Sunday, May 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 11, 2014

This B- list mostly movie actress is going to drop to C soon because I just don't like her. She only stays at B because of her name. Nobody likes her. Nobody. I'm not even sure her husband likes her. Anyway, she was trying to get into a building this week and there was a line of people also waiting to get in. Our actress started yelling at them to get out of her way because she is a celebrity. She tried to get security to let her in first but they said she had to wait in line to go through security like everyone else.

Jessica Biel

38 comments:

sandybrook said...

I remember this one more for everybody getting on Enty for being so full of himself in making that first statement.

Seven of Eleven said...

Props to LowKey for sussing out that first sentence:

Well, this explains why Enty's ratings fluctuate from minute to minute.

audrey said...

And Renoblondie nailed it! Good guessing.

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't even think I would recognize her in a crowd unless I was standing behind her and she was wearing the daisy dukes from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Violet said...

I do wonder how that goes though - does she actually walk up and down shouting 'let me in, I'm a celebrity' or is it a little less obvious than that?

sandybrook said...

I mistook California Chrome for her just yesterday.

Renoblondee said...

Thanks audrey!

Sherry said...

What does Timberlake get out of this marriage? Funny she had to continue to stand in line after her hissy fit.

Steampunk Jazz said...

You know you're disliked when even the bouncers won't cut you a break. That is some Serious across the board dislike if the service staff can expect management backup in that situation; )
Hi guys!

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning Steamy!!

Violet said...

Hey Steamy.

sandybrook said...

Hi Steamy

Froggy England said...

Seriously ,,,she started to shout " get out of my way, I'm a celebrity" lol. I'm not sure I believe that to be honest. It would have been fun to watch if she had though.:-))

Harlow17 said...

I've never understood the little bit of hype she had what ten yrs ago now? There are so many prettier and likable girls out there. She's like sock lint

LowKey said...

Thanks, Seven!

Bally said...

Has she done anything successful since leaving 7th Heaven?

Too lazy to IMDb her.

The Enquirer said...

Is her marriage to Justin Timberlake real? I ask because they are never seen photographed together and when they are, they just don't have any chemistry. I saw photos of them on a yacht not long ago and they seemed like casual friends.

Count Jerkula said...

If she needs something to do to pass thr time waiting in line, she could hire me to eat her butt.

clearly4you said...

So I guess Basic Bitch is at it again *yawn*. I am curious about her and JT...I just don't get it. Weird pairing IMO.

NaughtyNurse said...

I'd imagine she went a little pushy shovey to the front of the line with "Excuuuse ME! EXCUSE ME! GAWD!" And then once up front announced, "Don't you have a separate entrance for celebrities?! I shouldn't have to wait in line like this! It helps YOU if I'm SEEN HERE!!" And then she got booted to the back of the line.

Steven Flores said...

I never saw the great appeal as well, yes she has a great body and yes she has a very nice , big butt for a white girl, but there were always prettier girls than her. Plus like people have said, she has the personality of lint and can't act her way out of a paper bag.

Mark Kaepplein said...

Lines are a no win situation for celebs. Look selfish for advancing to the front. Look like a chump with no pull for waiting in one.

Sherry said...

LOL Count that just made me laugh for the bluntness of the statement. She does have an amazing ass but I think I'd have more luck tossing her salad if rumors are true. Off to dream now.

LowKey said...

Uhhhh thanks for the visual, Count!

hairydawg said...

Count' post cracked me up, too.
Mostly because I believe he'd do it, right there in the line.

sandybrook said...

Tossed salad isn't on today's menu :(

Lovelyloie said...

Zzzzzzero personality.

Unknown said...

By name alone I can't keep Alba and Biel straight.....

auntliddy said...

Im glad they made her wait. She really thinks her shit doesnt stink. I dont think she has any friends.

cowbulls said...

She should have said, "One of the very best asses and spectacular body needs to squeeze thru". I'd let her squeeze past me any day.

Aoife said...

"Do you know who I am" always works so well doesn't it?

Thiz said...

I call BS. I've met & hung out with her on more than one occaission. She's super nice & Justin adores her.

jo davies said...

yeah not sure about this one....

Thiz said...

I do know they work at keeping their relationship private. Can't blame them.

And hi y'all! New poster...kept meaning to introduce myself but I gots the AD

Gil said...

I loved her on 7th Heaven because she made her own jump shots. She can really play basketball!

Lux said...

Can someone please explain to me what 'tossing the salad' means? I always thought it was a handy, but some of the ways you guys have used it have me puzzled and I'm not sure what I'll get if I google. I'm tired and confused :(

Count Jerkula said...

@Lux: Tossed Salad = Eating Butt

Lux said...

I knew I could rely on you, Count ;)