Blind Items Almost Revealed
July 9, 2013
This former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer has been known to not say no when her younger family members ask for a hit off a bong or have a little shot of booze. In fact, she thinks it is part of the growing up process. Uh huh. Will that be her answer when the little one hits rehab?
Apparently the younger family member did go to rehab.
47 comments:
Well of course it's Miley.
Hilary and Haley.
Oh crap. That was a bad guess.
I think Miley
Therefore I Am Miley...? Oh dear god help me.
Nah Violet TTM got one right! It's Victoria Day weekend after all!
Demi
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#duh
Nice one, tongue n cheek! Siblings smoking the reefer together. Someone get ASAC Schrader on this, stat!!!! The future of the human race demands it!!!
As always sandy, I am impressed with your knowledge of Canadian holidays.
And I only get them if they are pretty much written out in phonics
New Poster btw. Hi.
Hey TNC! Welcome!
LOL @ Tongue! A Descartes joke on a gossip blog - day made!
Thanks TalksTooMuch!
Lol welcome Tongue N Cheek!
WARNING CDANERS: BEWARE MAJOR BRBA SPOILER POSTED BELOW.
you've been Heisenwarned
You are too kind Seven
Hi @TongueNCheek!
Miley, queen of the bong.
Canadian holidays come as often as TTM gets em right! :))
Deleted!! Soooorrryyy!!!
LOL sandy,about once a month, you may be right!
Miley and the stripper clothes wearing lil sis.
Wait I thought it said she told them no. A little hung over so I'm not following. But yeah supposed to be Miley.
Welcome TNC
Hi Lady H, TTM, Seven, Moving On, and Sherry. Thank you all for the warm welcome.
Oh right NOT say no.
"has been known to not say no"
What in tortured English Hell...
LOL, TNC! I like how you think! Welcome!
Miley and Noah.....oh that poor ugly little girl.....she is such a mess already!!!
Actually it is part of the growing up process. The question is how young?? Most average kids do go through this process- didn't you?? Somtimes older siblings involved and sometimes not but a similar process. Problematic for rich celeb kids because they have enough contacts and $$ do go crazy.
Valid points all around, texas rose.
Doesn't excuse Enty's fractured English, tho. Unless he's hitting a bong of his own perhaps...?
Did Enty remove what Tongue N Cheek said? I want to know what it was!
*ponders the feasibility of bacon bongs*
I hate Miley for so many reasons. This is now reason #4,567,892.
Sorry that was my fault. I'm experiencing technical difficulties. Me=newb
Thanks Lowkey. Great name btw...
Iwinjen - someone's you get awesome recaps when you ask about deleted content, but here I think we missed a Breaking Bad spoiler and a Descartes joke. Which is okay, because hopefully @TongueNCheek (howdy, gossip friend!) will hang around and further amuse us with puns on 17th century philosophers. Which would be brilliant!
A little welcome for @Tongue...
The Philosopher's Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
Sprink, have I told you lately that I love you?
LOL it's all good, Cheeky!! ;)
So hardcore....a couple of lines and a few hits off a bong and off to rehab !
I don't know about that @Violet, it made me giggle this morning and again now. 100% LOLworthy XD
Imagine the chorus of disdain if this were the reveal!
《crossing fingers, @Enty》
Awesome, @Sprink XD
It's funny 'cause it's true!
i think this is nicole ritchie and her lil sis, the bio one who is hanging w/ the jenner girls
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