Sunday, May 11, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 11, 2013

There is absolutely no way the teen scooped up by the girlfriend of the B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was legal. The girlfriend brought her back for a threesome and the spy at the scene says the teen was maybe 15. Maybe.

James Franco

55 comments:

caroline david said...

Franco has a girlfriend? And they did a threesome ? with a 15 yeard old teen ? and your spy watched??

Cleodacat said...

This is where we start???

Happy Mother's Day to all the Momma's and those filling those shoes whether two-legged, furred, finned, or feathered!!

sugarbread maker said...

1st thing I wake up to should never be aboot franco. Morning all.

Count Jerkula said...

Eh, once I had a woman thinking my 24 year old ex was 14. Some broads look young.

Snit said...

i'd like to just repeat caroline's post...exactly my reaction.

happy mother's day to all the mothers out there!

nora nader said...

/agree w/ @sugarbread. not only is it first thing posted, but it's Mother's Day. Honestly, the posts about Franco are boring too. We all know he's a narcissistic pig who tries to pick up under aged girls. So nothing new. In other words, Enty, no need to post about Franco anymore. It's not worth the time you spend to type and definitely not worth the time wasted reading.

Lady Heisenberg said...

OHN. Don't even know where to start with Frolanski over here. HEISENREACTION
Let's slap a PEDOBEAR on his creepy ass and hurry up to pop the champagne until Enty is forced to take this post down. Happy Mothers Day and good morning everyone!!!!

T. E. Cuz said...

happy mothers day to all the moms. i hope we won't be fighting today...

Sherry said...

T.E. I hope not too...Or fawning apparently that gets people in an uproar as well.

Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Oh yeah Happy Mother's Day to all who were brave enough to try it. Must call my crazy mum in a bit.

Harlow17 said...

What 15 yr old has the sexual maturity or proclivity for a threesome? Also, James Franco ewww

Countess Eden said...

I get carded all the time so at 18, 19 I could have looked 15.

Its just U said...

Someone saw someone else speaking to someone else who looked young. James Franco wasn't there when the someone spoke to the young looking someone.
And it was assumed that those two someones had a threesomes with the actor who wasn't there.
That's a lot of assumptions and accusations based on a conversation that the first someone wasn't a part of.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I think the girlfriend in question is one of the Kink he befriended during that movie he made. He was known to hang with Princess Donna.... Could be just a girl friend

Vera L- said...

Has he learned nothing from Rob Lowe?

Count Jerkula said...

Harlow: Yer kidding, right? Middle school girls are getting arrested for producing kiddie porn when their selfies get out, but you think it would be hard to find a 15y/o adept at 3sums?

sifichick said...

Harlow today's kids are nothing like they were even a decade ago. You'd be surprised at what they get up to.

Heck I'm no spring chicken & when I was 13 some friends of mine wanted to play strip poker. I told them have fun & took off. They were also 13.

Runswithscissors said...

Happy Mother's Day to all cdaners: actual mothers, foster mothers, dads who also double as moms, parents of furry animals, sisters who raised siblings, brothers who raised siblings, everything and anything under the sun that took on a mothering role. Thank you all.
Now, excuse me, must call my mother in law and reassure her um not getting divorced yet. It will either make or brake her day.

Greengrl said...

Harlow, sorry to break it to you but threesomes at 15 are not that far fetched. When I was in 7th grade (15 years ago) several of the girls in my class were going to 3rd base with guys, non-boyfriend, at parties. You would be shocked at the stories I could tell you about the girls in my high school including freshman threesomes. Just as a FYI: I went to Catholic school all my life.

Sylvia Ryden said...

A threesome in 7th grade?!?!? Dear lord. even kids who just have regular sex at that age is disturbing as hell to me!!!

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, 15 years old is 10th grade. Still too young for 3somes, but it's not 7th grade. I know somebody whose 16 year old son received slutty selfies from his 14 year old girlfriend. Very disturbing stuff going on with kids today.

a said...

You've obviously never seen the movie, "13".

Freya said...

No one guessed Franco. I guess most people assume he's gay.

Tricia Shaw said...

He chooses young girls cuz his peen is underdeveloped and lame....
He's a friggin swine

Tricia Shaw said...

Real women laugh at him, and this he must know

sugarbread maker said...

@lady h
frolanski
love that!! stealing that!!!

Bunni said...

I went to school in Ft. Lauderdale & kids were ass fucking at 12. God knows what the kids are doing now.

Froggy England said...

Oh god, if she was fifteen, that's someone's fifteen year old daughter having sex with that and his partner. Awful.

rolotomassi said...

all the rage in the junior high schools are ecstacy orgies & flash parties at unoccupied homes and they're all sexting on that site that evaporates the pix in 30 secs.The teachers are trying 2 get the cellphones outa the classrooms its so bad.Threesomes is sooo last year.

it took forever said...

knew there was something wrong with Franco, he just has dead eyes to me

Count Jerkula said...

@Greengrl: Feel free to email me the details. Thank you.

@Bunni: Had they progressed to ass fucking, or was it a deluded attempt to hold onto their V-card?

@Rolo: SnapChat just had to pay a settlement to the Federal Trade Commission for falsely advertising that your texts and pics would disappear. That moron CEO is going to be kicking himself for not taking Facebook's huge (billion dollars?) cash offer last year.

And really, the offer shows you how stupid Zuckerberg and FB are. I can see a 13 y/o girl being to stupid to realize her bf's phone can screen cap, but when tech billionaires are unaware, it is scary. They just throwing money around to get PR bumps in stock price.

Harlow17 said...

Haha I have!

Lioness70 said...

Out here in the Jersey sticks, middle school kids are into e cig or bj parties. This according to my 14 yo son.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lioness: Jersey sticks? North, South or Central?

My worst memories of partying in the woods are the times I was too drunk/high to realize a chick was trying to get after my junk.

Note to dimwits out there: If a chick asks you to help her find some wood for the bonfire, give the doobie to a friend and go. Learn from my mistakes.

Greengrl said...

Count I'm sure you would appreciate some of my stories especially since I went to an all girls school.

I'll throw you a bone... annual ski trip & a group of girls get caught in the pool after hours being very friendly with one another, swimsuits were optional ;)

Count Jerkula said...

@greengrl: Nothing better than a pack of attention whores trying to out do each other.

Thank you.

sugarbread maker said...

you know someone is supercreepy when his constant costar/ bff seth rogan
WON'T GET HIGH with him. seth strikes me as smarter than the avg bear

sandybrook said...

10 yr old girls drink, give bjs and get laid. by 15 they are ready for anything

WareCat said...

"Spring Break for eva!"

I think his gf @ the time was Ashley Benson.

Sprink said...

Fucking hell, I'm suddenly sad and worried...

Renoblondee said...

Yikes.

JSierra said...

Snapchat sucks monkey balls now, I never should have installed that update.

Can we officially exchange Dave for James now? Dave is much, much cuter and doesn't seem like he would watch you sleep from the corner while wearing a years worth of your dirty underpants on his head.

Bunni said...

@Count It was to still be technically a virgin. They were so proud of it too.

auntliddy said...

Murky doings.

Frosty said...

I'm confused by the Academy Award winner/nominee -- does that mean the person won an Oscar, or was just nominated and won some other award? Because Franco's been nominated but has NOT won. Confused

TalksTooMuch said...

Happy Mother's Day y'all!

Bunni said...

Happy Mother's Day, doll.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hugs Bunni! Backatcha

NaughtyNurse said...

Me, too, Sprink. Me, too.

Lioness70 said...

@Count

Off of I-195 by Six Flags GA

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Count Jerkula said...

@Bunni: God bless dumb chicks.


@Lioness: Howdy, Neighbor.

You hear about the bear that got loose from GA last week? Thing was out chillin on 537. One of my buddies got pics.

Bunni said...

@Count I say God bless the poor S.O.B.s that they ended up with. At least they're probably adventurous in the sack.

Count Jerkula said...

@Bunni: I always wondered, do butt only virgins put the booty on lock down after getting wifed?

What happens if dude like the kiester better than the cooch?


How many dippy lil bims get their starfish mangled by clueless tools?

If I ever get the money, I think I'll get a diploma mill doctorate and start a .org to tutor anal only virgins.

Sprink said...

@Frosty, it means the person has definitely been nominated for an Academy Award and might have won as well.

It's Enty's way of narrowing the field for guesses.

Maureen said...

Me too. Catholic school is no guyarantee of virginity. Several girls had to drop out due to pregnancy. Some in my freshman year. I graduated in 1975. Sex in the early teen years is nothing new