Sunday, May 11, 2014

Blind Item #4

This Academy Award winner/nominee who is a B list mostly movie actor hooked up with two women recently that he met an hour earlier and they ended up having sex on the front lawn of a house that was walking distance from the party where the two women were working. An hour later they went back to the party and he left and the women went back to work.

44 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Fassy?

sandybrook said...

Jonah Hill

torie grant said...
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EvieShackles said...

Sounds like a Playboy Mansion party

Its just U said...

Classy

Lady Heisenberg said...

fassy in DM today

T. E. Cuz said...

"hi, i'm famous, get your coworker and lets have a threesome"
"okay, sure, where's your hotel?"
"lets just go outside, i have to go see my girlfriend later"
"sounds good"

Seachica said...

I hope he tipped well. Dry cleaning to get rid of grass stains ain't cheap.

Seven of Eleven said...

Grass clippings in your nether regions is oh so sexay!

Violet said...

I mean when you say the front lawn, you don't actually mean the front lawn of small suburban semi do you, where the lady walking her dog can gawp at you? We're talking Hollywood mansion type front lawn, the size of a small football pitch with fences and hedges and such like? (because obviously that makes it ok).

Tricia Shaw said...

It's Leto

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Froggy England said...

Classy all round really. To be fair though,,the classy chicks probably only had an hours break. Hope the folks whose front lawn it was were not freaked out. Not something many people want to look out their window and see of an evening. Although I get some do....:-))

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

And a good time was had by all!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol @7! Better than at the BEACH though, right?

JohnnySalander said...

Fassy wasn't being classy, but if I had the opportunity to have sex with Fassbender on a lawn or "work" (I'm assuming they were waitresses or strippers), I'mma have sex with Fassbender.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oooooh I like that guess A LOT!

NaughtyNurse said...

Thanks for this. Now I'm on my front lawn with the Vaginabender. Shhhhhhhh…back in 10 minutes.

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Seven of Eleven said...

@LadyH, that was the first thing I thought of. Whenever I see a scene of people macking on the beach, I'm all, "Do they not know about sand fleas?!"

hothotheat said...

Leto is A list right now. Also, very young models (Leto's type) don't usually "work" paties. They attend them. I this this is Rogan at the playboy mansion.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Not much time for 2, 1 hour for 1 ...That's reasonable...; )

hothotheat said...

Sorry, I meant Jonah Hill...I get those two confused.

JohnnySalander said...

I really hope this isn't Jonah Hill.

Violet said...

Johnny - i think the whole world agrees with you on that one. Public sex Jonah :s

JohnnySalander said...

Don't go there, Violet. It's a dark place.

cricket said...

Why would anyone want to have sex with Jonah Hill anywhere????

TimC said...

jumping up and demanding a high five to that great, great man. the girls get a firm and loving slap on the ass.

sugarbread maker said...

leto is still b list actor. he can't open a movie
fassy is a list by far
leto gets my vote
jonah hill could not get 2 girls unless leo ordered them to like
kim jun un or something

Steampunk Jazz said...

The Jonah Hill scenario:
After drinking himself incontinent, Jonah Hill is escorted off the grounds by the 2 waits' who took pity on him.
As he wobbled between them, Hill began shouting to the disinterested party goers..." Look, Two of them! They can't keep their hands off me!"
Grimly, the women marched on.
Laughing uncontrollably he continued to mumble..."that's right... Hands off Me. Me!"
Lurching, he leered "Ya know I know Leo..Ya wanna party with Leo? I can do it..Leo loves me.EVERYBODY LOVES ME! You wanna love me?", his head drooped onto the blonde's shoulder, his chin glowing wet in the moonlight as his eyes rolled back in his head.
The brunette and the blonde locked eyes as they steered the clown across the lawns.
" Gotta get these pants off...their gross."
" Will you wait! For Christ's sake, the next time i feel sorry for a drunk...shoot me!" The blonde grunted acknowledgement as she struggled to hold on to his flailing arms as they struggled with his waistband button.
" can anyone see?", she asked?
Brunette looked, " we're clear..."
As one they let go and Jonah dropped like a tree, as his hands wouldn't let go of his struggle to unzip.
Unfortunately, the blonde wasnt nimble enough to avoid his tonnage and it took her out at the hips.
The ensuing struggle by the brunette, to get her friend, the blonde from under him by grabbing his shoulders while straddling his waist resulted in a Pornaroid moment.
Jonah Hill stretched out between the thifhs of a blonde while a brunette pegged him from behind...

Poni-Tayl said...

Sounds like the working girls were working at Charlie Sheens engagement party...jest saying...

Sherry said...

I hope they clocked out for the threesome. I'd hate to be paying any of my employees to get laid while I was working.

Steamie...Never EVER do a Johah Hill scenario again. Ugh! But I thank you for not describing his naughty bits.

sandybrook said...

I'm sorry I ate dinner becuz I just hurled it out. Thx Steamy.

Frosty said...

Winner and nominee - going with Leto, because I'm too lazy to look up anyone else on a lazy sunday evening

Countess Eden said...

Grass up the ass....counts new favorite saying.

Tricia Shaw said...

Thanks sugar,,,it's Leto me said, methinks
Funny stuff from steamy
Ahh Sunday nights

Snootches said...

I don't see Fassy as a household name. Let's be honest he's probably B+ list and it's mostly due to his giant penis

TalksTooMuch said...

You must be a writer, Steamy. Must.be. I could almost smell the Drakkar Noir and sweat...

Sprink said...

*snort* @NaughtyNurse

Sprink said...

@Snootches, Fassbender is Magneto the Young. That automatically makes him a household name for a certain generation.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yep. Well at least that was my first guess. And I "kind of" know him.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I agree Leto doesn't need working girls. But I think he does take an opportunity when time is right. As for as his type to be young, I think his type is female, I'm not sayng dogs, but I don't think age matters.

tori tee said...

I think this is Fassbender. He seems to hit anything with a pulse just like that other Irishman , Colin Farrell .Fassbender is not a household name like Pitt, Jolie or Clooney. No way is he alist. Maybe he will be.He has not opened one film yet.

C'estMoi said...

I don't think this is a Playboy mansion party. There's no need to leave the proprty -- there are plenty of places there where one (or three) could slip off unnoticed. Besides all the nooks & crannies, there are unassigned guest rooms. Also, the nearby lawns are all gated and private security drives by all the time ...