Friday, May 09, 2014

Blind Item #4

This foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee B+ list mostly movie actor went out on a date with his B list celebrity girlfriend as part of a bet but is still dating her because he says the sex is the best he has ever had. I have to say she doesn't look the type.

47 comments:

derek harvey said...

That Cumberbatch guy

sugarbread maker said...

Cumberbatch. Dakota

Violet said...

Crumby only met Dakota on Monday. Surely even he doesn't move that fast.

derek harvey said...

She probably thinks she is a walking cosmo sex-advice column now that she is in that cheeseball movie.

Violet said...

Crumby is Cumby.

derek harvey said...

@Violet---it is Hollywood dah-ling

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

Allow me to phrase that properly...

Cumberbatch has never been nominated for nor won an Academy Award.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Russell Crowe/Dita Von Teese

derek harvey said...

well I guess it is back to the drawing board...

Violet said...

But Derek there was discussion last week where even going out with someone for 3 months didn't constitute a relationship. Much as I would accept being Bendy's girlfriend within the hour of meeting him, I doubt very much he would be accepting that offer.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sounds like the set up of a Freddie Prinze Jr flick.

Cumberbatch was never nominated.

caroline david said...

Cucumber never was nod so he's not him with dakota johnson

torie grant said...

It could be Cumberbatch because 12 Years a Slave and that other film with Julia and Meryl was nominated for an Oscar. I think being an Academy nominee or winner would refer to all categories not just the acting ones.

It's not Fassbender because he hasn't got a b-list celebrity girlfriend that we know of.

Seven of Eleven said...

What about Michael Fassbender?

Nolesgirl said...

I have no clue, but I'm damn sure avoiding all the work on my desk today

Lady Heisenberg said...

Beat me to it! Fassy/Naomi

Seven of Eleven said...

Fassbender is in the DM today, and there are rumours he's dating Lupita - though I don't know that she'd qualify as "B list celebrity".

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is Jude Law with that...one lady? Can't be bothered to look her up.

texas rose said...

Lady H - Does she fit? I would assume Dita would be a freak in the sheets.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I think Naomi is A not B though! But I think Enty is saying his wang gets hugeified by a man, not this poor actress....

Lady Heisenberg said...

There you go! Yay!!!!! 7 FTW!!!!

caroline david said...

@Seven of Eleven
You're late of one year
Lupita is with Leto ( her fans' fantasy) Lupita is again with her rapper/ musician ( according to US Weekly) Lupita is secretly with brad pitt ( star mag's fantasy)

Gayeld said...

OMG, every time someone says "Dakota" I think they mean Fanning, not Johnson. *twitch* Stop freaking me out.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Caroline david, I wouldn't say one year, unless March of 2014 is one year.

Hollywood's hottest new couple? Michael Fassbender and Lupita Nyong'o reportedly dating - 05 March 2014

But who knows, it's a rumour anyway.

texas rose said...

No Kristin - the other lady...

texas rose said...

Blind says B list celebrity - no reason why she wouldn't have been described as an actress. I don't think this is an actress.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Everything but I think he's higher than B+ list

texas rose said...

I think you can eliminate the Dakota and Lupita guesses.( or any actress)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Texas rose, is what's her face still in?

Sugar said...

Once she took off her glasses and let her hair down, she was gorgeous!

texas rose said...
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Count Jerkula said...

How would a hot, fit black chick NOT look like the type for amazing sex? That makes no sense. I look at Lupita and think, "She would probably wear me the fuck out."

texas rose said...

Maybe Kristin - I'm still trying to put a face with the description.

PurpleSoul said...

Totally Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen.

Count Jerkula said...

@purple soul: That makes much more sense.

texas rose said...

Good guess PurpleSoul but don't think he has been nominated for Oscar.

Tricia Shaw said...

Purple soul nailed it

texas rose said...

No Academy Award noms/wins. Not Sheen.

rolotomassi said...

@texas rose is right,Sheen's never bn nominated but I immediately thought Purple Soul got it too.Still an odd couple imo.

Trilby said...

+1.

MadLyb said...

I like Lady Heisenberg's guess!

oothoon said...

Why is Cumberbatch reflexively a guess for every blind about a foreign-born actor?

He hasn't been Oscar nominated. He's not mostly movie. Is he even as high as B+?

And he's not dating Dakota Johnson. She has a boyfriend.

ecua said...

Sheen wasn't nominated for Frost/Nixon? (Too lazy to look.)

Sprink said...

Disturbingly, I understood that comment, caroline david

Sprink said...

Torie grant, yes, all categories are included but Cumberbatch still isn't nominated. It's the producers who get the award in the best film category, not cast and crew (even if they do all seem to rush the stage after the win).

Katie said...

They're dating other people, plus she strips & has videos... One wouldn't say "she doesn't look the type (to be great in bed)" ... Because she does.