Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Blind Item #4

This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still, and will probably always be A list was so hammered the other night after a premiere that the woman he picked up at the party says the actor wasn't able to perform and ended up passing out on the bed so she had to ask his assistant in the next room for her fee.

33 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

so... an actor hired an escort.

Violet said...

Harrison Ford.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Tommy Lee jones in cannes

Violet said...

Or Steve

greasybitches1 said...

ben stiller

me said...

Someone at Cannes? Could Sly be A list cause he was nominated for writing Rocky? Ewwwww not enough money in the world would justify situation.

Simon said...

Michael Douglas

crila16 said...

He was probably so wasted, he didn't realize he picked up an escort or prostitute.

Anyway...whatever. The cheating is normal and expected in Hollywood...the drinking and not being able to perform happens to most guys.

In other words...who cares about this blind.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Jamie Foxx? Owen Wilson?

aemish said...

I like the Michael Douglas guess, unfortunately :(

Sunshine said...

Indiana Jones - Harrison Ford

FrenchGirl said...

There was no premiere for Exendables 3 at Cannes...it was just a RP stunt for the film

Count Jerkula said...

I like the Harrison Ford guess. Passing out with a whore is probably more fun than humping that bag o' bones he's married to.

Sherry said...

Harry can always get it up in my mind. Going with Michael Douglas on this one cuz he's a known cheater.

EvieShackles said...

I thought they liked Escorts because they aren't supposed to snitch. Unprofessional!

Count Jerkula said...

Nah, Evie. It is because they go away.

Unknown said...

Mel?

Seven of Eleven said...

She didn't get the fee beforehand? I don't know how it works, but from what I gathered via Count, they get the cash upfront, not after the deal.

Sadie said...

Mel!

auntliddy said...

Never!!!!!

haydnhorse said...

Is Schwarzenegger a list - he's in Cannes.Michael Douglas too busy with barbara Walters goodbyes and weekend in Georgia with CZJ

Count Jerkula said...

@7: Fee upfront is standard fare. Now with a celeb, I think the whores could have some leniency on that, because if the fee aint paid, they would be heavily damaged from bogus sexual assault/rape accusations.

sandybrook said...

I Robt think Ahnokd and Maria ever got divorced so Ill say him.

sandybrook said...

* dont think Ahnold*

JMY said...

Sylvester Stallone

Why not?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Mel gots no wife. But his last wife might be the Ho in the bl.

NomNom83 said...

Could just be a grifter. If she wasn't really a pro, once he passed out, she might have just told the assistant that she was one in order to fleece the guy for a few hundred or whatever the rate in Cannes is this week.

Can't get her for theft, can't tell the police you accidentally hired a hooker... was this the perfect crime?!

Amanda Groff said...

Tom Cruise?

Miss Demeanor said...

So, anyone who gets picked up at a party or a bar these days is basically a hooker?

Count Jerkula said...

@Miss Demeanor: Only the ones who negotiate a fee.

Flora Goforth said...

What pro does not get paid up front?

krychek said...

H.Ford .

Jeri said...

Michael Douglas is becoming the new Betty White & RDJ.