Thursday, May 29, 2014

Blind Item #4

These two Top Chef judges have been hooking up and one of them is married.

29 comments:

derek harvey said...

Clearly this is Dean McDermet Top Chef Canada 2 ; )

Sillygurl said...

No he's on Chopped Canadian (bacon, mmm)

derek harvey said...

I only know this cause I was watching a clip from TrueTori and he was all like "baby lets do anal before I go film in Canada" lol

derek harvey said...

"and she was all like NO DEAN I am not emotionally ready to do THAT again"

Sillygurl said...

None of them are rich enough for Padma. Shit, wasn't Krishna's father just a one night stand or short booty call and he's a Dell. Even her booty calls are loaded. Ha!

Sillygurl said...

I was going to say something snarky about her maybe doing anal earlier but he's not cheating for lack of sex. I'd posit he's more addicted to the adrenaline rush of getting caught. Plus she's crazy. Anal is awesome. Imho

Sillygurl said...

Why is it just me and Derek? Is everyone googling Top Chef? Lol I feel so alone. Hold me Derek

Riven said...

Tom Colicco and .... Gary Busey!

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

Gail Simmons and Tom Colicchio

Frufra said...

I'm totally loving derek's blow by blow of Dean and Tori's show. Feel free to continue, derek :-).

Aeol said...

Well, they're both married.

Frufra said...

But seriously, did they really talk about doing anal on their show? Their poor kids are gonna be so screwed up - imagine if you were like 13 and discovered some stupid clip on the internet where your parents talk about having anal sex? Good gravy - it's the stuff of nightmares!!

Aeol said...

All the Top Chef judges are married except for Padma. I'm going with Hugh Atcheson, mostly because he's the only one I would hook up with.

derek harvey said...

@Frufa I will spare you the details lollll it gets pretty ugly. Oh but I must add they go to the therapist and Dean starts crying cause he has a small dinky and Tori starts crying cause she is ugly...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Just wait til there's a bun in the oven!

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

Padma and Emeril. Bam!

Frufra said...

Great heavenly days, derek - I'm gonna have to road trip it out to Cali and swipe those kids so they can have some hope of a normal life. Hope they like laying around playing video games and eating freezer pops, 'cause we are lazing around big time up in here.

Frufra said...

I can guarentee that Mr. F won't talk about his penis in front of the children, though. And dang if I'm not full of great self-esteem, so guess I'll go gas up the Honda Fit and head west!

Kim F said...

Padma and Gail

WareCat said...

Curtis Stone & ?

Procrastibator said...

Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey. The feud is a facade.

Procrastibator said...

Warecat: Curtis Stone + his chin

Danni P said...

Whew! Glad I'm not the only one to reach this conclusion! Ugly ppl should NEVER cry!

Vera L- said...

Gail Simmons and Simon Majumdar. She's holding on to his ears during the ride.

sugarbread maker said...

Padma and Tom. I can see it

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Henriette said...

Padma and Chef Tom are always all over each other. He feels safe since she only goes for rich guys, so she won't make it public. He's been known to cheat in the past.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Sounds like things are really hearing up.

Mel T said...

I'd say Padma and Hugh Acheson