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Blind Items Almost Revealed

July 15, 2013

This former B list reality star who is now a C list celebrity who only manages to stay C list because of one of her projects is lucky she has not lost her kids yet. At one recent party her kids were playing in the pool while our celebrity did lines of coke off her dryer and then had sex with the guy who brought the drugs right there on the dryer.

Used to be Teen Mom

33 comments:

Violet said...

Count J and his weeing on toilet cisterns. That's what i got from this blind.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, I keep a pretty clean house, but there is always lint here and there in the laundry room, and I bet Jenelle isn't dusting

sandybrook said...

Did she tape it so it could be leaked to Vivid?

Mama Bear said...

I'd say Leah, as she has more than 1 kid. (None of the original Teen Mom's have 2 kids)

Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, someone's been reading Cosmo in the checkout line.

Cosmo's Most Creative Sex Positions Ever: Good Vibrations

Tina Mallette said...

Leaving small children in a pool is just one very good reason why Teens shouldn't be Moms. I hate to say this but I think the decline of the abortion is perhaps not a good thing in the overall population strategy of Mother Earth.

Less Than Reality said...

Kailyn Lowry now has two kids and a recent book. Could be her.

LowKey said...

The dryer? Not the washer?
This is sad for several reasons.

TalksTooMuch said...

In her defense, LowKey, the washer does jump around a bit, much harder for snorting off I bet,but waaaaay more entertaining to watch

Mama Bear said...

Her 2nd baby wasn't born at the time of the blind. But it's a legit guess. She's had past issues.

bellaluna said...

Leah.

LowKey said...

I wasn't referring to the snorting, but to what came (eheheh) after.

nancer said...

if it's leah, what is her project??

i can see leah doing this but i don't know of anything she's involved in aside from the show.

ItsCourtneyD said...

I would imagine Leah would have her hands full with her two girls. She's the one with twin girls, one who has had some health issues right? I was under the impression she was a good mother to them and her one girl had to have a lot of supervision....let alone permit her to be in a pool. I don't know though.

Sass71 said...

I did a lot of laundry in high school :)

Count Jerkula said...

@Violet: i wouldnt pee on her dryer though. If forced to, I would relieve the post sex urge to pee via the wawhing machine. That way she could just run a rinse cycle and be rid of my golden nectar.

nancer said...

leah actually has 3 kids now. she and jeremy had a baby girl.

i read the list of all the teen moms, and she and kailyn are the only 2 with more than one child.

if not for that, i'd say this has to be farrah.

Sherry said...

Truly a rookie move. Everyone knows you turn on the spin cycle for laundry day sex. Good times and a man doesn't even have to be there. Oops. I said too much.

JSierra said...

I read this as Farah, she got the axe from her teen mom season and I think teen mom 2 is still going strong. Leah and Kailyn both have multiple kids but they live in a trailer and a kind of shitty house with no pool whereas Farrah is living in a nice, fancy, big house (at least in the recent episodes).

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Teen Moms actually own dryers?

MissInfo said...

Classy...just classy!!!

PJ said...

So you believe abortion should be used as a means of "population control"?? YIKES. Crazy but I think of birth control as a means for that...My point is that pregnancy termination has its place but all of these Teen Moms should never have gotten pregnant in the first place. Almost all of them have flat-out admitted to not using anything at all except hope at the time of their kids' conceptions; they didn't even try to prevent it from happening despite all of their circumstances!

nancer said...

Easy to say but girls have been getting pregnant since the beginning of time while thinking 'it won't happen to me.' It's human nature.

auntliddy said...

Yes, pj, but they did become pregnant. You have to deal with what IS, not what should have been. I worked with doctor at one time; he interned at busy inner city hospital. He said no doctor becomes a dr to take a life, but he said the women dont want the baby, and they arent gonna take care of it, so why u making them have it? I had never thought of it that way. If u believe its against god, let god take care of it when they pass.

Jacq said...

I didn't think any of the Teen Moms ever bothered to learn how to read...

Tina Mallette said...

Oh PJ I was being partly facetious as abortion is a horrible method of birth control but it is shocking how people young and older in western supposedly civilized society are no better at using birth control than when I was a teenager a few decades ago especially these dim witted teen moms on child 2 & 3 and it seems adopting out babies is now passé. Never mind the rest of the world.

Tina Mallette said...

Everyone is entitled to one mistake but when you keep getting pregnant you lose my sympathy. I feel sorry for all the grandparents who end up raising another generation of kids they were not planning on.

trixa25 said...

That Mackenzie girl the one that used to be a cheerleader. She has 2 kids and there's a pool at her parents house where she's living

Gil said...

Not saying that this is Farrah, but am I wrong for thinking that she is attractive?

Count Jerkula said...

@Gil: No. She got butter face, but hot body. I would doggy the hell out of that.

Nat Aki said...

Kate Gosselin??? Is she even doing anything right now?

Lux said...

Ugh. I really think this could be Jenelle. She's a POS junkie and there's been previous blinds about her drinking and using drugs while pregnant with her second child, so I would not be surprised if this is her. She has been spending a lot of time with her boyfriend's daughter lately, so Enty or the source could have believed her to also be Jenelle's child.

Although, in her circle, if anyone has dirt on her they go running to Radar, looking for $$$

Lux said...

She is also rumored to have a sex for drugs type of arrangement with her drug dealer/friend. He's actually believed, by some, to be the father of her unborn child and that she's lying about her conception and due dates.