Thursday, May 08, 2014

Blind Item #3

At an event the other night, this spy was part of a group of six that included this A list mostly movie actor and his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend. The spy was appalled at the way the actor treated the actress. When he was talking if she tried to interrupt or say something he would tell her to be quiet because he was talking. When she didn't want to go outside so he could smoke he told her that she had to and she went. It was just one thing after another all night and the actress seemed to be oblivious to the fact that she was being treated like crap.

59 comments:

Simon said...

Sean penn charlize Theron

discoflux said...

Duh.

Vera L- said...

Peen and Theron.

I do not get his appeal.

it took forever said...

he must have some really good coke

Lady Heisenberg said...

Where did my answer go?!?!
I wrote: nice simon! I'm going with Asston/Mila, even though that's high for the douchenozzletrucker 2000

it took forever said...

Penn is so toxic and i really dont like to judge ...but cmon charlize wake up

bellaluna said...

REALLY good coke!

Cocoa said...

Who does the spy work for?

Ian's Girl said...

He's an asshole, she's an idiot, whoever they are. No sympathy for women like this.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Mistttttter Exxxxxxxxx?!

caroline david said...

http://www.celebitchy.com/364580/sean_penn_charlize_theron_drink_smoke_fight_bite_then_rigorously_make_out/
This spy must be blind

Count Jerkula said...

OH MY GROIN! Charlize knows her place. SOOOOOOOO HOT!

Cocoa said...

OR (!) he IS Mr. Ex?

EvieShackles said...

I go w/Simons guess.

Bacon Ranch said...

I was thinking Pitt/Jolie but that article works, caroline.

Leekalicious said...

Wow, I'm very surprised at this. Maybe she digs being humiliated? Hopefully she was just practicing being in character? Otherwise bizarre if it's Charlize.

Lady Heisenberg said...

OR (!!!!) Enty is actually Mr. X, but set up that "source" as a way to leak more scandalous shit and be able to distance himself from it LOL

Seabee said...

Charlize likes to chain smoke, too. It's nice that adoption agencies will hand over babies to middle aged single women who chain smoke pot and cigarettes and are never home to raise a child as long as they are celebrities. A dog rescue group has more scrutiny.

EvieShackles said...

No disrespect to Charlize but from what I have heard, her mom was in an abusive relationship when Charlize was growing up... her mom terminated the man in the end. Perhaps Charlize is drawn to men w/a mean (controlling) side, as she was raised in that type of situation. I'm not a therapist.. just a thought.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're not far off though Dr. Shackles!

EvieShackles said...

Sorry... just researched... it was Charlize's Dad that her mom killed.

Kno Won Uno said...

Can't stand Penn, never could.
If it was anyone else, I'd say the "rigorous making out" was a clue to Ms Theron's devotion.
She's dickmatized.

Paint Chips said...

It will be interesting to see how this little relationship pans out.

Cocoa said...

You ok, Count?

Kimba said...

J'adored Charlize until the Peen appeared.

Connie Courtney said...

How long until Penn beats the crap out of Charlize Theron?

bbhood said...

She likes it, clearly. She's an alpha female telling solely by her stature. She probably likes a man being rough with her and telling her what to do instead of vice versa. It can be very refreshing and sexy, but she'll get sick of it eventually.

Sus said...

I don't believe this blind.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm OK, Cocoa. I'm just fantasizing about Charlize putting a burnt meatloaf on the kitchen table.

Aeol said...

I am no fan of Sean Penn, but I don't believe Charlize is totally under his thumb. They were in my husband's bar the other night and seemed like any normal couple out for a drink. She was very nice and friendly and he was a little stand-offish. Then they came into a restaurant where we were dining and she was leading him through the place, not the other way around. They seemed very chill.

MISCH said...

Depp and whats her name

Sarah said...

That's funny, burnt meatloaf would be a good way to describe Sean Penn

Cocoa said...

Good one, Sarah. I think the burnt meatloaf in Count's scenario is about to hit the wall...

Renoblondee said...

I hate that Dior commercial. Marilyn she's not. That is all.

Guildish said...

I've always assumed Charlize Theron's attraction for Sean Penn stems from her own childhood. Her father was shot/killed by her own mother because of domestic violence/abuse. Psychologically she may feel more comfortable with a similar type.

nurysp said...

Sean penn has the scam dick

M. Brown said...

I'll throw out Andrew and Emma just to be different.

texas rose said...

Wow - if her I didn't realize charlize was such an idiot but I guess since she is dating him she must be a fool whether she is the subject of this blind or not.

Sherry said...

I assume Charlize's attraction to Angry McStinkypants is his huge dick. Even that gets old when someone is a PITA to be with.

__-__=__ said...

Agree Shackles. This won't stop until real men take care of this problem. Happens all the time. Blame the predator, not the prey.

__-__=__ said...

Aeol - the fact she was leading him is a clue. He has a big problem. Madonna did well to get away. He doesn't value human life or have any empathy. He relishes jumping on causes so he will appear to have empathy. He's glib.

__-__=__ said...

Texas rose - she's not a fool. She's not educated. She was brought up thinking this is personality diversity. She sees it as normal. It's tough to break out of. There is little help for her out there.

Count Jerkula said...

Charlize isn't mind warped into thinking this is normal. Recall the blind about her many revenges on dudes who casting couched or used her? She is there because she wants it.

Sunny said...

It was Cynthia Rowley's GoPro spy cam

Countess Eden said...

I'm surprised count is able to post after he learned that fairy tales come true ;)

Penn looks like a garbage man. Very leathery and not in a good way.

Dingle Barry said...

Perhaps Charleze does live in Little Britain with Mr. F and his invisible door locks? Good thing Jason (Blue Eyes) didn't marry her. She is mentally handicapped, poor beautiful gal.

MadLyb said...

Why is Charlize slumming? :(

MadLyb said...

I was going to say Depp and Heard, but she isn't A-List. C+ or B- at most.

Cocoa said...

Lady H and Sunny are both correct.

Sunny said...

I was trying to be jokey smurf with my DM intel, but maybe Cynthia is the spy!
Dunn dunnn dunnnnn!

skippy said...

Seabee are you perfect?
Has Charlize not been calling?

Malibu Borebee said...

Penn is Penn and everyone knows the score. His talent, politics, humanitarian work, rage and shitty personality are all genuine and will not change.

Theron is also a known quantity. Assholes are her type. She let Townsend treat her like shit half the time. She runs a ballbuster/doormat game.

No surprises with either of them and they are well matched. You buy your ticket, you take your ride.

Jim Kennedy Summers said...

The above comments about Charlize being attracted to this type of man because of her abusive father are spot on, that's how attraction often works unfortunately.

Jim Kennedy Summers said...

I remember reading the gossip that Penn kept grabbing Emma Stone's ass during the filming of Gangster Squad and that finally Ryan Gosling had to start lingering around Stone to protect her and keep Penn's hands off of her.

Count Jerkula said...

For the answer to Why is Charlize with him: She is nearing 40, was never in a huge money maker that is filling her account with residuals, so she is probably looking to latch onto retirement dick, with a fat wallet. No one wants to wind up like Cameron.

sugarbread maker said...

Iknowrite? It's harder to get an abandoned dog than a baby.

sugarbread maker said...

5. 4. 3. 2..

sugarbread maker said...

+1 I have said all along she hasn't got a lot of dough. She had to pay Townsend off to go away and she can't get a movie green lit as easy as Sean can for her.

cowbulls said...

I think Count nailed the reason but my mind keeps wondering to how luscious she was before being soiled by that douchbag Penn.