Thursday, May 15, 2014

Blind Item #6

It had the potential to be as good as the scene from Blades Of Glory, but alas,  our figure skater never made it out to the ice in front of the public. This very much still underage Olympian was hammered the other night before she was scheduled to perform with other skaters but had to withdraw after she started puking prior to taking the ice.

25 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

stuff i know!!

Kat has left the building said...

I guess not the Russian

greasybitches1 said...

is gabby a skater and if she is still under age

Bacon Ranch said...

Yulia Lipnitskaya is the only one I can think of, she's 15.

FSP said...

Ice skating blinds?

Dingle Barry said...

Jump in my Time Machine. It's Oksana Baule (sp optional) at the Winter Olympics in Lillehammer.

Zelda Zonk said...

My sister is a figure skating coach I should go ask her...

Bacon Ranch said...

Don't make today's Ent mad FSP. You may find yourself on the ice with a busted knee screaming "WHHHHHYYY"

Count Jerkula said...

Young figure skater, puking? Are you sure she was drunk and not just trying to stay pretty?

Brea Lowe said...

Good morning everyone! I'm always so late to the party! On another note... can you have a sleep hangover :(

VIPblonde said...

Polina Edmunds, 15, on the Stars on Ice tour

Zelda Zonk said...

Per my sister: (1/2) I would guess Gracie Gold. Only 3 underage Olympians this year- her, polina Edmunds and Maia Shibutani. Gracie is the only one famous enough to have a bli

Zelda Zonk said...

"To have a blind item written about her" sorry got cut off!

Count Jerkula said...

Edmunds too skinny, like a young Squinty on blades. Pass.

I'll try to picture this being the Gold bim. Her age being 18 would make her U/A to drink, but just fine to send selfies.

Blue said...

I guess you missed the part where she outskated everyone else and won gold? Oops.

texas rose said...

She probably didn't think half a beer would get her hammered.

bellaluna said...

Yes, Brea you can.

Sherry said...

I was about to tell Brea yes but Bella beat me.

So since Blades of Glory was about an ice skating pair would it be someone in a couple?

hothotheat said...

The little Russian. Those folks start drinking really young.

City Councilman Doug said...

Not Russian. Seasoned alkies rarely puke their guts out. First timers (like Miranda Cosgrove in that blind) are more likely to puke their innards out. I vote Gold.

kpist said...

Yes, this must be Gracie Gold

auntliddy said...

Seriously? A blind about ice skaters? How slow a news day is it?

PotPourri said...

Do NOT even through an Eastern European in the name pile for this! They can hold their liquor!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"Say good night, Gracie."

"Goo--HRRRRRKBLEEEEUUUUHHHHHRRRRGGGG!!!!!"

Aoife said...

I thought Yulia Lipnitskaya but I've joined the Gracie Gold bandwagon.