Monday, May 26, 2014

Blind Item #8

After several years on the job the male assistant/lover of this married A+ list mostly movie actor has moved on to another job and this leaves an opening. So, if you want to get paid to be a beard, now is your chance. Oh, and he likes them in their early 20's.

70 comments:

sandybrook said...

I can work for Hugh

Lady Heisenberg said...

John Travoltoid

derek harvey said...

this blind makes no sense...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Or Will Smith

sandybrook said...

Oops actually I cant work for Hugh, dont qualify.

NaughtyNurse said...

A male assistant lover to a male actor is not a beard, Ent.

sandybrook said...

Derek you should apply.

derek harvey said...

he already has a beard---his wife---enty must mean he needs a dick to replace.

Simon said...

I am so confused...how could gay lover be beard..the beard would be the wife....looking at you, Kelly Preston...

derek harvey said...

Too old Sandy---though can't seem to buy a lighter these days without getting asked for ID! "Juvederm--it works!" jokes jokes

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

But but if that actor is married, he already has a beard? Wouldn't that mean he needs a new boy toy?

Violet said...

JT is not A+. But I will always believe that the Hugh stuff is a conspiracy theory. He is my beacon of light for a happy marriage in the cess pit that is Hollywood.

Dingle Barry said...

Drinking Enty at the wheel.

sandybrook said...

Oh fudge your resume a bit. The job pays well and all you need is dicktation skillz.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Adam Sandler is in the DM today sporting some interesting facial hair...wtf. Travolta or Smith is who I think this is meant to be though? How drunk is Enty already? I hope his brain isn't what's grilling...

derek harvey said...

well if it is Adam Sandler sign me up! I'm down with some Jack and Jill role play!

derek harvey said...

I would be proud to call Adam Sandler my lover, my mentor, my confidant. He is my silly little rabbit...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jack Black is isn't to side d also but he's nowhere near A+, even in CDaNland

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry: jack black into getting that D on the DL

Violet said...

Lady H - Jack Black likes a little bit of the other? I have never heard that. Tbh though i try not to think too much about him, he sort of repulses me a little.

Lady Heisenberg said...

He was hitting on a gay male friend of ours while filming Tropic Thunder in Hawaii

derek harvey said...

My luck I apply for the position and it IS Jack Black. Whom also repulses me and I do not find funny AT ALL...

derek harvey said...

Not too mention that Jack Black is a BRONY!!! lollllll

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Derek you probably have to aim a little lower til you get your feet wet (ehem) and work your way up. Like Dax Shepherd or the Asian guy from The Hangover.

derek harvey said...

@Kristin THANKS for the confidence. DAX? I have some standards...well how do I get in contact with that Asian guy....

The Real Dragon said...

How is male Lover a Beard?

Froggy England said...

It's not travolta unless this blind is way wrong, he lives with his assistant and he's way older than in his twenties.

Sherry said...

Okay Derek here again we part. I find Jack Black hilarious.

derek harvey said...

That's ok Sherry---you take Jack (I hope your into pony play) and I take Sandler...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Derek my apologies. You have the face of an angel and the body of a Trojan Minotaur. The top half. I'm not helping here...

Studio54 said...

John Travolta. Don't you remember him kissing his assistant on the steps of his plane? He used the same "assistant" as a manny for Jett.

Studio54 said...

John Travolta. Don't you remember him kissing his assistant on the steps of his plane? He used the same "assistant" as a manny for Jett.

Studio54 said...

John Travolta. Don't you remember him kissing his assistant on the steps of his plane? He used the same "assistant" as a manny for Jett.

Froggy England said...

Yes,,,I remember,and they live together, but he is no way in his twenties,,,,

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

You have made me picture Jack Black having gay sex. That's gonna give me nightmares for some months.

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8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

The image was so disgusting that my goddamed computer wanted to put it a lot of times.

F word.

Robert said...

Other posters who've pointed out that this doesn't make sense are right. How can a male assistant for a presumably male actor (Enty always calls female actors actresses) possibly be a beard? Unless it's for an actor who pretends to be gay but really isn't, and I can't imagine why anyone would take the trouble for that kind of subterfuge.

FS said...

Could be JT, yes the current assistant is older, but if he was there for many years then he started out younger. JT goes after mainly youngish massage therapists right?

As for Hugh Jackman, yes believe in that marriage. He genuinely loves his wife, but also believe they have an agreement and he is allowed to have some on the side as long as he remains discrete and never embarrasses his family.

Basil said...

Yeah this is JT. Yeah his other assistant was older, but who knows how old he was when hired. At least JT doesn't toss em once they get out of his age range.

Lady Heisenberg said...

My apologies, Kermit. If it makes you feel better, Jack was not successful. I don't know what his deal is, all I'm saying is he was interested in one guy one night a few years ago as far as I know. Other people I know verrrrry well witnessed it too.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

+1!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@ Derek - "ur silly rabbit". Bwaahaha - good 1!

And... What's a "brony"?
Brown pony?
Brother in NY?

Sillygurl said...

+2

Sillygurl said...

I'll forgive Jack and Jill because I support Role Play. ;)

derek harvey said...

@SYF---a brony is a grown ass man obsessed with My Little Pony! (no I am NOT joking)...

Tricia Shaw said...

This sounds like RDJ
Fits in with Lainey's blond a about him in the desert liking young buff dudes

Lady Heisenberg said...

Niiiiiiice guess! How the fuck
Did we forget CDaN fave
R
D
J?!?!?

TalksTooMuch said...

Jack Black being a Brony is all I took away from this. Also, maybe dfw with a friend of Lady Hs. Big dudes need big gay lurve too, y'all! Even the ones not named Al

Tricia Shaw said...

Thanks Lady...I was offline a while(damn life gets in the sometimes lol)was shocked it wasn't a guess...



And where has he been as of late???

sugarbread maker said...

If you believe some blinds here that the brange is secretly married then Brad Pitt.
Every one knows he is bi.
Otherwise I'm going with Hugh Jackman

Jessie said...

Derek, tell us more about Jack Black being a Brony!

I listened to a podcast about them recently and only 3% of Bronies surveyed identify as gay. The majority are straight and the thought is that because the ponies are feminine and vulnerable the bronies get so obsessed because they want to protect them.

JSierra said...

I'll be a beard of you pay off my student loans, I'm really good at pretending to like people.

FrenchGirl said...

@Tricia Shaw
Lainey's blind is about Jake G or Bradley Cooper

On Enty's blind,like everyone ,i don't understand it

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@derek. Naaaayyy. U don't say.
OMG I luv hearing about that stuff. Like a furry. One of my favs r the grown men like babies. Dunno what they're called. Perhaps "Ma-bies".
Tx 4 info (-:

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All this Brony talk has brought tears to my eyes.......from laughter.

Btw- just watched part of THE HOLIDAY w/Jack Black. And I could see him liking Jude over Kate or Cameron. As for a Brony, I don't have bronydar....yet. Plus, sounds like he might like Trigger or Mr. Ed instead.

FS said...

There is a story about a young boy who was recently bullied for being a Brony at school, I think he may have tried to commit suicide and ended up in a coma? Lots of celebs and Brony men publicly supporting him. It just means Bros that like My Little Pony, for whatever reason. Not about sexuality at all from what I've seen. Seems like a sweet hobby to me, very positive and happy.

Sherry said...

Adult me obsessed w/My Little Pony..I gotta digest that for a second even though I heard about it on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. Just...ODD.

I know everyone thinks this is Hugh Jackman. Still hold out hope that he's straight although I have no dog in this fight of course. It shouldn't really matter one way or t'other.

Renoblondee said...

I'm sorry I missed this thread earlier. LOLOL

parissucksliterally said...

Damn. I can easily pass for late 20's/early 30's, but not early 20's.

derek harvey said...

lol
@Jessi---well I just came across this Jack Brony madness when I was googling "is Jack Black gay?". and you know how in the search engine it brings you popular questions already asked by others before and is he a brony was one! so naturally I had to check that out and went to one of the sites sure enough he is. Just google it--so funny!
And strangely enough when I clicked into a brony site discussing JB I read some of the comments written by actual bronys and they were all calling eachother homophobe slurs like faggots etc.
I was just thinking welp at least I am not a brony....

Riven said...

+3

I'm not sure if I can sign up to be a beard as is or if I need to get a special operation first... This is need-to-know info for any job applicant.

Aoife said...

I have no idea what this blind is talking about.

And now I know what a Brony is.

Alita said...

I looked up the Brony thing a while back - the important part is that it's not the My Little Pony you remember from your childhood. It's My Little Pony: Friendship is Forever (or something like that), which (I YouTubed some) is just really quite funny.

If you have never watched The Powerpuff Girls - please take 13 mins and settle down for a laugh. This is an episode that hilariously references The Beatles, I chose it because I know a bunch of people here love the Beatles, so you'll have some context.

Dexter's Laboratory is also hilarious.

I think the Brony versions are more like this (from the 1 minute snippet I saw on YouTube). No shame for a man or woman in enjoying it - it made me lol.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Remember BROHEMIAN RHAPSODY?
Now all I can see is a bunch of frat boys playing making a My Little Brony Tales video and it is FAAAAAABULOOOOOOUS!!!!!

poppyfresh said...
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poppyfresh said...

How does a man act as a beard for another man??