Saturday, May 31, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 18, 2013

This A list celebrity feels he got mistreated by the press in a recent relationship with another A list celebrity. So, he is getting back at her by selling stories about her and their romance to a tabloid who is going to call him a friend of the celebrity. The stories are supposed to be really really good in a very embarrassing kind of way.

Harry Styles/Taylor Swift

118 comments:

sandybrook said...

The twinkle wants her to write a song about him that's all that is.

Bacon Ranch said...

What did she do, steal his hair gel?

sandybrook said...

*twink*

Jerry Seinfeld said...

No comment.
Yawn.

Renoblondee said...

Has anyone seen these articles?

sugarbread maker said...

Like that she baked his cookies in a fit of rage or that she cut the heads off all his teddy bears. I knew she was crazy when she walked in. Shame on me now

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Where were those supposed stories? I was really looking forward to hearing how to cook meth in an Easy Bake Oven.

Lady Heisenberg said...
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derek harvey said...

I didn't read the blame just read the names revealed. My young niece loves loves T Swift and I could certainly think of worse people for her to look up to.

Mark B said...

Didn't he call her "Asexual" in an interview?

TalksTooMuch said...

I like the blind where she was stomping around in an ariport hangar swearing about him!

Ian's Girl said...

Oh, FFS. How old is this young man??? Did he not Google her?? Please. He just needs to come out already and quit being such a whiny little bitch.

QueenAnne Guido said...

I don't believe his testicles have descended yet. Swifty could serve him on a platter. He he he.

Lady Heisenberg said...

huh?!!

derek harvey said...

*the blind

TalksTooMuch said...

Gweeds!

QueenAnne Guido said...

TTM. Good afternoon.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Wigs - Easy Bake Oven Meth!

laura ramona said...

Oh no Ent.. Lohan bloathan is spreading rumors she is gettin a house in London. does she really think she can afford a 3 million property in Chelsea ?? Another fake milionairesse

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Seven, Duh.

How else do you cook meth?

laura ramona said...

Seriously Blohan has to stop dreaming and faking her lover s budget on rent!!!only!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry to rant but WHAT. THE. FUCK. This is the SECOND Saturday with no blinds. Do NOT do this again next Saturday, Enty.

laura ramona said...

Ban her from blinds pls..

laura ramona said...

Get her out of UK for Christ sake

Sunshine said...

Team Taylor Swift.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Heisenberg, but we did get a Stacey Dash reveal and a few Almost Reveals.

And no "tenuous connections."

TalksTooMuch said...

How is your day,Gweeds??

laura ramona said...

Asshole . team Taylor too

Violet said...

Go Harry. Team 1 D.

laura ramona said...

Don t be patriotic Violet... not now. we have Blohan now here

Violet said...

That's not patriotism talking Laura, that's alcohol. Early evening 'date night' with Mr V. Left the V jrs to fend for themselves. Good times.

laura ramona said...

Ohhhh Violet. I stand by your side now :) xx

Sherry said...

Violet you need to get off the interwebs and start the lovin' up on Mr. V grrrll!

How was Harry bashed when they split? Seemed like a non relationship anyway. It lasted all of 15 minutes FFS.

laura ramona said...

So the nulity nule zero of Harry will say that Taylor called him 60 times a day... 1 D is dead by the way. will go back to where they were. zeros

laura ramona said...

Who is this guy anyway??lol

QueenAnne Guido said...

Im doing my impression of one eyed Charlie. Ror the nezt two months im down to one eye. Getting used to the patch. Everything is distorted. Totally blind on one side and cant see what's at my feet.

Least favorite outcome is stepping on the cat. Poor dear.

Violet said...

Sherry - Mr V is now entertaining V jr no 1 friends. V jr no 1 is mortified. I am sneaking off to the bedroom hoping to avoid a bit of 'lovin'. Oh to be Harry's age again with all the angst of young love.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh no, Gweeds, what happened to your peeper? Sounds like you need a seeing-eye- TTM

JoElla said...

Ahh @Violet, my 3 are old enough to truly be left alone! One is even old enough to drive them around! So nice having a wee bit of a life again.

Amy said...

Well I personally can't wait for the ex-boyfriend who lets loose with songs to embarrass her like Taylor does about all her exes. She is so deserving of the shitshow that is coming her way eventually.

jack ducky said...

This blind is a year old so obviously he didn't do anything. Also what kind of sense does it make that he feels mistreated by the press but would go after Taylor? And the whole damn relationship was fake anyways so who cares?

Catherine said...

@Bacon Ranch you made me spit diet coke all over the screen. Your hair gel comment is priceless!!!

Violet said...

Joella - we just said that while we were out. We have our life back again. It was fab. If a little bit alcoholic.

jack ducky said...

Why? Because like every other musician, make or female, she writes songs based off her love life? Yeah no she's totally evil for calling assholes out in her music.

laura ramona said...

Amy deserving what? she and him are making money from it lol

laura ramona said...

Don t explain violet.. you are ok. Some are not..

sugarbread maker said...

Way way to but I am currently reading softpedia.com under news and lifestyle. The Kimye wedding is broken down in detail and it is Highlarious. A must read.

laura ramona said...

You are correct Jack.. she is just writing about assholess as she bumps into them

jack ducky said...

She has shitty taste in guys but again she's a musician and they all write about their shitty relationships so idk why Taylor is the only one who gets hell for it.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Or a seeing eye pussy. He he. My nieces decided that if I was going to wea an eye patch that it should be bedazzled with rhinestone s. Im to be the gayest pirate ever. Gay pirates don't walk a plank, they sashay a plank.

I'll be fine. But im seriously half blind for a bit. Work should be fun. I can only imagine the looks the patch gets on Monday.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Meh
Thanks for the pep talk, Wigs. I'm taking a pool break and feel much better now

laura ramona said...

True words

TalksTooMuch said...

All the best, fella!

FS said...

"Oh wah, my fake romance with Taylor Swift didn't make me seem straight enough so I'm going to say mean things about her instead of attempting to be classy." -alleged Harry Styles.

That mess made them both look bad, glad they've both pretty much kept their mouths shut since then. 1D has their own problems now.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Trying to upload eye patch photo...

TalksTooMuch said...

That is the awesomest Gay Pirate Patch EVAR! Charlie, I think you know what you need to do...bedazzle thyself!

Violet said...

That is truly fab Guido. I had an ulcerated cornea a year it so back. The worst god damn pain ever. But I would almost go through it all again just to get to wear a patch like that ( not that I in any way hope that you are in pain obviously).

RowdyRodimus said...

@QueenAnne, no wonder you need an eye patch. Didn't you read the new instruction on Lite Brites that the pegs are no longer suitable for eye insertion?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Talk about your Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!!!

I may have to engage in brinkmanship and hot glue Swarovski crystals to mine.

aliciabutterfly26 said...

I love Swifty, she's a savvy business woman and a hellava role model, but good lord you could not pay me to date her.

aliciabutterfly26 said...

I love Swifty, she's a savvy business woman and a hellava role model, but good lord you could not pay me to date her.

MeanieRhysie said...

This thread is a mess! LOL

Rob Horine said...

Sounds like a real peach. No wonder Taylor started 'paling around' with Karlie.

Sherry said...

Gweeds that is HI larious! Hope you heal quickly however.

Vi- I guess we have a different view of what's the perfect date night. The Opster is total easy prey when I get some alcohol in him. I totally take advantage of that. And since the roomie is gone for the weekend I may just have to plot and plan taking advantage.

Meanie: Girl it's a better mess with you here. Miss you sweetie.

MeanieRhysie said...

Hey Sherry, luv! :) Miss you, too, betch!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Well if anyone wasn't aware that u are a happy pirate, they will be now.
....r u suuuuure that was ur nieces idea?? RR. rr rr

P.s. The "queenanne" threw me...I should have kept reading ur name. It's good to know now, cuz I enjoy ur comments. Hope ur eye heals soon. U can always wear the patch just for funsies later.

SaintsFan said...

OT but did anyone see Jaden Smith at the Kardashian wedding? White Batman. Yep. http://i.imgur.com/FD2GdxJ.jpg

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

SaintsFan, that little turd looks like an extra from Gaga's Bad Romance video.

Though it is kinda funny he probably took attention aware from Fishstix and the Armenian Urinal.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

O BLAWDY ELL. No one believes the two were actually "romantic".
When I say "no one" I just mean me.

I saw the pool he was partaking in recently. Remenicent of Brian Singers' raves. Dude needs to just jump in the water, man up, and enjoy his real self.
The girlies will still swoon, and fantasize.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sugarbread, golden toilet tower? Jesus.

MISCH said...

He's gay he really needs to shut-up

Sherry said...

Meanie only you can call me betch and make me love you more.

Seven of Eleven said...

I must see the gay pirate eye patch.

@SYF: Guido is one my faves, too.

LowKey said...

Violet, the bedroom might not be the best place to hide if you're trying to AVOID the lovin'
Juss sayin'...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Seven..I "see" u have good taste
I like ur comments too.
I'm new. Woods. OFF TOPIC NOW , but such a great bunch of commenters. I feel like naming some that stick out. HOLD ON. Sip. Sip. Swag.
OK
U - seven! Of coarse
Kristin wiglet
OMG lady Hhhhh
Man-dyBrook
Derek
Count. That fucking Jerkula. ;-p
Riven. (We should talk. I think we have some things in common.)
Of coarse 1 eye
And not to forget QuernAnne (that's why I'm here writing this to Seven and her fab friends)
OMG. AUNT Tiddy
&
Violet
!!!!!!
Oh ya. I like Enty.
Someone grab the hook and me off
HOLLY Carp. I almost forgot a gurhhll whom, I can see, EVERYBODY LURVS. ---WeBeBookin's TalksTooMuch. (So cute)
Anyway thanks to all of ur witty selves. There are more, but everyone's prob past out on their raft, cott, flat...
I feel like listening to Shania Vain now. SYF -out
Ps tomorrow I'm going to be mad that I didn't give props, thank, someone who I have been enjoying.
Music drowns out my podium.

LowKey said...

Lady, I read that as POOP break...

Which also works.

sandybrook said...

Ty Sincerely

Cocoa said...

I can't believe you forgot to include Sugar in your Love List!

Sprink said...

I get absolutely no gay vibe whatsoever from Harry. None. Nada. Zippo. Rien. Zilch. Not even the hair.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow,thanks, SYF! Always nice to see new commenters!

teresa crane said...

SYF you left a lot of people off of your list... :/

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks, SYF! Glad you haven't given up on these hobos :)

Cocoa!!'

Riven said...

SYF!! I'm blushing at the name drop. My email is in my profile, I'm always down to talk. :)

Riven said...

@Violet is V Jr a penis or a child. I'm so confused.

LowKey said...

Indeed! Who could not love the gruesome twosome that is Sugar and Cocoa!?!

Cocoa said...

Word, teresa crane!

LowKey said...

Rowdy, is that you in your avi?

Cocoa said...

Low Key, you are right at the top of my list. I could fawn the hell out of you!!

RowdyRodimus said...

@LowKey Yep, that's me in all my horrendousness

Cocoa said...

.... and Heyyyyy, Kristin! :-)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dropping kids off at the pool LOL

Sprink said...

@theresa crane...it was never going to end well.

Like an Oscar acceptance speech, someone is bound to be left out.

Rome said...
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Rome said...

What kind of little punk does this? Oh, the Press mistreated me so I'm going to betray a woman I was intimate with? Disgusting. Karma's a bitch, dude.

LowKey said...

Shut. Up. You're a cutie! You look quite a bit like my hubs actually. :)

Studio54 said...

Taylor Swift seems like Albert Einstein compared to his current illiterate bimbo fame ho Kendall. What's his excuse for her?

Sherry said...

I didn't get called out either. Darn.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Omg! Thank you sincerely @sincerely! You ROCK

@7: Sorry for the cheesiness but my friend posted this and it reminded me of
YOU

Seven of Eleven said...

I always feel like, if pressed, I'd pull a Hilary Swank myself. :D So many awesome commenters here, it would be a huge list of "oh and Huntsman!" "I forgot to mention EricIsaNorthman!" "Wait, I forgot Kelly2.0!" "TheRealHughJackman, can't forget him since he's on my lam list!" add-on comments.

(OK, that last one isn't even a joke. He totally is.)

sugarbread maker said...

@7. Oh no I think cosima is in trouble! !!

Cocoa said...

Sherry, come over, have a beer, tell me some fun stories about your past careers. :)

#banter
#loveyoumeanit

Renoblondee said...

Anybody up? I just watched the About Last Night remake. Adore the original. This one was okay. Love the Joan and Bernie dynamic! They were hilarious! The Debbie and Danny dynamic was basic bland.

Renoblondee said...

I feel so guilty being all hedonistic since my kids school ended Friday! Staying up, watching movies, drinking vodka!

Alita said...

What a nice thread to read on a Sunday!

Guido's eyepatch is of the awesome - nice going by the nieces :)

Rowdy and his impending date ... Rowdy it's hard to separate appearances from all the nice stuff you've spoken about - the massive Easter egg hunt springs to mind. But you're good looking - that's saying something when the snap is a desk cam shot, too. High Five for being great!

Oh and poor Harry Styles ... definitely the loser of this thread. You date (or even fake date, if that's what it was) Taylor Swift, then you know what you're getting!

Alita said...

And there are definitely to many awesome commenters here to list.

Sherry said...

Cocoa sounds like a plan! What's your beer preference?

TalksTooMuch said...

You are definitely one of my favourites, Alita!

TalksTooMuch said...

Hi Reno! I was wondering how the remake would hold up! Woot for late nights + vodka!

Sherry said...

Agreed Alita. Pretty awesome peeps here.

Henriette said...

Somebody wants a song!

Henriette said...

Somebody wants a song!

smadger Badger said...

Not wishing to appear to be jumping on the bandwagon, but I confess, I visit for the hilarious and usually NSFW comments, the Canadian pronunciations, the 'pull up a chair, grab a bowl of popcorn' moments - certainly not Enty's atrocious writing skills!

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Lady H! I'm totally with you about the blinds...but what a great read this was to wake up to! I've been up since 5:15, the puppy had to go out and I'm trying to keep the house quiet..Too funny about the Eye Patch!! Okay..puppy up again, have to go put her out again! Oh Gretchen!! Your making me crazy!! Out for now! Hopefully some blinds today..love the patch Queen, very cool!

Cocoa said...

Sherry, I prefer them cold, while I'm relaxing on a warm patio. :-) Will drink anything except motor-oil-dark.

Hammer_Girl said...

@Queen- the patch kicks ass!! I say wear it and rock out with your c@$k out. I've got bail money for ya;)

Count Jerkula said...

I love the dude's tact, but I would have been up front about it. "If you write any stupid songs about me, be prepared to have stories leaked to the tabloids about how you love facials, have your assistants squeeze the zits on your ass, and never groom your pubes."

Count Jerkula said...

@Sincerely: Thanks for putting me on the Cool List.

BeckyMae said...

Sincerely's Cool List is 100% more accurate than any of Enty's!!