Sunday, May 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 3, 2013

This B list mostly movie actor has had some great roles and been in one of the biggest movies of all time. He also says that he would have quit acting if he had to work with this A list mostly movie actress again, who he called the most boring person he has ever met and a complete wasteland of personality.

Orlando Bloom/Keira Knightley

48 comments:

sandybrook said...

Youre not exactly Prince Charming.

Violet said...

Well we can't all like everybody. She seems ok to me ( disclaimer - I don't actually know her and have no idea really).

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

TalksTooMuch said...

Whaaaat? Can't work with boring?? Then how does Vin Diesel ever get any costars? Minus personality. But overstate much?

derek harvey said...

I am not a fan of boring but boring over crazy any day of the week in terms of working relations! Besides he seems boring himself...If he does not want boring co-stars he can give Lindsay a call! Shes a barrel of fun...

Count Jerkula said...

Don't those traits go hand in hand w/ most anorexics? Bulimics are the fun ones, no?

Violet said...

VIP. Because my workplace is a riot of excitement, next week we are nominating our top 5 heroes, to be discussed. You will be in there.

Snit said...

pot. kettle. black., orlando

Sunshine said...

Wasn't this douche bag on Lindsay Lohan's handwritten list of sex partners? Need I say more?

derek harvey said...

Also---he is rumored to be hanging-out/dating Selena Gomez. And his baby mama is rumored to have hooked-up with the Biebs. Maybe he mistakes boring for maturity...

David Howes said...

In other words: She refused to sleep with him.

Froggy England said...

I don't like Keira knightly at all, something annoying just looking at her face, I don't know why, but to be fair here, being boring is not a crime, nor is it a crime in the workplace.

Kat has left the building said...

I bet she wouldn't sleep with him and nobody would believe she's the go-to female insult when a male's ego is insulted- crazy, he went with boring.

TalksTooMuch said...

But you're gonna quit ACTING because your co-star is boring? Whatever, man

Kat has left the building said...

Lol @david you beat me to it!

Pip said...

The older I get, the more Bloom looks like a 12 year old boy.

VIPblonde said...

@Violet :)

sugarbread maker said...

Bloom the crybaby shocker.

fancyscreenname said...

She makes him feel inadequate for some reason.

Renoblondee said...

I miss Ted ' s tales of him.

Rose said...

I think someone took something that was a bad joke and turned it into a blind item.

FrenchGirl said...

And this guy was married to Miranda Kerr ( a model)??
I guess she doesn't like to party or she refused to fuck him.They did 3 movies together!
It's probably a joke! It's too stupid

shopgirl said...

This reminds me of a Q&A with Tom Baker (aka Doctor Who) when he said Jeremy Irons was the most boring actor he'd ever worked with. Later in the Q&A he was asked what his idea of hell was. He answered: Being stuck on an elevator with Jeremy Irons.

MovingOn said...

Hahahahaha! This cracks me up.

I'm with you @Froggy: Keira bugs me to no end. Not sure why but she does.

hothotheat said...

Why do people think other folks need to entertain them? Work is work. Yes its fun to have good times at work but its not a requirement, nor should it be.

That said, as much as I love him in LOR, the fact that he dates/marries VS models says a lot about him and his expectations.

Gypsytrill said...

She is a walking definition of vacuous.

Seven of Eleven said...

I can never, ever, ever hate Elizabeth Bennett. Legolas seems like a very good, hands-on papa, too.

So I'm going with TTM's "yeah, right".

TalksTooMuch said...

Seven, I totally appreciate the support, but Jennifer Ehle will ALWAYS be Elizabeth Bennet

Tina Mallette said...

Exactly hothotheat if he find Keira boring and he and Miranda are hardly stellar examples of wit and intellectual thought, that means she must be really really boring or it's the only word his little brain could come up with?

Now if he said she was annoying, always late/unprofessional on set, a horrible actress, narcissistic, mean to crew members and puppies, that would make sense.

Seven of Eleven said...

Not disagreeing with you at all, TTM! Love Jennifer Ehle's LizzyB! But I liked Kiera's, too.

I'm a Jane Austen pimp. :D

TalksTooMuch said...

I love alls the Lizzies too, Seven!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Maybe that's a compliment when you look at the woman he really liked;a narcissistic, self promoting, Land Hoooooooooe (that's pirate speak. Rr)

NaughtyNurse said...

Those overalls of hers are reason not to work with her again.

clearly4you said...

I still love you Orlando! Miranda is so stupid to have let you go...

msgirl said...

I know someone who worked with her and said she's super sweet and nice but very shy and somewhat a loner. So he calls her boring because she never opened up to him, I guess.

LowKey said...

But he's so pretty *sigh*
I still would.
He'd have to wear the Legolas hair though.

TTM, how's your brother? ;)

TalksTooMuch said...

He's great, LowKey! Although he was talking about heading to San Diego. ..

Jessie said...

That's funny, I've heard Miranda Kerr cannot carry a conversation.

MadLyb said...

Keira Knightly is an incredibly bad actress, but she looks good in billowing frocks, so she gets a lot of roles in period pieces. There are worse things than having a boring co-worker. Much worse!

Alexa Rose said...

Yeah right, he would JUMP at the chance to do another Pirates movie with her. His career isn't exactly on fire. Gotta respect a man like Viggo who declined to be in the Hobbit movies because his character wasn't in the books. Unlike, cough cough, Legolas.

Sprink said...

Ha, David Howes!

Sprink said...

Excellent point about Viggo, Alexa. Integrity, dammit!

As for the blind, who was the co-star? I fell asleep after reading the name Orlando Bloom...zzzzzz

Mango said...

I never cared for the Pirate movies but I ADORED Knightley in Pride and Prejudice. I thought she captured the essence of Elizabeth Bennett. Jennifer Ehle is a marvelous, underrated actress but she was oddly too matronly in the role. She's wonderful but she was not Lizzie Bennett.

cowbulls said...

I think he fell off the ship and bumped his head. Miranda and Selena are not known for their personalities. Keira shot him down.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey haters, Kiera was awesome in Domino. She was in the pirate movies to have fun not act. You know they were fun...."Got a cutlass and I will cut a bitch! Oops, sorry Orlando... :-P "

SrslyMike said...

Well, I kinda knew Keira was a flat character, but not in this sense.

evie2345 said...

Spot on.
Who cares if a costar in a big movie is boring? There are plenty of other people around, and they just had to work together not spend the rest of their lives together. Totally just a stupid excuse.

Axel Carlisle said...

Sounds like it was a joke and someone took it seriously.