Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Blind Item #1

This B list mostly television actor has a face almost everyone who watches television knows, but would be hard pressed to think of his name. Well, maybe a nickname. The actor was out the other night and had women swarming him but kept turning them all down because they wouldn't do a threesome. Finally a pair of women came over to him and three minutes later our actor walked out with the women.

43 comments:

Jessi said...

Norm or Neuman for sure. : )

sandybrook said...

Hammaconda?

greasybitches1 said...

aron paul

Ray Nicolet said...

Fez

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maybe the girlfriend helped her remember his name?

FSP said...

Peter Dinklage

OneEyeCharlie said...

I'm liking Ray's guess

AndrewBW said...

They should change the name of Hollywood to Threesomewood.

Froggy England said...

Damn,,,,I can see his face,,,just can't think of his name,,,:-))

alan said...

Noth?

Count Jerkula said...

That is great. Just put it out there, and have the star fuckers work it out among themselves. Smart guy.

Seachica said...

Mr. T I pity the fool who doesn't do a threesome

Brea Lowe said...

Good morning everyone!

sandybrook said...

wait--Mr. Big! Is that Chris Noth?

auntliddy said...

Pretty direct, but pretty useful, as it worked. And peter dinkledge wld never! He has a wife and behaves perfectly at all times Imagine the glory of the hammaconda, the amazing technicolor penis, unfurled in all its glory for two to share! Sigh.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Ray, I'm ashamed to say but I would so do that barely legal star f***er.
I would have to check for open sores first and use disinfectant wipe down as foreplay...
But ...yeah. In a beat.

TalksTooMuch said...

What happened to the good old days when threesomes were just birthday gifts from former tweeners to their fianc├ęs or what have you? I have a hard time believing any dude whose name we don't know had a gaggle of women throwing multiple vagini at him. But if it was Mr. Big I will be needing to phone a friend

crila16 said...

Mike Vogel

Diana said...

Mayhem

Vera L- said...

I wouldn't kick Dean Winters or Chris Noth out of my bed.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lol, TTM. I have my own but the friend question is the toughie.
I don't want competition, :-D

Jessi said...

Oh man, I would totally be all over the Beeper King!!

bflogurl said...

Mayhem is a great guess!

Alita said...

I believe I'm overthinking your comment, @AndrewBW, because it's making my brain sad :(((

Sherry said...

AuntLicky the imagery of your statement made my morning!

Sherry said...

The Burger King creeps me the fuck out.

Now I'm thinking of the friend I could call in for threesome duty. Sigh I miss the old days. This would be much easier.

Jessi said...

@Sherry, The Beeper King, is Mayhem (Aka Dean Winters) and he is Liz Lemons old boyfriend. I would NOT be all over the Burger King!!!!!! But that gave me a very good chuckle!

Shotinthedark said...

No idea, so just for a laugh - The Fonz!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Jeremy Piven. (Ari)
Or perhaps Elaine's bf from Seinfeld, who is also a sitcom that plays reruns a lot.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

IMHO I don't see this as Noth/Mr.Big. I see him occasionally, he looks like a man who's comfy at home. Then again, he has a penis. (I assume.)

s.breezy29 said...

Definitely first thought of Dean Winters also. I'm a huge Law and Order SVU and Rescue Me fan!

Topper Madison said...

I laughed when I read it as Mr. Whipple.

I like the Mr. Big guess.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Jessi, I LOVE Dean Winters! He played Tommy Gavin's cop brother on Rescue Me, too.

This story about his recovery from a bacterial infection that stopped his heart and ended up in gangrene made me love Tina Fey all that much more.

Tina Fey put him to work as soon as he was able. “For the ['30 Rock'] season finale, I had casts on both arms, and another on my foot, which was kept off-camera. And she literally had me propped up on a stool.”

Dean Winters’ amazing journey back from death

Sugar said...

shut.your.mouth.greasybitches1

Haywood Jablomee said...

Is Jamie Farr still alive? Winters rocks. Love the insurance commercials too.

M. Brown said...

David Walton just because that is how I'd describe him.

D Brown said...

Does David Spade have a nickname?

Erik said...

Going with Hamm.

NaughtyNurse said...

Mayhem

Lux said...

Eric Dane. Wasn't there footage of his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, with another woman that was filmed by him?

Into threesomes and wasn't he known as "McSteamy"?

Count Jerkula said...

@Lux: That was the Kari Anne Peniche whore who was on Celeb Rehab. At one point in the vid she is calling in their credit card # to her agency.

Lux said...

@Count, yes that's the one! Weren't they in a bath or a hot tub at one point? Your encyclopedic knowledge of porn and sex tapes astounds me!

Count Jerkula said...

@Lux: Thank you.

Yes, they were chilling in a hot tub during part of it. NSFW 4 min video

I always thought Dillan Lauren was the closest to a porn doppleganger for Gayheart. If you want to see a porn set beat down, Google "Dillan Lauren Fight Video? She whoops some blond's ass. #PhillyGirlsDontTakeNoShit