleavage
(i deleted mine to edit it)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh SNAP @dime!!!!

Harry Knuckles said...

I'll be the judge of that, Violet. Send me a selfie.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I'm only a 34D. It's definitely more on the manageable side size-wise but still causes me back pain. Either way, she's lying if she says she hates them.

Nosy_Canuck said...

I had mine reduced a few years ago and it was the best thing I ever did. For those of us who have/had a need for it, it's definitely something to wish for. Given her situation and career there is no way she means what she says.

JSierra said...

She really doesn't have the best body shape, now that I am looking at her pictures. I would hop my boobies off in a heartbeat. I've had big boobs since I was in 5th grade, I'm definitely ready for a small C.

hairydawg said...

@ Moni. Thank you for sharing (How do you send a friend reguest on here?)

Renoblondee said...

DD here and I love mine. She lies.

Susan said...

I don't know. A few broads I know had breast reductions and they said it was the best thing they've ever done. But this Kate Upton makes her dollas from her boobies, so she should probably cash in and then get it taken care of.

My 112 pound B-cup self does not understand this situation. But Ds sound painful. Yikes!

texas rose said...

Maybe when she is out of her peak earning years and has hooked a rich husband she might get them downsized a little. Probably would look and feel better also since they will be hanging down to her waist when she hits her 40s.

Countess Eden said...

It's totally her calling card. She'd be a yacht girl if she downsized. She has a weird waistline. Boobs up gorgeous, legs down great...but midsection is sumpin else. I agree w parissucks

texas rose said...

Wow - I made a comment one time about how she is close to being a plus sized model and everyone jumped down my throat. I guess timing is everything.

Its just U said...

Well, I have 36G's. All natural and still high up where they should be, but damn if they don't hurt like a mofo. There are days when I would happily hack them off to wear a beautiful simple dress.
But I'm like Disco. They are my power. My (not so) secret weapons and I love every bit of them.
Kate probably meant it when she said it, but maybe not all the time.

bbhood said...

She should shrink them so they would match her disgustingly untoned and flat ass!

FearN said...

Wow, y'all hating on her body hard. She looks totally fine to me.

Sherry said...

What she said was she wished she could remove them with velcro at times. I think she does know they earn her $ but truly if she wanted to do high fashion larger breasts are a hindrance.

I used to be a lovely 34C but age and a little weight has increased the girls exponentially (36DDD). What I wouldn't give to have them that manageable size again.

I've also known women who've had a reduction and no one has ever been sorry they did it. Losing the ruts in your shoulders where your bra digs in would be a dream come true.

IJU..You're a lovely girl but that G would be too much for me. Glad you're embracing them and I hope you're using them for good and not evil! LOL

rajahcat said...

maybe when she gets older and needs a lift she might downsize then

she's going to need it later on I'd guess

Malibu Borebee said...

Her "dates" won't pay her nearly as much if she downsizes her tits.

SueRH said...

No, she's just looking for attention.

auntliddy said...

I totally believe her. I wld love smaller boobs!!

Tina Mallette said...

Some women hate their boobs for many reasons, wonder what the ratio of breast reductions to breast augmentations are....and many women have small boobs and are quite content with them. After all men were chasing models long before they started getting boob jobs.

I remember a girl getting her boobs reduced in senior year high school, long tine ago, she was a star athlete and her nickname was double bubble which she despised nor did she like the creepy attention of some males

hairydawg said...

this is my favorite thread ever

Renoblondee said...

I just read she said she sometimes wishes she were smaller so she could braless. This I totally get! Even though I adore mine, I've had that thought before.

Tina Mallette said...

texas rose that is because high fashion models need to be almost anorexic, tall and skinny with almost no curves

Victoria Secret models are curvier as a rule but just as skinny as most high fashion models and many have augmented boobs , because they have made a decision they want to do lingerie and swimweasr, there are very few that can successfully do both. Boobs and booty get in the way when you need to fit Size 0 or 2 sample sizes yet also be 5 foot 10.

I think Alessandra Ambrosio who is VS also does some high fashion runway work for example but not like a Coca Rocha but she probably makes just as much money if not more with all her endorsements etc.

MISCH said...

yes, I'm a 32 D too much for a small slender body.

Henriette said...

I'm a 44G, but I'm keeping them. Kate Upton is a porker trying to get out. As a fellow porker, there's nothing wrong with that but sooner or later her natural largeness is going come out.

Lady Heisenberg said...

This thread reminds me of THIS amazing moment of cinema history

crila16 said...

Yes...I do think she means it. They get in the way, you ALWAYS have to wear a bra (and bras aren't always comfortable), you can't wear certain cute little tops, you can't hide them. You get mega stretch marks on them as you age and they start to sag.

At least a girl with small breasts can pad if she wants to be bigger one day...and if she wants to go bra-less the next day, she can. Small breasted women in a cute strappy sundress on a hot summers day is sexy. I'm not enormous, but I'm not small. I love mine. They're awesome.

Principessa Marina said...

I'm a 34DD and frankly I wish they were smaller. Not that I'm going to have surgery or anything but try training for a marathon - you really have to lock those puppies DOWN.

Plus I broke my left collarbone in a cycling accident years ago, and when the bone healed that natural groove for the bra strap was gone - and so the left strap is always falling down. I finally went with racerback bras because I couldn't stand having to hike it up a gazillion times a day.

A guy called me once (blind date setup) and had the nerve to ask me my bra size over the phone. I said "DD" - then I added "but think National Geographic rather than Playboy."

He never got to see them in real life :-)

Seven of Eleven said...

Can't blame her. Being endowed has its privileges, but also its responsibilities. Because THIS!!

Stefani said...

She has a lot of extra weight in her midsection, and admitted to being a size 10. She is probably about 5 lbs overweight. If she lost weight her breasts would reduce as well. She is probably 25-30 lbs heavier than a typical actress of her height.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I was Kates boobage size and I had a breast reduction several years ago. Best thing I ever did for myself.

I think she's being honest that they're a pain (literally) to deal with, but she'll never do anything about it. They make her career.

Sprink said...

Yup, a lot of nasty comments about her body, Fear N. I wonder why her and not others.

Renoblondee said...

I know Sprink. I would love to have her body, personally. She is far far far from fat or plus sized. GMAFB *Shrugs*

Sprink said...

I'm not sharing my bra size, but I've been wearing one since I was 10 so I'll say two things:

1. A friend with an hourglass figure had a reduction, and the change in proportions made her arse look huge

2. I can think of only one large-breasted woman whom people would call 'elegant'--Sophia Loren

Being stacked is hard, y'all.

Sarah said...

We are titty twins! 34DDD is not easy to find in the stores, it's online only shopping for us

Cee Kay said...

I've got no reason to doubt her. I had a boob reduction when I was 20 and have never regretted it.

Sherry said...

See? No woman ever regrets getting a reduction.

Sarah said...

With my build I'd never get a reduction because I'd be disproportionate but I wish I could wear low it things without looking slutty

B. Profane said...

I had one very lovely honey who was a 34DDD. Couldn't exercise normally, had lots of back pain. I sympathized with her desire to eventually get a reduction...but I still don't see how a woman could actually go through the procedure. They saw your fucking nipples off!

I guess it must not be that big of a deal in actuality, but having direct experience with how sensitive most women's nipples are, the idea of having them surgically re-sited on your breasts seems crazy to me.

PotPourri said...

Just had a breast reduction. Total fiasco, tissue that died, massive staph infection that had me on my deathbed, and a 2nd breast reduction to cut out the surgery and tissue that died. Don't do it, unless you are willing to have massive scar tissue and nerve damage all over your chest and arms until the day you die.

I also understand that my outcome happens often. I only regret not going to Dr. Rey whom I inquired with in the first place. I just wanted to use insurance and not cash. It ruined my body.

umop 3pisdn said...

Yup, Victorias Secret doesn't even sell that big in the stores

di butler said...

Totally calling it now-in 5 yrs, or first kid, whichever comes first, this chick gets the full blown chunk kid thing.

headrot said...

@sarah i feel you huikui have the same build. i would literally give a kidney, both of my ovaries, a lung, part of my live andnto be slim and willowy.

Principessa Marina said...

I think the fact that fake boobs are everywhere gives people unrealistic impressions of what natural, D or larger breasts look and feel like. They're much softer and jigglier that the fake ones, I think.

If you could see me right now. I keep looking down at my chest pulling my bra out and staring at my cleavage. I just realized I never look at my own boobs - I just strap 'em down every morning and get on with it!

I am oddly fascinated by boobs at this moment (in a completely non-erotic way that is).

George All well said...

Sometimes, I worry that my balls are too big. They need a size chart for balls, so we can feign annoyance at having double D's, whilst secretly boasting about our maracas being so large.

hunter said...

I just had my implants (C++ size) reduced about six months ago. I felt they were too big and restricted my clothing choices.

Now I'm a C- and really miss my old girls, wish I could split the difference but after paying for everything I don't care to do it AGAIN.

Principessa Marina said...

They actually do have size charts for balls. A friend of mine had testicular cancer and had to have one testicle removed, and he told me they fit you with a fake one so you look normal. They come in small, medium and large.

Also, and I think the market for this is strictly limited to men, if you do the right thing and get your dog neutered but you want him to still look studly (which - why? but that's another thread) ... you can implant Neuticles.

The decline and fall of Western civilization right there. In other countries they worry about being hacked to death by a machete, clean drinking water, and having enough to eat and maybe if they're lucky, sending their children to school. Here? We implant fake balls in our dogs.

NJ FireFighter said...

What an enjoyable thread! I actually read through it a couple of times. Thank you all for contributing!

Count Jerkula said...

I agree with Di, Kate has to squeeze every dollar she can out of the years between now and when she turns 30 or has a kid.

(NSFW)Here is an empowering site for those self conscious about their boobs. Women submit pics of their tits and tell what their breasts mean to them. There is a no pregnancy page and a page for women who have gone through pregnancy.

Now I have to go update my spread sheet. Only 2 columns left to fill out after this one. Hopefully my Your Turn submissions of "Shaved, Trimmed or Natural?" and "How many Sharpies can you fit in your butt?" go live soon.

Anything more than 13 Sharpies is over kill. NSFW