Sunday, May 18, 2014

Blind Items Almost Revealed

July 9, 2013

This former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer has been known to not say no when her younger family members ask for a hit off a bong or have a little shot of booze. In fact, she thinks it is part of the growing up process. Uh huh. Will that be her answer when the little one hits rehab?

Apparently the younger family member did go to rehab.

47 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Well of course it's Miley.

Violet said...

Hilary and Haley.

Violet said...

Oh crap. That was a bad guess.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I think Miley

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Therefore I Am Miley...? Oh dear god help me.

sandybrook said...

Nah Violet TTM got one right! It's Victoria Day weekend after all!

Tricia Shaw said...

Demi

Lady Heisenberg said...

R
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#duh
Nice one, tongue n cheek! Siblings smoking the reefer together. Someone get ASAC Schrader on this, stat!!!! The future of the human race demands it!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

As always sandy, I am impressed with your knowledge of Canadian holidays.

And I only get them if they are pretty much written out in phonics

Tongue N. Cheek said...
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Tongue N. Cheek said...

New Poster btw. Hi.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey TNC! Welcome!

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Tongue! A Descartes joke on a gossip blog - day made!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Thanks TalksTooMuch!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol welcome Tongue N Cheek!

WARNING CDANERS: BEWARE MAJOR BRBA SPOILER POSTED BELOW.

you've been Heisenwarned

Tongue N. Cheek said...

You are too kind Seven

Lady Heisenberg said...
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MovingOn said...

Hi @TongueNCheek!

Molls said...

Miley, queen of the bong.

sandybrook said...

Canadian holidays come as often as TTM gets em right! :))

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Deleted!! Soooorrryyy!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL sandy,about once a month, you may be right!

Renoblondee said...

Miley and the stripper clothes wearing lil sis.

Sherry said...

Wait I thought it said she told them no. A little hung over so I'm not following. But yeah supposed to be Miley.

Sherry said...

Welcome TNC

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hi Lady H, TTM, Seven, Moving On, and Sherry. Thank you all for the warm welcome.

Sherry said...

Oh right NOT say no.

LowKey said...

"has been known to not say no"
What in tortured English Hell...

LowKey said...

LOL, TNC! I like how you think! Welcome!

parissucksliterally said...

Miley and Noah.....oh that poor ugly little girl.....she is such a mess already!!!

texas rose said...

Actually it is part of the growing up process. The question is how young?? Most average kids do go through this process- didn't you?? Somtimes older siblings involved and sometimes not but a similar process. Problematic for rich celeb kids because they have enough contacts and $$ do go crazy.

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LowKey said...

Valid points all around, texas rose.

Doesn't excuse Enty's fractured English, tho. Unless he's hitting a bong of his own perhaps...?

Iwinjen said...

Did Enty remove what Tongue N Cheek said? I want to know what it was!

LowKey said...

*ponders the feasibility of bacon bongs*

NaughtyNurse said...

I hate Miley for so many reasons. This is now reason #4,567,892.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Sorry that was my fault. I'm experiencing technical difficulties. Me=newb

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Thanks Lowkey. Great name btw...

Alita said...

Iwinjen - someone's you get awesome recaps when you ask about deleted content, but here I think we missed a Breaking Bad spoiler and a Descartes joke. Which is okay, because hopefully @TongueNCheek (howdy, gossip friend!) will hang around and further amuse us with puns on 17th century philosophers. Which would be brilliant!

Sprink said...

A little welcome for @Tongue...

The Philosopher's Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

LowKey said...

Sprink, have I told you lately that I love you?

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL it's all good, Cheeky!! ;)

jo davies said...

So hardcore....a couple of lines and a few hits off a bong and off to rehab !

Alita said...

I don't know about that @Violet, it made me giggle this morning and again now. 100% LOLworthy XD

Imagine the chorus of disdain if this were the reveal!

《crossing fingers, @Enty》

Alita said...

Awesome, @Sprink XD

It's funny 'cause it's true!

sugarbread maker said...

i think this is nicole ritchie and her lil sis, the bio one who is hanging w/ the jenner girls