Saturday, May 24, 2014

Blind Items Almost Revealed

October 14, 2013

Just because he was recently married doesn't mean this A list celebrity/athlete has given up on his celebrity mistress. The opposite has happened. He has been sexting her twice as much as he used to so she doesn't go off and find someone else. Yeah, I don't think he realizes how illogical that sounds.

His team is still in the playoffs.

32 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Dwayne Wade. One ho is never enough.

TalksTooMuch said...

Life is tough, y'all

DWade, but it makes me sad

Ruby said...

Wade isnt married, hes recently engaged

April said...

Didn't Lebron finally get hitched?

Alabama said...

Lebron. Wade is engaged.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh. Huh. How about football? Who's got good football gossip?

Steampunk Jazz said...

FGS! Find two women that can share.
If a guy with two penii can live with a couple and get satisfaction. Why can't you?

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Steampunk! That was the craziest Reddit ever!

Count Jerkula said...

DANG! I thought Wade married her.

Has to be NBA, not hockey guy is A-list in the USA, and they are the only sports w/ playoffs still going on.

Count Jerkula said...

Has to be MeBron then. Married in 2013.

Unknown said...

No hockey guy is A list in the US? And NHL still is in playoff BTW.

Go Habs Go.

Beetlejuice said...

Best AMA ever.

Procrastibator said...

Yeah. Lebron

trixa25 said...

Lebron... who's the celebrity mistress

audrey said...
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B said...

Lebron maybe bc wade isn't married.

Riven said...

For @Tina

Henrik Lundqvist and Margot Robbie

Riven said...

Whom I as an American hockey fan would consider to be A list and is still in the playoffs:

Toews - not married
Kane - not married
Sharp - married too long
Hossa - married too long
Carter - not married yet I don't think...
Richards - same as Carter, I'm sure they'll host a double feature
St Louis - married too long
Quick - married too long

Hockey boys either get married to their high school sweethearts or wait until their 30s and after getting the big NTC contract

Riven said...

Also as an addendum, I am a west-coaster so I'm not 100% on who's playing for tbd Rangers and Canadians right now.

Except Dominic Moore, whom I love and want nothing but happiness and rainbows and unicorns scoring penalty shots for.

Unknown said...

Montreal Canadians Superstar goalie Carey Price was married last summer.Maybe him.

Riven said...

That's a good hockey guess. Also looks like Anze Kopitar got married last year too.

Count Jerkula said...

No one in the NHL is currently A List outside of the NHL.

Riven said...

Wasn't Rory McIlroy or whatever listed as A list on a BI and no one outside of golf knew who he was?

Also yes thank you for the reminder of reality and that no one watches my favorite sport. This is why I have to post CL ads just to find someone to watch an NHL game with.

skippy said...

Love penii. Now how to get it into a boring conversation!

surfer said...

@Tina - go Habs go! I saw a Canadiens flag on an SUV the other day. :)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Wow Count J, totally had you pegged for an American. From your typing I didn't get an accent, though your humor is out of this world.

Unknown said...

Nope. You're all wrong. This is Bruce Jenner and his new Malibu love interest and golf partner Cher. He's stuck in Europe and having a lousy time without her.

Bruce's sext to Cher:
Ditchin da Bitches soon luv U2 & CUNTues - Ur luvR boo.

Unknown said...

I know I'm late to the game but THANK YOU Seven. You just completed my world.

I'm in bed at 10:47 in NY and am texting everyone I know. Like a teenage girl once said "I literally just, can't!!!"

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you Sincerely, both for appreciating my humor and recognizing my membership in the citizenry of the greatest empire known to man.

Tomorrow we Americans will honor the soldiers who died to make this country great, to bring freedom to many lands around the globe. God Bless America and God Bless those who died in in service.

NEVER

FORGET

!

SugarTitz said...

^5 count. And no one in NhL is ever a list.

Count Jerkula said...

Nah, Sugarbread, there have been some I would think to be A list athletes, not just A List hockey. Gretzky, Messier, Lemieux.

SugarTitz said...

Count. But that was years ago for most of them. NFL NBA MLB have eclipsed NhL in modern sports. He'll even European soccer star's are more familiar and famous names than NhL

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