Saturday, May 10, 2014

Blind Item #4

This A+ list mostly movie actor, who is a very recent Academy Award winner/nominee and his wife have a very special relationship. She is allowed to keep around the very young man who watches the kids and teaches them to skateboard and also makes sure the wife is taken care of too. Our husband doesn't seem to care.

148 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Matt M

Count Jerkula said...

I don't like this. They should share the whore.

The Real Dragon said...

Get it girl. If it works for them. He's a keeper!

Lady Heisenberg said...

And what do you know? Camila is in the DM today too

Sprink said...

Yes, but what is this actually saying? The McConaughey's have a manny. Big fecking deal.

Sadie said...

Camila definitely looks pregnant again in some photos taken in Barcelona this week. Which makes me suspicious this isn't her, otherwise everything fits.I don't guess Matty Mac would be too cool with his wife giving birth to the manny's kid.

True they haven't been seen much in each other's company since the Oscars though. During the awards season they did a very convincing madly in love routine though.

Sadie said...

This might be too obvious, but Hugh Jackman's a possibility. He's in the DM today, he has two kids. I thought his wife was a lesbian, but maybe not.

Tricia Shaw said...

Going with Christian bale

Froggy England said...

It's not Mathew, his kids are too young to be taught to skate board, the oldest is only five, the others four and two. No one is teaching a four year old to skate board.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Pitt??

Sus said...

He has only a daughter, I think.

Froggy England said...

Hmm, I'm not sure , unless they are acting, which is always possible, I think Angelina and brad seem to be close again, second honeymoon time. Who has a male nanny and older kids like nine or ten through to early teens? Learning to skate board age? So obviously been married for awhile?

Sus said...

The very recent Oscar points to Matthew, but this blind is BS. The person who wrote it, didn't considered his children ages when he/she mentioned the skateboard. Next time you should check everything before letting your imagination fly. FAIL

JohnnySalander said...

Colin Firth won his Oscar in 2011 and his two sons are of skateboarding age.

Renoblondee said...

I want one of those.

reports said...

5 is plenty old enough to skateboard. My nephews practically sleep with there boards. They can already do basic flips and stuff.

Sadie said...

Matt's kids are too young, a 5 year old maybe but a 4 year old and a 2 year old? No way. And she's probably pregnant. Bale's wife is pregnant and they have one daughter till the other one's born. Don't think Colin Firth, much as I love him, could be considered A+. Only possibility would be Jackman. Pitt isn't married.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hmmmm, I have no guess. But much, much beer and a lingering appreciation for Hiddles

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M. Brown said...

Daniel Day Lewis won I. The last couple years. His younger sons are teens.

Also technically Ben is an a+ actor who won an oscar albeit for producer of Argo, right? Maybe Jen is getting some on the side. I an see Violet skateboarding and the little ones watching.

M. Brown said...

*in the last couple of years*

fancyscreenname said...

I wish more men would use this type of elixir.

"Is your wife irritable..argumentative..tired..eye-rolly..and suffering from low sex drive? If this sounds like her offer her a dose of our new drug RICHARD. RICHARD will have your wife back to normal in no time. DICK definitely works..."

SIDE EFFECTS: lower back soreness..euphoria..diligent house work..etc., etc., etc.

nothing bad will come of this...

lol

fancyscreenname said...

DDW=Different Dick Works

NaughtyNurse said...

If you can walk, you can skateboard! Maybe she can have her manny if he can have his weekends in the desert with boy toys!

Betsy said...

Colin Firth is forever A+.

fedwaymom said...

Rofl

fedwaymom said...

Rofl

Natalia said...

@ M. Brown - Affleck won his first Oscar for script writing on Good Will Hunting - where have you been all his life?

Not Affleck - girls don't skateboard.

Natalia said...

@M Brown - The Oscar for Argo was his second. Geeze.

Natalia said...

The utter ignorance of these "guesses" is simply stunning.

But obviously, none of the regulars care about guesses, they are all too into themselves with their "banter" and fawning over each other.

Jessi said...

Girls don't skateboard?!! And boys don't play with dolls in your world either huh?

Natalia said...

NOPE! Perhaps in your skewed alternative view of what reality should be they do, but most certainly not in my world.

Peace Out.

Jessi said...

Love your use of the term ignorance. Pot meet kettle!

fancyscreenname said...

Oh Noooo please stay. U r so fucking charming.

JohnnySalander said...

Church.

Natalia said...

HeHe - Children - gotta love it.

Sabrina said...

Mark Ruffalo?

PJ said...

Uh, one might suggest that the fact said manny "makes sure the wife is taken care of too" is a BIG fecking deal. I mean, what kind of childcare have you employed in the past?!

Sherry said...

I love when people who don't normally post here come to criticize the guesses and then "peace out". It's pretty rude and inconsiderate. You don't like it then keep it to yourself. Or hey, here's a grand idea. Proffer a guess. Otherwise you're just being a bitch.

sugarbread maker said...

Brangelina

Cocoa said...

Couldn't have said it better, Sherry!

How are you? (Banter)

I've always thought you'd be a cool neighbor. (Fawning, but also true)

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M. Brown said...

Yes and he won his 2nd Oscar recently. Thanks for letting me know about that 1st Oscar for writing. We don't hear much about that in Massachusetts.

Sherry said...

Aw shucks! (Kicks the ground sheepishly looking downward) thanks Cocoa.

Sherry said...

Maybe mommy just has him watch the kids and do the dishes. Seriously, think of all the things mommies would REALLY want to him to take care of. Sex might not even be one of his chores. LOL!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

As always, Sherry, you are spot on! I also think you'd make an excellent neighbor. And you have pretty hair :)

Hiya, Cocoa! You're looking extra great today!

Sounds like someone packed up their skateboard and went home :(

Cocoa said...

Hi Kristin!

I'm utterly ignorant, can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Well Cocoa, I'm utterly consumed with naming new star systems after my favorite CDAN readers, but that looks like young ladies on those Back to the Future hoverboards. But with wheels.

derek harvey said...

@Natalia----not me! Speaking of---they are back unfortunately : (
I was enjoying the nice weather and having a life : )

Cocoa said...

Kristin, your alternative view of what reality should be (?) may be skewed, but I still think you're awesome!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I think you're awesome, Cocoa! You also have the face of an angel.

derek harvey said...

@Cocoa I think you should talk more about celebs and less about yourself and if your THAT lonely do some community service or something. This is CDAN not Kristin Cocoa Ray whomever platform for a sad attempt at a social life....sorry it truly is not. I thought even TTM put the effort to use the Book Club board but nope you think we all wanna hear about the fact you have a cough and have nothing nice to say and NOTHING to contribute SMH

derek harvey said...

A LOT of us are annoyed not just me. Cant you exchange e-mail addresses or something? BTW Cocoa you are obviously very Merican. What state do you live in?

derek harvey said...

hmmm yep thought so. So you can go shave your imaginary husbands back hair now...

Cocoa said...

Oh Derek, where to start?

derek harvey said...

I DONT CARE. YOUR PATHETIC. AND I BET YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Here we go...

fancyscreenname said...

oh, FFS...

lol

derek harvey said...

And I am not wasting my finger tips nor my attention span and your patheticness ----have a nice go lying ---I am getting my beauty sleep---tomorrow is Mothers Day---gotta do Brunch

Count Jerkula said...

@Cocoa: Them skate dorks got thingees and butts!

fancyscreenname said...

oh what a cock tease...

it enters in GRAND fashion...

lobs insults in FANTASTIC diva fashion...

then it turns on its heels (flings boa over shoulders) and merely saunters out...

((sad face))

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I... I dunno what any of that means. I would never lie about shaving my imaginary husbands back hair while we skate boarded in Florida.
So we all meeting for brunch in the morning? I think Derek made us reservations.

derek harvey said...

@Fancy---that's what lotion is for dah-ling
@Cocoa---still did not answer my question

Cocoa said...

No need to shout, Derek.

Have people been emailing you to tell you how annoyed they are with me? Interesting.

In 10 days I will close escrow on a house in California.

Not interested in shaving anyone's hairy back.

Thanks for the community service suggestion but I've already got that covered.

Charlie has a cough, not me.

Does your dislike of me have anything to do with the fact that I have been supportive of Ray? Or that I like Kristin?

derek harvey said...

@Kristin---look I said I am sorry lol ---I hate that you make me laugh and I kinda love u. I got this weird e-mail it pissed me off I was having financial problems My parents were away I felt ver lonely etc. I know kinda pathetic ---a moment of weakness. I truly am sorry. and it pissed me more off when Count put me on blast for claiming to send a dick pick when I would never do that --not my type *shiver* AND someone else clearly did that

Cocoa said...

I know, right! They're very girl-like. Enjoy!

derek harvey said...

no Cocoa the dislike of you is that you are a liar and have nothing funny to say and all you do is ask what did so and so say. and keep asking about whos the troll etc. and I had a friend over that helped me find addresses etc and your still denying it

Cocoa said...

I've watched this scene before, I think, Fancy. :)

derek harvey said...

yup just what I thought. Night
*Kristin and Seven I am not apologizing again*

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

D, you know you're mad about people posting their personal shit...while posting your personal shit? Just sayin ;)
I have always thought you were funny. But I don't know where all the animosity is coming from.
I also think Cocoa is pretty fucking funny and a legit nice reader in a sea of assholes (myself included). I doubt she's sending dick pics to the count with your name on it. (I have no clue what you're talking about there)
Will there be a waffle station at brunch?

Cocoa said...

It's hard to respond to shit that doesn't make sense, Derek.

sugarbread maker said...

@derek i said i DID NOT send the d*ck pick!! gawd!! i live in vegas not fl-whore-ida- and if it was a d*ck pick it would have been Jax from soa or askars or baby bill skarsgard is a wee bit hotty too... you guys should know my stalker profile by now.. and i am too lazy to switch accts.
good night derek
happy mothers day
taper your mimosa intake mmkay??

Count Jerkula said...

I didn't blast ya, man. I just asked, then figured out it wasn't you. Thankfully, I haven't received anymore.

It is OK if I'm not your type, Derek. I muscled enough furniture around the antique shop to know there is a market for me if I ever switch teams. The shiver is a little hurtful though ;)

sugarbread maker said...

@derek.. did you ever think it could have been the troll faves:
rach around / bee haven etc??
they would have been my 1st thought not cocoa

sugarbread maker said...

@count.. you should be everyone's type at least once.. twice if you weren't sure you hated it!!

Cocoa said...

Is THAT what this is about? You think I sent the Count a dick pick with YOUR name on it? Hell naw!

He's an ass man, we all know that!

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever happened to Sophia B? I loved it when she called me her "Lowlife Lover."

sugarbread maker said...

count is any any hole he can get man
let's be real here folks

sugarbread maker said...

@count.. i don't know the sophia b reference you just seem like the type to keep f*cking until you're sure you really hate him and then move on

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Yep, that's why I must respectfully disagree with sugarbread that anyone should be in the market for some Count action. No offense to Count, but you ain't supermarket sweeping my butt.

sugarbread maker said...
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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Whaaaa?

sugarbread maker said...

kidding

Count Jerkula said...

Cocoa didn't send anything :(

Actually, I received no buttocks at all :(

Anyone know of a gossip site with sluttier posters?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Whew.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: Nah, I require more than a hole and heartbeat. That is why I haven't gotten any in quite some time.

SophiaB posted on here months back. I think she really wanted to hate me, but the charm and wit prevailed. I believe when she called me her Lowlife Lover was the point she conceded that I wasn't actually a horrible person. Not that she never disagreed with me after that, just had a different tone.

@Kristin: Supermarket Sweeping? I am unfamiliar with the phrase.

sugarbread maker said...

@count.. i thought you said you had a girlfriend?
@kristen.. kidding.. we're good girl

Cocoa said...

Every time you have a blow up, Derek, someone is accused of lying. I haven't said anything about myself that wasn't true.

Yup, sometimes not funny at all. But! I made WareCat and Reno laugh yesterday. :)

I don't care who said what and I asked a rhetorical question about a troll, on a post that was a day old that no one was commenting on anymore.

Having a friend over to "find addresses" is a little creepy?

Have an enjoyable brunch.

sugarbread maker said...

@kristen what is supermarket sweeping?? too lazy to go to urban d

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Supermarket Sweep, the game show? Anyone?
Someone throws a random piece of produce in their --um--cart?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: Nah, I'm single, unless you count my relationship with Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters.

You asking cause yer interested? How tall and how far from NJ?

Cocoa said...

Count, did things work out with the little minx who thought she might be kinky enough for you, but maybe too crazy?

Count Jerkula said...

@Kristin: Aaaah. I was thinking it was a name for copping a feel in a grocery store.

I only get gropey with strangers when there is a dollar in my hand, and they ask for a tip.

sugarbread maker said...

@kristen.. loved that ss.. get the hams, cavier, diapers 1st. always..

sugarbread maker said...

@count.. short fat blonde, vegas, do the math

Lady Heisenberg said...

What the fuck is going on in here?!? *rubs eyes*

Cocoa said...

I'm Derek's latest target, Lady H! :-/

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sugarbread, and the turkeys. And the inflatable green beans for those bonus points. Man, I loved that show.

Count, I was just saying I don't want you to put broccoli in my butt. Nope.

Heisenberg! Wakey wakey. Eggs and bacey. Waffle station brunch in the am!

sugarbread maker said...

yeah derek started it but i haven't gone to bed yet so we are just rambling on a saturday night
hmmmm derek starts stuff..
lights matches and we are still here diffusing the gas (no offense count)
same shite different weekend

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sugarbread, funny, snarky, and well informed. Don't sell yourself short, boo. If you're my Supermarket Sweep cocaptain I need your head in the game.

sugarbread maker said...

i am here for ya kristen.. thanks for the support!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

get your sweep on

Cocoa said...

Thanks for your kind words and support, ladies.

OT! Kristin, do you know if TTM still uses the email that she used to have in her profile?

Sherry said...

Just walked back and now watching "Deliverance". Which begs the question why are some people so butt hurt.

Derek sweetie whaaat happened here?

Lady Heisenberg said...

HeisenHugs to cocoa

sugarbread maker said...

@lady h thanks for the memories.. i miss that show. i was hoping that was what keibler ho was bringing back. i always wanted to be on double dare as a kid and ss as an adult. i tried out for price is right several times years ago but never got called.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Lady H! That is the best. I hate when I slam dunk poultry and it belly flops outta the shopping cart.

Sugarbread, I hope you're not one of THOSE who stops to ground coffee. We'd need to rethink our whole strategy.

sugarbread maker said...

@kristen.. no i would bypass cofee and go for baby formula..aka..
liquid gold

sugarbread maker said...

and tide!! lots of tide

Cocoa said...

<3 Lady H. :)

Count Jerkula said...

@Cocoa: I don't discuss private conversations in public. It would be disrespectful to the person I conversed with and it would be a sure fire way to guarantee that no one would trust me enough to email me.

sugarbread maker said...

@kristen.. i am in sweatpants and t shirt everyday b/c i always give ZERO pfucks

Cocoa said...

Yikes. I wasn't asking for specifics, Count. Wishing you the best and all your dreams come true.

Sherry said...

Cocoa where didst thou buy a home in California? I'm in the area. Maybe we ARE neighbors.

sugarbread maker said...

@cocoa.. i think count is just honoring ttm's wishes that if you had her email already, ok, if not ask her directly and she'll give it to you if she wants you to have it.
fwiw i don't have it but just say hi in the morning and maybe she will dm you.

Violet said...

I've watched the Eurovision Song Contest, had a full night's sleep, it's 8am Sunday and you're all still at it from Saturday.
I like you Count, but sadly for you (and probably a good job for me), I live a looong way away, and we can only ever meet on our dreams. Actually that doesn't sound too good.
See you all later.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: How short we talking?

@Cocoa: Sorry if I was too blunt. I wasn't going for a "Yikes."

Cocoa said...

Without getting too specific, one of the small cities in the Coachella Valley. You're in SF? Almost-neighbors. Road trip distance apart, sorta, maybe. :)

And I see what you did there - Deliverance/butt hurt ;-)

sugarbread maker said...

@count tyronian lannister is my height.. hahaha

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sugarbread, definitely Tide. But we are both short so the heavy money makers need to be the last thing before the sprint to the check out line.

Don't lose hope on PIR. It is still heaven sent for some people.

Cocoa, I think so. My email is posted as well.

sugarbread maker said...

jesse pinkman looked high as a kite back then

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: I wasn't talking about the TTM email address. I was talking about the how did things work out w/ the kinky enough/maybe to crazy woman question.

If you have an email for TTM that has worked in the past, best bet is to send an "Is this thing on?" email to see if it still works.

@Violet: Never say never. If I hit the lottery Tuesday, I could get a vasectomy and go on a CDAN world tour.

Cocoa said...

I have her email, Sugarbread, I've emailed her before so I don't think she'll block me ;-))

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: HAWT!

sugarbread maker said...


@count i was trying to diffuse any future scrap b/w you and cocoa.
going to bed now.. good night all
sugar hugs!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Vintage Pinkboo ads Aaron was high. He is openly a medical marijuana patient.

Cocoa said...

Well how the hell did I miss that? I sent her something yesterday and asked that she pass it on to you. But I can do that myself!

Cocoa said...

Good night, Sugarbread! No scrap between me and Count. :)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Cocoa, think she's on Hiddleduty :) my email should be up if you need to ping me or want to be on the Supermarket Sweep team.

Cocoa said...

Oh I've got a turkey I wanna slam dunk! Just sent it.

Sherry said...

Yay Cocoa! You got the joke.

Night all. Gotta be late for the Count(NJ) even though Lafy Vi is just getting up.

Sprink said...

I'm always late to the meltdowns!

Is it over?

Ray Nicolet said...

Damn another Derek meltdown!?!? He needs to lay off the booze, it makes him sassy but pathetic.

TalksTooMuch said...

That's it, I give up. There is no redemption on the last post of the day today. We never found out if it was the TexasTRex or not. Sad panda.

Happy Mother's Day!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Congratulations, Derek. You've managed to alienate the few people here who stuck up for you and stood by you.

Alita said...

I came by to see if we had a TTM Hiddles-Venture Shenanigans, 2014 update. Crikey!

Hey TTM, if you're around enough to give an update, I'd really like to enjoy some banter and fawning.

Countess Eden said...

Wow. I sleep for a few hours and CDAN world splodes. Yes, TTM we are waiting for an update. Successful or not.

I loooooved SS. And I have a friend that made it to the stage on PIR she was in college and said that producers pulled her aside when she walked in. It was very arranged in that way.

derek harvey said...

um I was as sober as the crazy days are long. I was simply agreeing with Natalia about how the regulars are rude and alienate people. Also that I am getting rude e-mails and having rude e-mails sent to others under a fake account with my name on it. Everyone is saying "blame Rach or blame Bacon etc etc" but I have a gut feeling it is one of yall. I will continue to post here as I choose.
@Charlie---that is my damn point. I do not post here for accolades or to make new friends. But I also do not post here to be fed to the wolves and treated like dirt. With "friends" like these who would need enemies? and I am clearly not the only one who feels that way.
Have a nice Mothers Day everyone.

Countess Eden said...

Derek, I consider myself a newbie although I've lurked for years. Idk you, but you've always seemed funny and happy. Idk what happened to R but she was annoying to most . I'll be your friend.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Does this mean brunch is off?

Sherry said...

What? I busted my ass prepping food for this brunch. It better not be off!

MadLyb said...

The first rule of, "Closeted Gay Club" is, "Keep the beard happy!".

TalksTooMuch said...

Alita!! Hiddlestalk 2014 has been a bust so far, I kept getting distracted by pubs and their evil day drinking ways. I do have pics! I will post on book club so as not to raise any more ire.

Also, Alita, Kristin, I seriously could fawn all over you guys all day every day, you werdy wonderfulls

TalksTooMuch said...

And also Cocoa and Seven and most errybody! Derek too, usually. Hope everyone is having a great MDay

derek harvey said...

@Countess---that's sweet and sound good--thanks! @Count---The shiver was referring to I would never send nude pics and feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to do so. I think you are hilarious, nice and very smart so if it matters you can deliver a grandfather clock at my door any day of the week **. @Kristin I think you are hilarious as well and enjoy your posts very much but I aint no dummy (no accusing etc) but obviously something is going on that is out of my control and I have the right to be pro-active about it before it gets real sloppy. @TTM Happy Mothers Day babe---I know those Queen Street Pubs can be handful but a hella fun. Just like us Torontonians ---Rob Ford etc!

TalksTooMuch said...

I do, Cocoa! How did I miss this?? Also, if I haven't gotten back to anyone, it's the day drinking. I'm really good at it, it turns out! Not so great at the night drinking. Wait, is it okay if I fawn all over myself??

TalksTooMuch said...

I just wandered from pub to pub, Derek! Everyone is so friendly here!

Alita said...

TTM, thanks for the update - keep thinking positive, you never know when you might just walk straight into a Hiddles-ville scenario. That was my banter.

I think, @TTM, that your nose is looking awesome today (fawning). Better than other noses (double fawning).

Glad to hear you found a new skill, too. Daytime drinking isn't for the faint of heart.