Thursday, May 29, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 23, 2014

Well, well, well. This B list mostly movie actress who is relying on her A+ list name recognition to stay in the B list range needed a window repaired in the bedroom of her apartment because of a bird strike. Apparently some furniture had to be moved and behind one of the pieces of furniture were several sex toys. I wonder if she used them when she was married to her actor ex. Probably needed to.

Katie Holmes

42 comments:

sandybrook said...

Katie you go girl!

FSP said...

That must have been a big bird.

Count Jerkula said...

Katie need real dick. Aint no D-do gonna pull her hair, slap her ass and call her a dirty lil girl.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sooo between the booze deliveries and sex toys, sounds like Katie is a LOT more fun than those booties would indicate!

Procrastibator said...

Strap on and think of Travolta.

Seven of Eleven said...

Sure. A woman with a small child is going to hide her sex toys behind furniture rather than in a drawer or a high closet shelf.

Count Jerkula said...

@7: Got to keep em within arm's reach while in bed.

Violet said...

I agree 7 - mind you the amount of times we've given small children garbled explanations about balloons in the bedside cabinet.

Froggy England said...

This was guessed want it,,,,

AJ said...

I knew it !!!

Procrastibator said...

It's mommy's ear cleaner.

Robert said...

Somehow the mental image of Katie Holmes using sex toys is just... wrong. Of course, she can do whatever she likes--no fault, no foul. But the idea of her getting busy that way is almost more than I can handle.

Kno Won Uno said...

All right, I'll say it.
I prefer organic penis.
There.

OneEyeCharlie said...

She probably set them on top of an armoire. They rolled off the back and it was too heavy for her to move.

Look at me.... getting all logical and what not. Now lets focus again on Katie H destroying it with some of Evolved's finest.

Sunshine said...

Doc Johnson or Don Wand?

Faceblaster said...

When asked for comment Holmes replied it was not the first time she'd had a tiny dildo up in her biddness.

Froggy England said...

Seriously she's getting a bit of a rep on here,,,firstly she is getting hammered by mid afternoon and lying in amongst the debris of her wine bottles, now she's some kind of sex toy officionado,,,if once being married to tom cruise wasn't bad enough,...

Procrastibator said...

Meh. She's still as bland as rice pudding.

Riven said...

Ok ok fine but is the toy at least named Gary Busey?

Wen said...

Who ever leaked this, needs to be fired. Is there no privacy anymore?

Senor Salty said...

I wonder if the strap still has Tom's ass stench on it.

Procrastibator said...

No SeƱor. The ass stench signed a waiver.

Sherry said...

Ewww Salty. You just HAD to go there.

No biggie here. Who doesn't have a few dildos in their bedroom?

Danni P said...

She WAS married to Tom Cruise .... #littlehands #littlefeet

Gotta get it HOWEVER u can

Just Another HR Lady said...

Another project for Katie. She's getting busy, she may have to put the sex toys and booze aside for a while.

http://m.deadline.com/2014/05/katie-holmes-joins-woman-in-gold/

rajahcat said...

indeed

Hammer_Girl said...

It's the Plain Jane's that always pull out the freak card.

WareCat said...

Seven, there was a time I was babysitting my brother & I found him jumping on my parent's bed using her vibrator to fight off imaginary enemies.

I shld remind him of that.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@warecat that is just amazzzing

Count Jerkula said...

@Sunshine: I imagine Hitachi Magic Wand and a rubber Fist of Adonis.

umop 3pisdn said...

Was Big Bird in town???

skippy said...

Awww Katie has a bunny!

Renoblondee said...

And shady.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Laffin!
My nephew, at about 3, brought his parents toy out to play with to the living room full of relatives.

And, at my parents house garage sale my two 7 year old nieces were having fun going thru my moms old clothes next thing I know they're sitting on tbe floor giving each other back massages with my mom's ...."back massager".

NaughtyNurse said...

Good for her!

anon said...

Didn't she buy that apartment after their split? I'm guessing no

LowKey said...

Hello dildo! Hello latex fist!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Maybe this is some dumb bunny's idea of a good tale to leak to make Katie more sexual, just to get attention.

If it's true, do we now know she prefers dark chocolate or white chocolate? And Donkey D, Paint Can, Well endowed, Needle D with tickler tip?

Riven said...

@LowKey +10000000
Brb dying.

Jacq said...

Every story I hear about her being a closet lush and having a rubber wang behind the bedside table just make me like her more. Makes her seem less totally scrambled in the brains, especially combined with the spectacularly successful way in which she escaped Tom.

MISCH said...

Now this can happen to anyone…ask my telephone repair man

laura ramona said...

I know Count.. had same problem with my ex. After 30 second sex I needed a re do fast with some porn in front.