Saturday, May 10, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 26, 2013

This former A list mostly movie actress probably wishes she could have that franchise back that she tried to get out of back in the day. Now she is a struggling B lister who can't get work and apparently can't get engaged. Our sloppy drunk actress threw a drink in her boyfriend's face at a restaurant the other night because he said he didn't plan on proposing any time soon. She then called him a bunch of names before storming out.

Kristen Dunst

37 comments:

DudeInMomsBasement420 said...

Drunkst

Violet said...

I got Mr Violet to propose to me using the very same technique.

OneEyeCharlie said...

He was just playing hard to get.

Afternoon, Violet.

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe boyfriend heard about the bands she used to let pull trains on her, so he figures her womb is too polluted for babies.

Violet said...

Morning/afternoon.

sugarbread maker said...

@count.. really that skanky huh??
deets please??

Count Jerkula said...

Wasn't it in a blind reveal? Maybe she was the popular guess, but she got into a band's trailer at a show and let them take turns.

Violet said...

I remember that one count. Dong think if was revealed though. Wasn't it some up and coming band who couldn't believe their luck (or are all the blinds just merging into one now?) - Arctic Monkeys was a popular guess for the band I think. Or I might have just made that up.

Violet said...

Dong/don't - although maybe dong is appropriate.

Basil said...

I have no idea whether Kiki loved doing Spiderman or not, but she didn't pull out did she? She did all of them, so it's not like she pulled a Katie Holmes. Besides, the cash from that allows her to do these independent movies, though she might want to think about adding another popcorn movie to her resume to bulk up some bank.

As for this blind : Kirsten Dunst!!!! Get your act together. You have talent, and a pretty solid resume behind you. Don't let booze ruin it for you.

Bacon Ranch said...

Nailed it!
wait though, wasn't there a reveal about how she didn't like doing popcorn movies and wanted to do Indies?

sugarbread maker said...

i think at the time she was constantly complaining about how silly the spiderman movies were and they weren't intellectually stimulating. they fired her and tobey and sam rami and rebooted the franchise all together.

Katie said...

There have been so many blinds about her only being able to get indie work because of her drinking for years now. And yes, the blind about the band was revealed to be her. She was hanging out with them before they went on stage and surprised them all when they came back.

Count Jerkula said...

So easy for chicks to do that. If I got into a Dixie Chicks trailer, there would be a lot of down time between each girls boning. Well I guess I could tale Viagra and just let em all ride me like a hobbie horse, but you know what i'm saying.

JSierra said...

Those spiderman movies were awful, I don't blame her for wanting out. My parents got engaged through a similar "shit or get off the pot" technique. 30 years strong and they still put the notebook to shame.

sugarbread maker said...

That was dad's favorite saying. Sogotp. Thanks j Sierra for the memories.

Sherry said...

Like the Scarface reference Count.

Oh Kiki...

Henriette said...

Not the way to a man's heart Kiki.

caroline david said...

Kiki,Tobey and sam raimi didn't make Spiderman 4 only because Sam Raimi had a huge argument with Sony .Sony chose to reboot

caroline david said...

Kiki continues to work and she again is with Gareth

sugarbread maker said...

Toby also wanted a lot more money and Kiki was drunk all the time. Sony wiped slate clean and did a reboot. It was all of them wanting more or being a pain in the yass Sony showed them the door

Jaiden_S said...

Actually, I think she and Gareth are off again. And I thought the blind about her training the band members had been revealed, too.

derek harvey said...

Its Kiki Time AGAIN...She hardly has trouble getting work and who knows what the lad said to her. Maybe it was well warranted. Guys can be really annoying sometimes. Especially when they are ruining your buzz!

Renoblondee said...

Her spidermans were much better than the new one. It was so looooong and boring.

derek harvey said...

@Reno---I agree! I really don't like the leads in the new one and they lack decent story lines...

Sherry said...

I'm tired of comic book movies anyway. Who wants to guess when they'll start making Archie and Richie Rich movies? Just a matter of time.

Froggy England said...

Eugh,,,she let them take turns? Jesus, what's wrong with these women?

Bacon Ranch said...

They need to make an Archie Bunker superhero movie.He can hit people with his recliner.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: They made a Richie Rich movie w/ Macauly Culkin. No one watched it.

NaughtyNurse said...

My kids and I really enjoy the Tobey/Kirsten versions. I like her. Seems like she's got enough money to only do the movies she WANTS to do.

Karleep said...

lol did you that Michael Jackson tried to buy the rights to Spiderman so he could make the movie a star in it himself?

Karleep said...

did you know***

derek harvey said...

Also---it is KIRSTEN Dunst not KRISTEN Dunst

Henriette said...

It's really dumb to think your special with comic book characters, except for Wonder Woman, because the studios will just reboot the whole franchise.

MissInfo said...

Unfortunately I watched it when I was young. Horrible!!!!!

sugarbread maker said...

i much prefer tobey kirsten ones too.. soo sweet. i couldn't get thru 1st hour of ag/es one passing on 2nd one
still love my kiki

rikkitikkitavi said...

no, not my kiki, ¡mi corazon!