Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 13, 2013

A couple of years ago, this A list mostly television actor from a hit network show named Ashton Kutcher was at an award ceremony with his wife Demi Moore. Apparently this B+ list mix of television and movie actress who is well known by everyone and made her fame back in the day on television and has been in some really big movies took a liking to Ashton. So much so that when he got up to get a drink, she followed. Demi was oblivious. By the third time, Ashton took the hint and they found a bathroom and spent a good fifteen minutes doing the dirty. They went back to their seats and the actress spent the rest of the night speaking to Demi and ignoring Ashton.

Jessica Biel

48 comments:

sandybrook said...

Oh yuck !

Jessi said...

Wait, so she is or isn't in to chicks?

Kno Won Uno said...

I dislike both of them, so this is double smarmy.

Bacon Ranch said...

Really big movies? Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre v 7.0?

FSP said...

Maybe she just wanted to check out his webbed toes.

The Real Dragon said...

It needs to dump her and got back with Britney

aemish said...

Took the words right outta my mouth @Jessi

parissucksliterally said...

I thought she liked girls.....then again, Ashton is very pretty.

Violet said...

Poor old Helen Hunt. Her entire reputation was blemished by association with Ashton in the original comments.

Tina Mallette said...

Biel crossed him off her bucket list, onto hitting on Demi.

sandybrook said...

I like your gender description @Dragon

Zoe Cialite said...

Ashton Kutcher obviously didn't leave a big impression on Jessica Biel. Serves her right for coveting another woman's husband.

Tricia Shaw said...

What a slag..not sure what Demi and Ashton's marriage was or wasn't..but that bitch needs to go.it was pure power play...probably more attracted to Demi and did it to prove something to herself...twat.

I do so hope all the rumors about him are true and that she is gravely unhappy:)

Ahhh..I feel better

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm still trying to figure out what big movie she was in, much less plural.
Unless she played a bland piece of carrot on a salad plate in Titanic or a silent lily pad in Avatar I can't see any really big movies on her IMDB.
Was "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" really big?

sandybrook said...

Yeah Dragon did typo but it fits well.

aemish said...

She was in a pretty forgettable movie with Gerard Butler.. So forgettable I forgot the name of it

Snapdragon said...

I actually liked Easy Virtue (and her in it... okay, okay, mostly for the tango scene with Colin Firth) but I don't think that was a "big movie".

sifichick said...

She was in Blade 3.

Seriously thought she only ate fish not sausage.

Tricia Shaw said...

She was passable in The illusionist, but how could you not when working with Christian Bale and Ed Norton

in related news-Woman's brain leaks through her own ears at the thought of Jessica Biel working with Christian Bale and Ed Norton

CanadianMiss said...

"spent a good fifteen minutes doing the dirty"

If they only spent 15 minutes, it probably wasn't all that good...

Bacon Ranch said...

I also see Total Recall with Colin Farrell and Cranston. But I don't remember hearing a buzz about it.
aemish & Snap, she certainly gets lucky when it comes to great co-stars.

But big movies? Pshaw

Bacon Ranch said...

..sheesh Tricia. I cannot believe some of these guys she gets to work with!

0_0 said...

Stealth was a decent movie. That and Chuck and Larry are almost good enough to make her A list on this site.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Me thinks this may be the real story of why Jessica Biel has been diving into the lady pond ever since. I mean, hey, first thing she did was holler at Demi! Jess can try all she wants, but there ain't no washing away that shame away.

Tricia Shaw said...

I know Bacon!! And I morphed 2 movies...
She was in illusionist with Norton and Prestige with Bale
Crazytown

crila16 said...

But Jessica is into chicks, not d*cks.

aemish said...

Ya she does, Bacon!

AbbySaurus Vex said...

15 minutes with Kelso would have me doing a running jump into the lady pond. Bleck.

Froggy England said...

If it only took 15 mins, I guess that's why she proceeded to ignore him. Seriously though. Sex in the loos with a guy who is there with his wife? That's nasty.

Renoblondee said...

Lol @Tina

Count Jerkula said...

Her entire career boils down to the gif of her ass from the Sandler movie. That is all people will remember in 10yrs.

FrenchGirl said...

So she 's not more lesbian

Runswithscissors said...

But count, when just looking at the ass, no one cares about the face, so her name will still be forgotten, fingers crossed.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Tina, I thought exactly the same thing! Ashton down, now for Demi.

Frosty said...

And karma gave her Justin Timberlake

JoElla said...

Boy how bad did Ashton want out of the marriage to do this?

Not excusing the cheating honest.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow. He's a douche, obviously, but this is a vicious thing for a woman to do to another woman.

Lovelyloie said...

Surf AND turf

Sherry said...

She's a lesbian but I don't know many who haven't had a man here and there. I'm sure Rosie may refute that but there you have it. Now WHY she would want Asshat, I'm unclear.

Freya said...

Maybe the Blade movie. Definitely not Stealth. That was terrible.

Snootches said...

Thought Bale and Jackman did The Prestige w ScarJo. Biel and Norton did The Illusionist, which was a similar type of film.

texas rose said...

What's the problem? Everyone knows if you follow someone to the shitter three times then its on!!!

Ari said...

I hate her

MadLyb said...

Ashton is quite the lover. 15 whole minutes?!

cowbulls said...

Count, this is for you. http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/Jessica%20Biel%20hypnotic%20ass.gif

And this one is my favorite. http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/Jessica%20Biel%20hypnotic%20ass.gif

Count Jerkula said...

They were both the same cowbullls. That is the scene I was talking about, but I never saw it gif'd like that. Thank you.

cowbulls said...

Count, Sorry, this was the second one from Summer Catch. Not naked but sexy and very funny at the same time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkgGFiCuxpc

Count Jerkula said...

@Cowbulls: Sweet Jesus! Ya know, that might be worth 3-5 in state prison.