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Blind Items Revealed

September 5, 2013

Negotiations are underway for this C+ list mostly movie actress to get married. Our actress, who has A+ list name recognition didn't want to get married, but her main wallet wants to settle down to ensure his status in the US. He had a suitor in mind, but our actress along with her madam have been working on a dollar figure to see that he marries the actress and not someone else.

Lindsay Lohan (apparently things are getting close)

53 comments:

derek harvey said...

Lucky guy ; )

Bacon Ranch said...

Aw man, up until 'ensure his status in the US' I was convinced it was Tommy.
She could be the new fir$t lady. Then maybe she would disappear.

Violet said...

Married to Lindsay. Wow. And the authorities will allow him a green card for this match made in heaven?

urban chaos said...

Madam, mom.. Potato potatoe

Sugar said...

Entering into a nightmare.

Seven of Eleven said...

Go, madam!

bar fly said...

Run Wallet, RUN!!!!

skippy said...

Please please please don't procreate . The world isn't & never will be ready for that

sandybrook said...

Chinese, Middle Eastern or Indian/Pakistani?

derek harvey said...

Does she not realize that the public will hate her even more if she marries some Middle-Eastern jackass with waaay too much money and power...

Unknown said...

best deal ever, costs a little bit more than the average gold-digger but with her drug use, he may be a widower before the must-be-together time until divorce.

Kno Won Uno said...

Does "he had a suitor in mind" seem like an odd turn of phrase?
'Suitor' = male.
I'm confused.

Tricia Shaw said...

It's Vikram Chatwal, I believe
Indian nightclub, lounge owner

Tricia Shaw said...

Dream Hotel, NYC etc

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@bar fly my eyes glazed over like Halle Berry as Storm and I lost consciousness from laughing too hard.

Kno Won Uno said...

@Derek - I don't get the impression she gives a rat's ass what the public thinks. Once she has buckets o' cash, she'll double not care.

Unknown said...

Main wallet wants has a suitor in mind.

maybe his son or daughter whatever.


whatever

sugarbread maker said...

Or that Turkish guy who keeps backing Hollywood movies.

RangersGirl said...

A fool & his money are soon parted.

Seven of Eleven said...

But a fool and her mommy aren't!

amanda_jf said...

Is the madam her mother?

Violet said...

I can just imagine her wedding day, she'll be so pretty in her dress, mum and dad Lohan looking on proudly. A barrell of champagne and a vat of cocaine for the wedding breakfast.

sandybrook said...

It has to be someone who doesn't read or understand English well enough to know her rep.

Shelly Shell said...

This girl doesn't actually want to work. She wants the SWAG, VIP treatment, awards, & magazine covers for just being her.

Ian's Girl said...

Why in God's name does he just not apply for citizenship?

derek harvey said...

haha he is bragging to his buddies---yup I am marrying the hot redhead from Mean Girls!

Seven of Eleven said...

If it's that Vikram guy, they are a match made in heaven. From Wiki:

On November 8, 2009, Chatwal was committed for drug addiction treatment at the psychiatric ward of Masina Hospital in Byculla.

In February 2010, it was reported that Chatwal had attended a rehab facility for treatment of drug and alcohol addiction.

In August 2010, it was reported Chatwal's flagship property the Dream Hotel in Manhattan was scheduled to enter foreclosure proceedings within 90 days if he did not make payment on a $99 million mortgage.

In 2011, Chatwal checked in to Promises, a rehabilitation facility, in Malibu, California, to be treated for addiction. Chatwal has also been an inpatient at Hazelden, a residential treatment center in Minnesota.

In 2012, Lindsay Lohan was arrested at Chatwal's Dream Hotel.

On April 2, 2013, Chatwal was arrested at Florida's Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport and charged with drug trafficking six grams of heroin and possession of cocaine, heroin, marijuana, Xanax, lorazepam, ketamine and various other drugs. Chatwal was released on bond the next day.

On April 28, 2013, Chatwal was reported to have been kicked out of the Cherry Restaurant, located in Chatwal’s own Dream Hotel.

Chatwal was sentenced to 12 months of residential treatment, and as of August 2013, is a patient at Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan, Connecticut. Chatwal's plea deal includes being subjected to random drug testing.


Susan said...

LMAO - madam, mom, potato, potatoe. OMG. That's the best.

I wonder if he'll hook her up with a colossal closet for her clothes and accessories hoarding addiction. Kinda jealous about that actually.

That docu-series really showed the hot mess that she is. Argh.

FrenchGirl said...

The guys that she"sees" are not married?

EastCoaster said...

Lovely. Pray God Lindsay isn't so delusional as to think the public will want to watch her romantic engagement & wedding chronicled on reality TV! Well here's one thing we know for sure: Oprah will NOT be submitting a bid, thank you very much!

babo said...

It s actually not that stupid (if you can stand the public shame): it s definitely better to marry Lindsay for her citizenship (which is still intact) than her ladyparts (which have seen more wear and tear probably)

TalksTooMuch said...

She was so pretty!! With the worst.attitude.ever. and the singing...anyway, mazel tov to the happy couple!

crila16 said...

Would Lindsay's madame be Dina per chance?

Harry Knuckles said...

Why doesn't he just invest? My understanding is that so long as one can prove that the capital was obtained legally, then just about anyone can buy their way into the U S by way of an investment visa. I think it's $100,000 for residency and $500,000 for citizenship and you can't be too scummy. I think I just answered my own question.

Froggy England said...

Tara Reid could also be possible,,,,,

Sherry said...

I always thought Vikram Chatwal was already married. I think it's the Turkish guy. Vikram seems to be otherwise disposed thanks to Seven's amazing post. Someone in his family would be putting the kabosh on that coupling anyway I would think.

Gotta be the Turkish guy and yeah, Madam, mom..potato potaato...excellent.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Michael is going to walk her down the aisle in his mesh shirt.

EastCoaster said...

Tx for the great info! He indeed would be Mr. Right for Lindsay.

EastCoaster said...

Exactly. She's an actress who doesn't care about acting. Has no interest in the " craft" of it, only the trimmings that come with being a star. As a person, she seems to be soul-less. Hallow on the inside.

EastCoaster said...

Obviously I meant "hollow."

EastCoaster said...

*snickering* And also maybe perform the ceremony? After all, he was ordained as a minister a few years ago.!

Lurker Girl said...

all of @7's examples are enough to make the Green card people nervous. Too bad he won't promise to take her ass to India permanently...as a trade...

Habibti said...

Probably some fat hairy russian/arab gazillionaire.

JMY said...

I've long given up hope on Lindsay getting her shit together. She's firmly got her finger pushed down on the self destruct button and seems to be quite fine with making a mockery of herself (that list she leaked is a good example) as long as it makes some headlines and brings in some quick money.

She bangs on about wanting to start acting again and living a normal life yet she has no real idea of what a normal life is like without the drugs and the alcohol.

She'll probably carry on like this for a few years until she's found in some hotel room all alone.

Sad.

BeckyMae said...

@Sherry I was thinking the same, can't be Chatwal as he is already married and I don't think he has any residency issues just addiction and money!!

J LO said...

I tried watching her mess of a reality show. I thought that train wreck would be amusing but only made it through 2 episodes. The narcissism just pissed me off.

TLP said...

Will she ask the Ofrah to be her maid of honor?

Princess Nobody said...

Mohammed Al Turki The happy couple in New York last year

nevarmore said...

And after the ceremony Linds is found floating facedown in the hotel pool in 3 - 2 - 1...

Alita said...

I think I know this one - that Vicram Chatwal (?) guy was recently busted with all those drugs on a flight, hence the concern about being barred from the States.

I mean if they stopped Nigella from coming in, he must be on dead shaky ground.

Alita said...

Oh famn - I pre committed to my guess before reading the comments, threw my hat as it were, but you guys have already debunked!

I guess when is Lindsay there are loads of contenders. Nice shout out to Dina in the blind, though!

Studio54 said...

There must be three letters of the English language that someone MUST clue him in on before the happy event: S-T-D.

di butler said...

What about the prince of Brunei? I think that would be a way to get solid US footholds.