Sunday, May 11, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 11, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer is trying to get pregnant with this other A list celebrity/singer but hasn't told him. Considering how much he has said he never wants a kid, I'm sure he will be shocked.

Katy Perry/John Mayer (reason they split? Maybe his cheating)

31 comments:

sandybrook said...

Maybe his cheating? bwahahah

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Or maybe his skid marks.

NaughtyNurse said...

Or maybe because she was trying to get pregnant without his knowledge or consent!

sugarbread maker said...

band aid babies always fix "issues"
don't they??

Lady Heisenberg said...

Wow. Talk about low places...

QueenAnne Guido said...

I get that he has issues - the primary issue is he's a dude and a panty chaser.

But she's a straight up mess. She gets married and then embarks on a year and a half world tour. Did they even spend two minutes on the same continent together during that time?

So, she seems in love with the idea of marriage but not so capable of the follow through.

She reminds me of a teen girl looking at bridal magazines at the drug store. All fantasy. Not ready.

Brea Lowe said...

Broken up and still rolling out of bed to accept a fedex delivery at his Montana address.... hmmmm

caroline david said...

Maybe his cheating? Maybe because her trying of get pregnant without his consent? Maybe her party behaviour or coke use also?!

sandybrook said...

But she was better off away from Russell, he reeks according to Courtney Love.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jemima Khan dressed Russell up in drag last night. Pics are all over DM

Mango said...

I like Katy, but she's a closet Christian who loves to think she's wicked and who loves the bad boys, but can't handle 'em.

Chris J said...

I thought there was a blind stating Katy wanted a baby but was too afraid of going sans condem with Brand and Mayer. Am I wrong?

Its just U said...

Trapping a dude with an unwanted baby has never worked. He might stay but he'll resent the hell outta ya.

Lady Heisenberg said...

There was. Someone needs to get their facts in order.

Its just U said...

Are you sure that wasn't the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest?
Woman with a beard. Can't remember her name (I hate the Eurovision).
That girl has seriously fucked off the Russians. They ain't happy about a drag act representing Europe.

And that's good enough for me.

bunny honey said...

That child needs help.

Lady Heisenberg said...

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sugarbread maker said...

I thought that was Kim Kardashian.
Didn't you?

Its just U said...

That's Russell alright. He's been compared a lot to Conchita Wurst (that's her name) these last few weeks. I like his sense of humour and that he is cool about it.
Eurovision Song Contest is a huge deal over here and Great Britain. I have no idea why. It's awful. Simply awful.

sugarbread maker said...

I meant conchita. Conchita looks like kimmykakes.

Count Jerkula said...

I would plant a seed in Katy. I would like to get a child support check each week.

Its just U said...

@Count in Ireland we say Slap a snot in her.
We have an elegant turn of phrase, don't we.

Tina Mallette said...

With her lack of brain cells given this blind reveal best she doesn't procreate.

Love it, it's just U, "slap a snot in her".

MonstersInc said...

@Its just U. We do not say that in Galway hahahaha

Its just U said...

Really MonstersInc? Must be a Dublin thing so.
Howaya by the way!!!

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Oh my!! I just spit out my diet coke !! Your too funny!

Renoblondee said...

She would not want a baby during her touring. That's one of the reasons Russell left her. She was on tour and he wanted a family and she wasn't ready. LIES. :)

Sherry said...

So now she's ready? Talk about bad timing.

I am forever going to use "Slap a Snot in her" for someone getting knocked up.

Its just U said...

I thought you would like that Sher Bear.

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Aoife said...

Trapping a guy by getting pregnant always works so well. Isn't her father a pastor?