Monday, May 26, 2014

Blind Item #2

This B list mostly movie actor has dated some really famous A list actresses. He also says that he is afraid of getting his hair wet so it is a huge production when he actually washes his hair which he only does every few weeks.

45 comments:

Steampunk Jazz said...

Ryan Phillippe?
He seems like a big ol bundle of Neurosis...

Violet said...

Someone with skanky hair? Owen Wilson's can look a bit straw like on occasion.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Violet, it must be somebody with straight hair. If I wash my curls more than once a week, I look like...a brown bush. :D

Gina Sz said...

Steam, that's not necessarily true.

ericaomega said...

Keanu! He seems to get all the stinky actor guesses

Violet said...

I feel your pain steamy. If I wash mine more than once a week I look like an adult version of orphan Annie (for info that is not a good look).

Snootches said...

He's afraid to wash his hair because...
1. He's afraid he'll wash the color out.
2. Afraid it will fall out
3. Stinky hair weeds out the starfuckers
4. Hair products are too expensive and there's no better oil than your own
5. His hair is unruley(sp?) i.e. curly, kinky, frizzy,etc...
6. He wants to look like Andy Garcia

Froggy England said...

Someone with hair plugs....other than good old Bradley...who else has them?

airhead said...

Johnny depp has gross looking hair

Snootches said...

JT is the rumored answer to the plug blind, but I'm more apt to believe they're extensions rather than plugs. He would fit, if it said B-list sometimes actor.

Froggy England said...

Johnny depp does have gross looking hair, don't think he's a b though,,,,

Froggy England said...

Who is JT...?

Snootches said...

Justin Timbertimbertimberlake

AJ said...

@Airhead
I thought Depp too but is he really B list ? I thought he was considered permanent A list. He is mostly movies but started out on TV so I'm unsure.

Froggy England said...

Ah,,that fits,,,thanks,,

AJ said...

JT's hair never looks unclean or unkept to me. In fact, quite the opposite. I feel like he puts a lot of effort into his outward personal appearance.

Snootches said...

While I don't think this is JT, I could see him not wanting to get his new straight 'do wet as it would unleash the curls in a very dramatic way ;)

derek harvey said...

Put on a fedora dude!

BitchieMitchie said...

Def. someone with the Mattel hair...ie plugs.

Tinydancer said...

Justin Long?
Jesse Eisenberg?

me said...

Could be Nic Cage. He has plugs and lil tatoo dots on his head to cover his baldness. But nothing to cover that fugly face? WTF

girl77007 said...

Justin Long with A actresses being Drew Barrymore and Amanda Seyfried.

canadachick said...

i think hair problems i think of jude law but not sure what a list actresses he dated

AJ said...

@Snootches
Very true on unleashing the power of the curl. I used to sit in the audience when JT was on the new MMC. He had epically curly hair as a young thing than.

AJ said...

@me
I like the Nic Cage guess. He most definitely hair challenged and I could absolutely seeing him being afraid to get that wet. LOL.

Frufra said...

I like Violet's Owen Wilson guess. He seems nutty enough to make a production out of washing his hair. He also looks over-coifed and heavily made up lots of the time.

Frufra said...

Should be "over-coiffed".

hothotheat said...

Jared Leto. Explains the Jesus look.

hothotheat said...

I don't think this is Owen. He's really only dated one A List Actress - Kate Hudson.

Leto has had Cameron and Scarjo.

Sillygurl said...

My daughter gets it wet and puts conditioner in everyday. She's mixed so it's a poofball every morning but its so pretty with natural blonde highlights.

SlowShine said...

Jared Leto! I saw him at a cafe once and thought he reaaaallly needed to scrub that dome

NaughtyNurse said...

Is Jude Law down to a B list? If so, I'll go with him. He had some great hair transplants or something done. Maybe he likes to baby it now.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Def DON'T don't think it's Leto. He goes with grunge look but he's usually clean and is hair is on tight. ( as in "real")
Like Owen Wilson guess cuz his hair is looking more n more "frail".
What about the obvious, the other JT = Travolta? I guess the tall is he's more of a tupe guy tho ?? IDK

? Alright, alright, alright? = major hair issues

Countess Eden said...

Somebody with plugs. Does Jude have plugs?

Seven of Eleven said...

Dry shampoo. I recommend Batiste.

LogDog said...

Maybe it's someone with dreadlocks. You can't exactly get those wet all the time

califblondy said...

Just to throw it out there, I know a young man with autism/aspergers and he hates to have his head wet.

Looziana Magnolia said...

For some reason I thought Owen Wilson likes to surf??

Ms.MimiB said...

David Spade

Ms.MimiB said...

David Spade

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Seven - Plain ol' cornstarch works really well. So does baby powder, but a lot of folks think talc is bad for you.

At one point, I experimented with making my own dry shampoo, bought all these different flours and powders, herbs, and essential oils. There was one I really liked, but I got lazy and just grab cornstarch now.

Zilla3 said...

If it's a toupee or a, ha ha, "hair system", of course they aren't going to want to wash their hair..the shampoo and conditioner would emulsify the glue.

Sprink said...


Sing it with me, people!--

"She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin'

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy

Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair

I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied

Oh say, can you see my eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down with here, down to there
Down till there, down to where it's stuck by itself

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go, when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?

Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair"

Hmax17 said...

I have 2 half siblings and two first cousins who hated getting their hair wet. My siblings' mother had to let them lay in a chair outside of the tub to wash their hair.
My dad threw water in our faces every bath to make sure my brother and I didn't have this issue.

NYer said...

i think ms mimi got it.