August 28, 2013
This former A+ list tweener is now a B+ when it comes to talent and A++ when it comes to name recognition. She says that when she spent some time with this A+ list celebrity/rapper this week he would text his current significant other, but spent most of the time with his male assistant either giving him shoulder rubs or sitting on his lap or even rubbing his feet.
Miley Cyrus/Kanye West
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51 comments:
Those 2 deserve each other and the scorn everyone in the world gives them. As far as Miley...stick to girls.
excuse you, enty. miley might be ridiculous at times but that girl is A list talent if not A+ talent.
Excuse me while I reenact Master Culkin's face slap in home alone.
The Village Idiot that is about to marry The Village Whore.
The thought of Kanye cuddling in someone's lap is pretty funny.
I'm LOL
Wouldn't we all get our assistant's to do that though? What's an assistant for if it's not to give you a back and shoulder rub? Sitting in the lap is a bit odd granted.
@Wen
Scrub the first apostrophe.
Slightly OT but @Lux's gawker link from the Willow Smith thread yesterday bears repeating..
Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner Explore Arts & Crafts-Based Sex Cult
I will forever associate KK with this news article. And of course the golden showers.
I mean isn't that what assistant are for?
that's a great gif
I doubt the Little Armenian Urinal* minds.
*copyright texas rose 2014
@Jack Ducky, I agree with you about Miley's talent. I think she's going to have a long career - possibly longer than Taylor Swift's.
Now, this is hilarious
little
?? Meant to add a ? to that.
I dunno, she's all squat and shit. Like a kumquat. Or Zach Galifinakis.
Such a disturbing image, kanyee getting those little feeties rubbed. Ugh.
Kanye's got a massive ego, but is richer than any of us, so he may be onto something. We all need to go around constantly proclaiming we are genisus.
@Ray, I aim to please. (I think I stole it from VIP, though, so her aim is higher.)
Boom!
Kanye gives me the creeps. Can't stand him and his ego, too.
the pointy dick in my avi has as much talent as Miley
Hairydawg: will she give me a pearl necklace too?
I beg to differ. Her live performances are hit or miss & I'm sure we can all agree that she can't dance. I think Enty gave her a fair rating.
The way I read this is Kanye's doing the rubbing rather than receiving it. AND THAT would be extremely shocking news, he's all for getting rubbed and not rubbing.
Miley reminds me of an adolescent Bonobo chimp, screeching and humping on everything.
i dont buy it
Soooooo miley would have fucked if he wasnt into the mens?
How come dawg gets to have a dick in his avi but if I have just a little boob or lady butt I'm a disgusting perv?
Who said she didn't fuck? My money would be that she did anyway.
Noooo,, as much as I can't stand the thought of Kanye or miley, I simply cannot see Kanye sitting on his male assistants lap, that's just too silly for words,,,,lol.
@ Harry knuckles,,,it's a valid question,,,lol.
Oh shit!
Harry - most readers have vagines
Harry, the alternative is a pic of me, same pose, same costume.
I have yet to see a live performance of hers, other than that vma mess, that hasn't been good. She's a much stronger singer live than most other artists out there. Also she doesn't actually try to dance well so.
I can very much see Kanye sitting on his "assistants" lap and rubbing his feet. He owes him big time for this circus he's performing for the K-Klan. What I can't see is him at the beckon text of Kimee.
Oh, and for the record, both of those Avi's are disgusting, but I can overlook a lot, so whatever. We can all be annoying for various reasons. We just need to find our inner Rodney King and embrace one another despite the beat downs.
Why am I not surprised at this??
Kanye's assistant - Is he the one Kanye approached in a store and told him he liked his fashion sense?
His significant other could still be Ricardo...I still can't see Kanye sitting in someone's lap. I'm guessing it would have to be someone really butch for him to cuddle up in his lap?
It will be interesting if Ricardo does design KK's wedding dress--and makes her a laughingstock AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure that the little Armenian urinal is only a high profile beard.
I think Miley is closer to the end of her career than beginning.
Oh jeez. I just laughed so hard at that image I think I wet myself a little.
Holla
@wen...That was soooo funny! I laughed so hard. Thanks! Needed that.
Miley is well on her way to being the next Blohan.
It's surprising that Kanye's beard and her sisters gave up working Cannes this year. The wedding bank will more than make up for it but you'd think PMK would have insisted they work both.
Silly me, the johns must be flying in, it's not far.
I don't at all read this as Kanye sitting in his assistant's lap and giving him rubdowns! The other way around! Still weird, but at least Kanye is getting his money's worth.
Kanye is two people.
His public persona is a wanna be street thug bad azz rapper. He never smiles and he talks street, and mostly stupid. He's a combination of everything he dreams up on the fly and spurts out at the moment.
His private persona, I'm guessing, is the exact opposite. He's probably more withdrawn, doesn't have many close true friends, his speech is that of a man who was raised by educated parents (I heard him talk before, and was shocked that he can sound intelligent and literate.) He'd get further in his business ventures if he didn't introduce Kim as his "Main Bitch" and just spoke as he was raised. He must be very insecure to always be comparing himself to others and not be happy with his own achievements. He needs to live life for himself, and stop copying others formula for success. They'll succeed, he won't.
He won't win in life by marrying Kim. He will be much better off in every way if he followed his own heart. Oh, well. This divorce will be epic. I hope he gets the baby and her nanny/mother, and his boyfriend.
Oh, Kanye--I thought you said you were a Top?
"You either a leader/Or a follower/
But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower..."
Does this also mean you didn't invent leather jogging pants?
Damn.
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