Thursday, May 29, 2014

Adriana Lima Hits Bottom

Unless Adriana Lima's soon to be ex-husband hated Justin Bieber with every ounce of his being, I'm not sure what would cause her to hook up with Justin Bieber. According to US Weekly, Adriana Lima and Justin did just that in Cannes. I'm trying to come up with any plausible reason why she should. Or would. Actually I often wonder why any woman anywhere would want to hook up with a guy who takes a month of not shaving to get any hint of peach fuzz on his face and is guaranteed to cheat on you and get his bodyguards to intervene if you yell at him. It doesn't make for a very fair fight about leaving the toilet seat up if he sends in five of his goons to tell you that he is going to leave it up. Adriana Lima? Really? Then again, she probably could have married any NBA player and she chose to marry Marko Jaric.

45 comments:

derek harvey said...

Is this that dumb bitch that posed topless for the "Free OUR(?
)Girls" Campaign. What ever happened to those girls anyways? Or is that topic so yesterday for HWood standards? SMH.

Lady Heisenberg said...

So Lima is either the alleged drug courier from Blind #3, smuggling drugs for/with Bieber, or he paid her a shit ton to bang her.

Lady Heisenberg said...

No. That woman was Irina Shayk

OneEyeCharlie said...

Trying to work up enough energy to care about either......Nope.

derek harvey said...

@Lady kk thanks

Lady Heisenberg said...

Woah. Lima's eyes look kind of fucked and her pupils are huge if you zoom in

TalksTooMuch said...

No.cares.found. whew!

Violet said...

I thought Justin was hooking up with Cody 's ex in Cannes. Who'd ever have thought he would have more than one on the go.

Chris said...

Models have a limited shelf life and a lifestyle that they've grown accustomed to and can't do without while in their primes. They'll attach themselves to ANY man with money and/or fame.

LottaColada said...

She looks like she's propping him up Weekend at Bernie's style.

Topper Madison said...

I don't know who she is, so maybe she needs the press?

Sillygurl said...

That was a great movie. Not the sequel, of course.

rajahcat said...

that really is the bottom of the bottom

derek harvey said...

Many of these models like the Biebs. Kerr hooked-up with him and Gigi is now...

derek harvey said...

Some chicks like young young boys (or at least young looking). Look at all those female teachers hooking up with teen students..

LottaColada said...

@Sillygurl - I never saw the sequel! Guess that's a good thing.

SaintsFan said...

I always thought she was hands down, the most beautiful VS model ever. She just erased that thought. This is really low. For those that have not seen her other than this pic, it does not do her justice.

Shelly Shell said...

Being seen with this train wreck gets these models publicity, Lima is also getting close to 30 now, the clock for being a model is almost out for her.

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FearN said...

I think she's just a vapid person with bad judgement.

Renoblondee said...

He's disgusting.

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Since my shelf-life is dwindling, I hooked up with a much younger Chili's waiter.

Steven Flores said...

I agree with FearN, just a shallow person with bad judgement. She wanted to be with a hot celebrity....god job Adriana!

Snapdragon said...

I have no idea who she is, and don't care enough to look her up.

When will Beiber just fade into the woodwork? Soon, I hope.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...
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Sincerely,Your Friend said...

That's the Beibs? I thought it was Miley Cyrus.

Ian's Girl said...

Isn't he the one Rhianna terrified when she groped him?? I'm guessing it's amusing for them, and they let him, er, orally service them then walk away. Doesn't he have trouble coming to attention?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Lima looks like an Alien.

aliciabutterfly said...

She made a big thing about being a virgin until she married that guy. Bieber is right up there with Paris Hilton on the nasty scale.

AJ said...

Yuck.

S said...

She did nothing with him except start some rumours, making her a little more relevant in the media. Just ask Selena Gomez.

skimpymist said...

My respect for adriana has majorly dropped. I can imagine the cat fights that will happen behind the scenes of the VS fashion show this year with adriana and barbara palvin.

__-__=__ said...

Also thought he was Miley. She looks buzzed.

airhead said...

Lesbihonest

Ari said...

Leave Lima alone. I don't think she gets much. That basketball player was her first.

lutefisk said...

I saw Easy A. She probably accepted some cash and a gift card to let him spread some rumors.

Seven of Eleven said...

I love what Allison on Dlisted had to say about it:

Adriana then carried a tuckered-out Lil’ Justin upstairs, changed him into a clean set of Spider-Man PJs and a fresh diaper, read Goodnight Moon till he fell asleep, then turned on his Ocean Wonders Aquarium and called a cab.

Procrastibator said...

Lima beans + baby peas and carrot= ew.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Look, maybe they just went back to his room to quote bible scriptures. Those two are on record as saying they are very religious and that their faith in God means everything to them above all else.

Nah, they fucked.

clearly4you said...

Next stop, STD clinic...

NaughtyNurse said...

Adriana claims she was a virgin when she got married. I refuse to believe she moved on from her husband to this little douchenozzle when she could have her pick of just about any man in the world.

BeckyMae said...

Hahaaaaa @Seven that was gold.....she's become a great addition to the team, I like her style..

sugarbread maker said...

Adrianna can be bought $$$ Justin has the $$ not that hard to figure out ya'll.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Erections are hard y'all.

cowbulls said...

I think she fell of the runway on her head. She is one of the sexiest models of all time and she let that little rat fink be the second guy in her pants? That's just insane. http://www.sweetsexgirls.com/galls/adriana_lima_bikini/adriana_lima_bikini_05.jpg